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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 12:10 am    Post subject: Brians! BRIANS! Reply with quote

Dust curled towards the corners as the wind blasted into The Forum. The doors creaked, trying not to bend any further to the unending fury of the elements pouring form the outside. From the white haze a heavily cloaked figure stepped forth, the floor shuddering under the weight of mighty and well-worn boots. With a wave of his hand the barricades slammed shut, allowing the warm fires to rejuvenate the hall.

All fell silent as the residents turned to look upon the visitor. Beneath the cloak and hood the figure wore an old, rugged jacket that had obviously seen better times. Even without the heavy apparel the figure would have been a giant, in size as weal as bearing. It was apparent, even when his countenance was hidden beneath a thick and dirty scarf that smothered all attempts of reliable identification. The figure carried numerous articles, hidden in nooks and crannies. A sword, a flask, and... a giant leather-bound book?

The figure lumbered forward, shaking the ground as he went. Without thought or pause it pulled up one of the oldest chairs in the hall, and sat down. He pulled down his scarf, seemingly oblivious to the attention he drew to himself, and drew out his flask to fill the dusty glass in front of him.

The Panda Shogun casually broke the silence. “So what have I missed?”


‘Sup peoples? So it seems I’m back, after a... three month leave of absence, damn it seemed longer than that. I see that the crowd hasn’t changed too much, it’s good to come back to familiar avatars.

I apologize for vanishing so abruptly on you guys, but a lot had happened. First of all my schoolwork was falling behind, so I had to play intense catch-up at the expense of everything else. After that, I started to spend more time writing my science fiction novel I may have told some of you about (hence the leather-bound book is now included in my list of personal effects.) I spent even more time reading science fiction, soaking up ideas and concepts for my own little masterpiece. If my current luck persists I might be able to upload a preview the first chapter sometime in June. I assure you it's awesome, if I do say so myself.

But I digress, now my personal time is freeing up, so I have a chance to drop in once a while to indulge in Random Offtopicness®, snickel®, and brüe®, all of which I find are actually quite lacking at the moment. So let's see what we can do about it! Weigh anchor! Open the mainsails! And run this forum into the heavens like pimps in space!"


Kudos to the ones who get the reference in the title.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG OMG OMG!!!! SIMON!!!!!


*hugs him tightly and plants kisses all over his furry face*
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wooh Simons back

And I'm on summer break Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey. Welcome back.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wait what

You were gone?
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i knew that fall from the top of that skyscraper didn't kill him! well, not permanently at least.

welcome back, Simon.
btw, you're gay for disappearing for 3 months.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

llo pandaman.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:11 am    Post subject: Re: Brians! BRIANS! Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
But I digress, now my personal time is freeing up, so I have a chance to drop in once a while to indulge in Random Offtopicness®, snickel®, and brüe®, all of which I find are actually quite lacking at the moment.

Welcome back, man. We did actually try to bring back the snickel®, but it got lost in the server crash of May '07. And Munan keeps splitting our off-topicness, and depositing it in the Utter BS section. The power has... changed him. He is more moderator now than man. Twisted and evil. Only with the entire forum working together can we defeat him.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heey! Simon!

long time! CHEERS mate!
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey. Welcome back to the Real World. Dawwg.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello, Pandamister.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome back, buddy.

There were several times where we could have used and "ORLY?".
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah. We could of done it but it wouldn't have been the same. Even if I used Photoshop.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hugh? Simon? Is that you? What did you do with your hair?
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sensei, good timing, I came back recently too Smile welcome back! And tea for everyone. *dance*
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heh, it's like a class of 2005 reunion Very Happy
now we only need Holly to drop by too. oh, and Pieh.
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, as a newbie it's like Goldilocks being caught with her spoon in the porridge all of a sudden!
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's all this talk about Brian? I thought that show was cancelled. *L* Welcome back, Mr Kotter.
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
Wow, as a newbie it's like Goldilocks being caught with her spoon in the porridge all of a sudden!

what...



What does that mean?
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
heh, it's like a class of 2005 reunion Very Happy
now we only need Holly to drop by too. oh, and Pieh.


Isn't there another mod who never comes here?
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

there used to be Dean the mod, but he seems to have stopped posting entirely.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
Wow, as a newbie it's like Goldilocks being caught with her spoon in the porridge all of a sudden!


Well I don't see anything wrong if it's her own porridge.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
there used to be Dean the mod, but he seems to have stopped posting entirely.


I can't actually recall him posting like ever. Then again, I don't read every post on this forum.

But uhm... is it me or is Simon's returned accomponied by a lack of posting?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw him post... like... once. At least in my time line... or maybe that was just a necromanced topic where he posted last.
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