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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:37 am    Post subject: The best day ever...for me! Reply with quote

Today's my birthday y'all! I am officially 20 years old!

Saying that I am two decades old...makes me feel elderly.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why? You're ten years younger than me.

Congrats.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow the response is overwhelming. Lol. Thank you Munan!

And being 3 decades old doesn't make you elderly. It makes you deceased.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I'm 20... and there's nothing wrong with it.

Just one more year and I can go to America and buy alcohol... right?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

happy b-day, Spidey. i bet you'll be a milf when you hit the 3 decades mark.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You realize that you need kids of your own to be a MILF... right?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wait, what are you suggesting about Spidey?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww Sal! That was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!

I'll be a MILF by the time I'm 30...for you!

Yes Aramor. You can legally drink once you turn 21 here...but the government is a bit harder on youngsters here and liquor.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aww Sal! That was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!

I'll be a MILF by the time I'm 30...for you!


SCORE!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't take this wrong, but I could've sworn you were like 14.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn Spidey, my birthday's in three weeks and I'll be turning 20 as well.

DAPPY HIRTHBAY SPIDEY-MILF.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats! This is the last decade you will ever have that will have happily meaningful birthdays. *L* If you feel old, then I was be AARP at +14.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy Birthday Spidey!

Welcome to the decade. I'll pass the baton on to you as I leave shortly.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is the baton pretty?

And Spidey-MILF...Should I change my name to that?

And Digit? You are such a nice person.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I mean't that you act like a fucking 14 year old.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you're an asshole with no regards to anyones feelings but your own. But you already knew that.

And also I know what you're trying to do. You want to get a rise out of me. Well it's not going to work.

I refuse to fight with anyone on my b-day.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A misconception. I was making a remark, then correcting your misinterpretation of it. I don't any rises out of anything. I do not know what that means.
I was even polite in that one post.






and i keep telling you people. its the internet. you cant fight anybody
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, but I still take it as an insult. Please don't try to make it look like it was just some simple remark. It was very snide and rude and it made me feel like you were attempting to snub my intellegence. If I acted like a 14 year old would I be running my own business at age 20? I don't think so.


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I meant that you act like a fucking 14 year old.


And how is this polite again?

I also took the liberty of correcting your typo. If you want to insult me...please spell-check first.

Lastly...To get a rise out of someone is to purposely make a person upset or mad. Aka something you're very good at.

I'll be expecting an apology soon.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about taking this to PM.

Or, better, yet, completely forgetting about it.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or even better, make a movie about it and then include Jessica Alba fully nude and also lots of Bruce Willis and bullet-time and Transformers and Pirates and evil undead monkeys and zombies and Leeloo Dallas and more nude Jessica Alba and attacking 50 feet women and giant alligators living in the New York sewers and Chupacabras and Jersey Devils and the Beast of Bodmin and Stingrays and some guy with a really big fucking gun like a .50 Barrett and then he shoots anotyher guy in the head with it and it goes like *Splat* and someone with a quest to throw the Dildo of Wickedness in Mount Asscrack while being rescued by the Deus Ex Eagle Air and niggers with sunglasses and leather jackets and chicks with sunglasses and leather jackets and a blind guy with a katana and a bomb around his neck that goes off if he tries to run away but because he's blind he thinks he's a melon and he gets in this weird adventure with some alien named Station and then a fucking Chestburster bursts out of his chest and becomes an Alien but then Doc Brown crushes it with his DeLorean because he didn't know there was a Xeno there and then the acid eats away the Flux Capacitator and the whole world explodes and then people start a colony on a really cool planet with two suns but then all of a sudden it gets dark and these Nocturnal Hammerheads come out and fucking eat them all and then a ship crash lands there and after a while one of the survivors is the leader of a giant army of Necromongers and he uses it to set up a giant baby-sitting agency which he calls the NecroPacifiers xXx...

Oh yeah, and Samuel L. Jackson makes a cameo.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I refuse to be even remotely related to anything Samuel L. Jackson. I don't care if it's just a cameo.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

everything's cool with your movie script, Aramor, i only got one small question:

why isn't there any fuckin Clint Eastwood in it?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you feel lucky punk?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I refuse to be even remotely related to anything Samuel L. Jackson. I don't care if it's just a cameo.


Fine... how about Morgan Freeman?

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and some guy with a really big fucking gun like a .50 Barrett

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read upto the part about dildos then pissed myself laughing bedfore finishing the rest.

Anyway, happy birthday spideygirl, being twenty is cool, but your 21st & 25th birthdays are the really cool ones. At least they will be for you more than likely, my 21st was cack since all I did was go for a meal with my big sister, dad & wicked stepmother who does act like a fucking 14 year old. Thankfully Im 24 now & have my own place so its all cool. in the Uk we get to drink booze at 18, which is a blessing & curse; a blessing because retailers can extort money out of kids for alcho-pops & white lightning cider, and a curse because the streets are filled with pissed up teenagers, hell bent on vandalising the public lavatories. Your own business you say? what does that involve, not what im hoping for no doubt but well done you for being an independant young woman whos going places.... Im goin' be stackin' shelves 'till Im 65 in all likelyhood.
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