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Seratuhl



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:52 pm    Post subject: I have returned from the bleak abyss. Reply with quote

Yes....yes.... remember Cybran Xenomorph? Yes? No? well...here he is again.
My old account wouldn't function so I made a new one.

Yesss....tis' a long time since I've been here.... I was spending much of my time working on improving my artistic skills and such, as well as attempting to end my girlfriend's emotionally abusive behavior.

I hope this is a chance to set aside old grievances....If I remembered that I committed any..

-Sera
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the words of Darth Vader...

NOOOOOOOO!!!!


For added effect.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The new tradition around here is to dance around with your arms stuck in your shirt yelling "I'm a jackass" for ten minutes. Get cracking.

HI.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What?

What did I do?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You heard the man.
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Aramor



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, as long as you don't do what you did last time, everything will be alright.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're all so warm and accepting.


Cybran wotsit was, for the record, one of my favourite members ever. Good times.

I can't help but laugh at "Seratuhl".
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, why not?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You stole my Zamboni cybra xeno-whatsit!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

( Gives Zamboni back ) I have no idea why I stole it in the first place....
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew it. I waited for you to come back... I so knew it. Like a nightmare that won't go away... ermm... I mean, welcome back. Embarassed Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Hi, welcome back. Feel's chilly out there in the wilderness with ALP playing hooky to all the unbelievers. Make yourself cozy at the fires of the Holy Forum Library, the hallowed halls of the Holy Forum Scriptures. Don't come near or Aramoreo will kill you on the spot with whatever he does (think axes and Dutch redneck clothing).
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OfficeFREAKYsexKokonuts wrote:
Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


Heheh.

Actually I don't think he's posted yet since this whole "I'm back" thread.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think he feels lucky.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twinkie, the Rap Master C wrote:
OfficeFREAKYsexKokonuts wrote:
Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


Heheh.

Actually I don't think he's posted yet since this whole "I'm back" thread.


Must have been something to do with the warm welcome you guys gave him...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Office Sex Koko wrote:
Don't come near or Aramoreo will kill you on the spot with whatever he does (think axes and Dutch redneck clothing).


Tss, that is so Canadian... I usually just beat someone into submission if he comes too close and then tie them up and torture them...

Aurelyn wrote:
Must have been something to do with the warm welcome you guys gave him...


Yeah, we're such a swell crowd...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramoreo wrote:
Office Sex Koko wrote:
Don't come near or Aramoreo will kill you on the spot with whatever he does (think axes and Dutch redneck clothing).


Tss, that is so Canadian... I usually just beat someone into submission if he comes too close and then tie them up and torture them...


and rape them.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only if it's a guy... I mean, I'm so desirable, that if it's a chick, it's not considered rape anymore because it's consensual...

[/arrogant]
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm the new guy.

And a word of advice: try not to let Aramor get you in a sleeper hold, because you'll wake up the next morning and your anus will be really sore.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your wallet might be gone too, but we haven't figured out who's doing that.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, you guys actually like keeping your wallets? Okay, I'll give them back. But I won't stop running around naked in a wheel costume at night.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

REGRET wrote:
you'll wake up the next morning and your anus will be really sore.


Hey! I got two words for you: lube, rication!!!

One word... lubrication... whatever! I'm just pointing out that I can be gentle as well.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's those rare occasions when you see the caring side of him that makes him so attractive...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twinkie wrote:
Wait, you guys actually like keeping your wallets? Okay, I'll give them back. But I won't stop running around naked in a wheel costume at night.


Oh, that's no promblem. As long as I get to keep videotaping your nekkid escapades.
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