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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I swear I didn't know she was only thirteen!!!"
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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of course they do.
they all really like to get "violated" too.
rape's such a myth.


You Euro boys know what the ladies like, eh?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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*L*

This thing. What the shit is this? It's not a smiley. It's certainly not a signature(which is also a pretty obnoxious habit, what with the specific signature space right there under your posts). I believe that cfos just has some sort of spastic attack every time he finishes one of his posts devoid of quote tags. This irritates me to no end. This has to go.


Also. Chicks on dating sites who put "must not have drug habit", "must not have criminal record" and "dungeon masters need not apply" in their profiles. Bitches, get bent. It's two thousand fucking seven! We, as a culture, have gone through the phase for those stereotypes by now.*

It's been established already. Normal, likeable and even mature people play DnD. Your best friend has had a secret coke habit since you knew 'em, and it hasn't made them a bony, raving lunatic. You get jailed for public disturbance and vandalism for everything now. Lighten up and crawl out of your iron casket of super-protestantism. You have to go. THIS has to go.







*We have new ones now.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Also. Chicks on dating sites who put "must not have drug habit", "must not have criminal register" and "dungeon masters need not apply" in their profiles.

They've got surprisingly exacting standards for people who have to resort to dating sites.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Record. Criminal record. Post fix'd. I don't know why I keep making that mistake.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*L* = Laughs

*LOL* = Laughs out loud.


It's not really a spastic attack, I guess it's kinda my "thing". Much like yours is to try to bring down everything in an angst ridden black sheet of rain. Oh, how you wish you could tell it like Bob Mould.

Stupid camera angles on games need to go. How do these games ever make it to production?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah well, on that note... stupid little mistakes in giant movie productions. I mean, come on, you had the money to shoot three films in a row with a lot of actors and special effects and stuff but you can't make sure there is some continuity in Frodo's scar? Or make Legolas look like he knows a thing or two about wind directions... or figure out that those Easterlings took one hell of a detour by going through Ithilien while they could've just entered Mordor from the East...

Seriously, that sorta stuff has got to go!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or like how some really bad movies make it to DVD.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor, the PA Viking wrote:
or figure out that those Easterlings took one hell of a detour by going through Ithilien while they could've just entered Mordor from the East...
Okay, look at the map. What's east of Barad-dur, the priamry stronghold in Mordor? That's right, a big fat expanse of nothing.

You try walking an army through that. Logistically speaking, it would be easier to march through areas that actually have edible life and water in it. The North side is not that much better, either. Moutnians on one side, bog on the other. So the only real way to Mordor is by looping south and then up. Why then didn't they go past Minas Morgul then? Well it's a thin chasm that really doesn't go anywhere.

That and if you consider that Easterlings are more like Southeasterlings, then the road looks even more plausible.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Stupid camera angles on games need to go. How do these games ever make it to production?

Overlord?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Euroboy is actually the name of a gay soft porn mag
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Blah blah blah


First of all, Easterlings are from Rhun and Khand... which are all very eastish of Mordor. Second of all, Ithilien is occupied by Faramir and his jolly band of Gondorians... it would have made much more sense if they at least went north of the Ered Lithui and approached the Morannon from there. The way they walked in the movie is just plain illogical.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, Overlord, although I'm having difficulties being able to quickly equip particular weapons when exiting vehicle in Sain't Row. Stupid left joystick!

People that work for mortgage companies and insurance companies. I've collectively spent about 90 min trying to sort out their mistakes.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celeberities that just fuck up their life during their careers. I'm tired of seeing these fucking people on T.V. and magazines who have it all, and just decide, "Oh, I want to go to rehab and prison!"
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan, who else? wrote:

Euroboy is actually the name of a gay soft porn mag

only Munan.

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"Oh, I want to go to rehab and prison!"

they try to make go to rehab, i say no no no...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
Munan, who else? wrote:

Euroboy is actually the name of a gay soft porn mag

only Munan.


No, I'm sure it has pictures of other people in it too...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Much like yours is to try to bring down everything in an angst ridden black sheet of rain.

Oh now that's just unfair. I do nothing of the sort.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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cfos wrote:

Much like yours is to try to bring down everything in an angst ridden black sheet of rain.

Oh now that's just unfair. I do nothing of the sort.


He's got your number, Emo-boy.

Is that a porno mag too? Munan?

P.S. Euro Boy was also a character on Soccer AM.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, it's a generally recognized fact that there is something wildly homo-erotic about soccer, so that shouldn't be too hard to explain.

Emo-boy may not be a porno mag, but should be, as it seems to be able to fulfill a niche in the market of special interest porn.

Anyway.

Bell towers must most definitely go. Close to my office there's two and between them they can play for hours. It was fun when they did the Village People's YMCA every half an hour, but now everyday around noon there's this sort of lazy *pling plong* going on, probably played by some new age hippy high on whatever, spacing it out on the bells. It's driving me insane especially because in the other tower there's someone really into baroque. Now, I don't like baroque anyway, but played on towerbells?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This fashion trend (rebirth?) of popping up one's shirt collar really needs to go. It looks silly. Especially when geriatrics do it.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's coming back?

And on a similar note, wearing one's baseball cap backwards must go. It just look retarded.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i HAVEN'T posted on this thread since it begot itself. That must go! <Wookie Roar>
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look out! It's Aramor's math tutor!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ipsa wrote:
This fashion trend (rebirth?) of popping up one's shirt collar really needs to go. It looks silly. Especially when geriatrics do it.


In Holland, only snobs or wannabe snobs do that.


Cats pissing on all the furniture must go.
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