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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's exactly why you gotta change it... that rhyme has been invented as a measure of control. They start brainwashing you at a young age and look at you now... still saying the same stuff they taught you as a kid! It's just a matter of time until the entire world is a totalitarian state, full of brain washed drones, following their evil and wicked leader without questioning...

Not that I care... I was planning on becoming that evil and wicked leader.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How is brainwashing people to **** up trees implementing a measure of control? Other than making everyone look up everytime they go into a wood...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not about the lyrics... it's about what Spidey said...

This to be precise:

Spidey wrote:
Well thats how the rhyme goes...lol.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doing it up there has to be pretty... comfortable. Not even monkeys bang up there.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Birds?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends on the bird.
Probably not penguins, for example.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, you know.. there aren't any trees in Antarctica to begin with. They can't exactly fly either.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah, you know.. there aren't any trees in Antarctica to begin with. They can't exactly fly either.


But trees and penguins do coexist elsewhere, and theoretically one could launch itself off a cliff, and land in a tree..
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Doing it up there has to be pretty... comfortable. Not even monkeys bang up there.


Well, if you build a tree-house...

Now you know why all the elves preferably live in trees... they like to do it a lot.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah, you know.. there aren't any trees in Antarctica to begin with. They can't exactly fly either.


But trees and penguins do coexist elsewhere, and theoretically one could launch itself off a cliff, and land in a tree..


Yes, but considering the body and movement of a penguin, would it even be possible for it to jump onto a tree branch and not tip over?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, but considering the body and movement of a penguin, would it even be possible for it to jump onto a tree branch and not tip over?

You're ruining the fun. Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, but considering the body and movement of a penguin, would it even be possible for it to jump onto a tree branch and not tip over?


I was thinking more of it getting snagged on a branch than intentionally perching. Although six or seven penguins perched up a tree would certainly make people double-take. Maybe you could glue them to a branch...
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whta about an ostrich? Or emu? A kiwi? Maybe even a dodo?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was wondering when we'd get to Australian and African birds. What, no apteryx? Wait, that's the family of the kiwi...never ming.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a good thing that this is already in Utter B. S.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha. While you guys have wives, I have a sh*t-load of work to do, which makes me 10x more pathetic than all of you combined. And no, this was not edited by a moderator. Very Happy

Plus, I think the monkeys should be the ones in the trees. Come on, guys. Be reasonable. At least you can just say "Fuck in a bed" or some other crap like that.

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Doing it up there has to be pretty... comfortable. Not even monkeys bang up there.


Uh... wrong call. Just forget what I said.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi has verbally over-powered you.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wives have a knack of taking a man's scrotum away from him, ay cfos?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Plus, I think the monkeys should be the ones in the trees. Come on, guys. Be reasonable. At least you can just say "Fuck in a bed" or some other crap like that.



Thank God, I'd forgotten how this started...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Wives have a knack of taking a man's scrotum away from him, ay cfos?"

No, you just learn to pick your battles. Example: My wife puts the roll of toliet paper on the "wrong" way. Not an issue to divorce over. She also has difficulty plugging in the laptop (but she has a cutesy voice when asking me to do it). Of course, she bought me a Porsche for our first anniversary, so maybe I let some things slide.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wanna change girlfriends? I could need a Porsche... could you also get her to buy me a driver's license? And a PS3?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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This is true. So very true.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wives have a knack of taking a man's scrotum away from him, ay cfos?


Except I'm not Bleu's wife.

Aramor, you jerk! Just because I don't have money to buy you a Porsche?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, but considering the body and movement of a penguin, would it even be possible for it to jump onto a tree branch and not tip over?


I was thinking more of it getting snagged on a branch than intentionally perching. Although six or seven penguins perched up a tree would certainly make people double-take. Maybe you could glue them to a branch...


Yeah, getting snagged still doesn't correlate well with finding the opportunity to have sex. Razz

Except they all only do it to reproduce at a certain time of the year.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aramor, you jerk! Just because I don't have money to buy you a Porsche?


I was talking about girlfriends, not wives. I'll never trade you for anything. Well... maybe if they cloned you... but then I wouldn't know the difference...

Cloning... hmm... ever had a three-some where one of the other chicks was yourself?

Is having sex with your partner's clone cheating?

Just some random thoughts, sorry...
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