New member!

Shurimpu · Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 8

Hi everyone! I'm Shurimpu, and i've been a fan of ALP for a couple months now. I joined mostly for the Haiku contest, but this board seems fun, so I'll probably stay here.

Anyhow, a little bit about myself. I'm 15, a freshman, and sort of an oddball when bored. I live in Arizona, but I go to New York a lot, and find ALP a hilariously accurate version of it.

Anyhow, yeah, that's all I can come up with. Feel free to pelt me with welome bricks.
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Why are you reading my signature? So, I have to entertain you now? Forget that. Read a book. Play a videogame. kill a homeless pers- Feed some orphans. That's what I meant.

InvaderJess · Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:35 pm Post subject:

Welcome to the boards. If I had bricks, surely I would be pelting you. But alas, I have none, so a cute Yautja plushie will have to do. Laughing

Hope you enjoy the vast amount of seriousely disturbed people we have on display here. I know I do. But, I do fit in oh so well.

desert_drum · Gender: Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 462

Welcome. I'll be generous and use gold bricks. Smile

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Shurimpu · Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 8

So, there are lots of other odd members, too? Good, I was afraid I would have to be weird all by myself. So, it's nice to meet you both! Also, hurray for gold brick! A bit of pain, but I can sell them!
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Why are you reading my signature? So, I have to entertain you now? Forget that. Read a book. Play a videogame. kill a homeless pers- Feed some orphans. That's what I meant.

RobinHood3000 · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 224

Welcome to the forums, and may you not run off screaming in sheer terror. Oh, and a word of advice:

Duck.
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...cliiiiiiiiiick...

some random guest · Gender: Joined: 27 Feb 2005 Posts: 110 Location: Fiorna 161

Hello.
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:45 am Post subject:

Welcome to the forums.

...read my comic. Twisted Evil

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Drone Daddy · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 92

Welcome aboard.

General Grievous · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 181 Location: Some Swamp

General Grievous · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 181 Location: Some Swamp

Sorry 'bout that. My bro hacked into my account... Anyways, welcome, and happy sapmming/ flaming/ trolling.... Oops, I 4got 2 bhave!
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maethoriell · Gender: Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Ottawa

I'm new too and.. OMFG Inkmonkey I just finished reading the archives of your comic and I now follow it. You are one of my numerous gods.. Orzo Devourer of Souls is another but yah..
I bow to you.
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:44 am Post subject:

Uh... thanks. Well since I'm a God and all, how about you send me some sacrifices? Preferably in the form of unmarked, non-consecutive bills.
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sourlout · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:15 am Post subject:

*points*

<--- new too.

Do i get a cookie for being the third new guy to post here?

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (gonads and strife)

l33td00d · Gender: Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 58

sourlout · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:11 am Post subject:

if you are new here, post a reply and we will send you one cookie.

Honest.

...sucker.
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l33td00d · Gender: Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 58

maethoriell · Gender: Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Ottawa

I would send you sacrafices but you see.. I<m broke. I might have a couple pennies... And besides you aren<t the only god.. There<s Bernie here, the great Tiki gods Snoo-Snoo and Bunga-Bunga, Tolkien and more gods I have to sacrafice to.. so you must understand this.. when I<m rich I<ll send money.
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:11 pm Post subject:

Well, if you don't have any money nude images will suffice
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maethoriell · Gender: Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Ottawa

...I would but well you see.. the digital camera seems to have disapeared and I have no clue as to how the scanner works..
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:57 am Post subject:

Inkmonkey · Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:23 am Post subject:

... what the hell would nude pics done using a scanner even look like in the first place??
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:42 am Post subject:

Well, first of all... they wouldn't look like anything. I once put my head on a copying machine (don't ask me why) but there wasn't really anything visible caus the hood thingy couldn't close and there was too much extra light on the thing.

Second, I think the plan was to make nude pics with an ordinary camera, and then scan those...
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:17 pm Post subject:

Enough of your "logic", alien scum!
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:03 pm Post subject:

Moi?

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l33td00d · Gender: Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 58

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