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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:52 pm    Post subject: Harrison Ford Rules Club Reply with quote

Firewall ruled. Why?

You know damn well why.

Memorable Quotes

"Get Off My Plane"

"I Know"

"SHORTY!"

"Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me - cold fish."

"The worst thing about the internet is that anything and everything is up for grabs. How can that be, when I limit my public conversations to about once every couple of years? Any kind of rubbish goes on the internet and it can have a f**king life of its own." - Harrison Ford



Harrison Ford makes God look like a monkey in a diaper throwing poo.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This looks mildly interesting. You forgot one of the greatest quotes though,

"Never tell me the odds!"
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I agree. I should have included that one."

- President of Harrison Ford Rules Club's (me).

Here are the officers:

Blaster: Postmaster General
Aramor: The Bounty Hunter Stormtrooper that realizes he's fighting for the wrong side when he sees Han Solo in the Death Star and has such a big man crush on Harrison Ford that he modifies his armor so maybe Harrison Ford will notice him and ask for his number.
Munan: The Viking Treasurer
Simon: Chewbacca
Sal: "Sexy MF"
Khushi: Penguin Liaison
Azrael: Smokin' Aze
Digit: Tea Server
SpideyGirl: Office Lady
Spock: himself
cfos: The Mormon
vevlaa: ... Mr. Perfect???
Crotchfire: Harrison Ford's Body-Double
edit: Frost: Captain "Citizen on Patrol" McPunch
edit: Kiramuse: Yeoman
edit2: Smileypen: The Enforcer (hockey anyone?)
edit2: Aramor's Bitch (sigh): Scratching Post
edit3: edited Aramor's position.
isREGRET: Raw Oysters
Who am I missing?

And maybe, if it's possible, can I have DaffyD do the group portrait, with roles described?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost wrote:
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Woops, where are my manners.

You can be the "Citizen on Patrol", or Captain McPunch.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You forgot Kiramuse. She's my personal yeoman Razz (is that joke getting old?)
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm feeling so loved, Spock, hun. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My position made me laugh my ass off. But it suits.

But yeah, Harrison Ford kicks ass.

"Yeah, I'll bet you have.*BAM* Sorry about the mess."

"Nazis! I hate these guys."
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You forgot the most sentimental of quotes,
"Great shot kid, now don't get cocky!"
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kiramuse is the group Yeoman (whatever that is).

Harrison Ford Rules because he is Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Blade Runner, President James Marshall, and Jack Ryan.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

seems we've had a coup d'etat performed by Koko, but since i was not left out of the new establishment i don't mind at all.
sexy mothafucka shakin' that ass!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do."

Bitches.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
seems we've had a coup d'etat performed by Koko, but since i was not left out of the new establishment i don't mind at all.
sexy mothafucka shakin' that ass!


Was there a cool club before this one?

edited: Smileypen now the most penalized person in the club.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay! I'm an office lady! You know what that means! I get to answer the phones! YAY!!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Ha. No ticket..."
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the hell is a shortround?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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edited: Smileypen now the most penalized person in the club.
Why is that? I laid out the most hardcore quote from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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SpideyGirl Calls Me Koko wrote:
edited: Smileypen now the most penalized person in the club.
Why is that? I laid out the most hardcore quote from Raiders of the Lost Ark.


Oh, Oh, I wasn't rebuking you. That is a good quote. But see, I thought you liked hockey, and if I ever go to hockey games, I always have one eye on the enforcer (who is the guy who, I'm sure you know, does all the checking and decking).
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I still don't know what the hell a shortround is.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Now I still don't know what the hell a shortround is.

Short Round is the kid who accompanies Dr. Jones in Temple of Doom.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If I go down you're coming with me."

That was a good one.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer."

'Nuff said.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For the record, I'm not Mormon (Nor am I Tom Green *L*).

I have always been a big fan of HF. He has a ranch out in Wyoming and he also does rescue crap from time to time. This past weekend was in LV and in the Caesar's Forum Shops there is a shop called Antiquities... or something like that. Cool shop, they mostly sell autographed movie posters and things like a Babe Ruth autographed baseball. They also have historical crap like documents written and signed by Abraham Lincoln (upwards of $40K). I have to admit though, I was drawn to the prop replica (lifesize) of Harrison Ford frozen in carbonite ($9K+).
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ipsa wrote:
Short Round is the kid who accompanies Dr. Jones in Temple of Doom.


Oh yeah... ofcourse... but hey, I only saw that movie twice.

Now my next question is... why the fuck am I Short Round? I ain't short and I ain't Asian.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, at least you can drive a car like your insane, but in control.

BTW: Has anyone else noticed, when the plane crashes into the mountain, that all the chickens inside were incinirated as well?

And cfos, if I had the money, I would have bought that statue.
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