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That's exactly why you gotta change it... that rhyme has been invented as a measure of control. They start brainwashing you at a young age and look at you now... still saying the same stuff they taught you as a kid! It's just a matter of time until the entire world is a totalitarian state, full of brain washed drones, following their evil and wicked leader without questioning...
Not that I care... I was planning on becoming that evil and wicked leader.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:40 am Post subject: |
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How is brainwashing people to **** up trees implementing a measure of control? Other than making everyone look up everytime they go into a wood...
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| Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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It's not about the lyrics... it's about what Spidey said...
This to be precise:
| Spidey wrote: | | Well thats how the rhyme goes...lol. |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Doing it up there has to be pretty... comfortable. Not even monkeys bang up there.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:51 am Post subject: |
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Birds?
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Depends on the bird.
Probably not penguins, for example.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, you know.. there aren't any trees in Antarctica to begin with. They can't exactly fly either.
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| Khushi wrote: | | Yeah, you know.. there aren't any trees in Antarctica to begin with. They can't exactly fly either. |
But trees and penguins do coexist elsewhere, and theoretically one could launch itself off a cliff, and land in a tree..
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| Khushi wrote: | | Doing it up there has to be pretty... comfortable. Not even monkeys bang up there. |
Well, if you build a tree-house...
Now you know why all the elves preferably live in trees... they like to do it a lot.
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| aurelyn wrote: | | Khushi wrote: | | Yeah, you know.. there aren't any trees in Antarctica to begin with. They can't exactly fly either. |
But trees and penguins do coexist elsewhere, and theoretically one could launch itself off a cliff, and land in a tree.. |
Yes, but considering the body and movement of a penguin, would it even be possible for it to jump onto a tree branch and not tip over?
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| Khushi wrote: | | Yes, but considering the body and movement of a penguin, would it even be possible for it to jump onto a tree branch and not tip over? |
You're ruining the fun. 
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Yes, but considering the body and movement of a penguin, would it even be possible for it to jump onto a tree branch and not tip over? |
I was thinking more of it getting snagged on a branch than intentionally perching. Although six or seven penguins perched up a tree would certainly make people double-take. Maybe you could glue them to a branch...
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Whta about an ostrich? Or emu? A kiwi? Maybe even a dodo?
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I was wondering when we'd get to Australian and African birds. What, no apteryx? Wait, that's the family of the kiwi...never ming.
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It's a good thing that this is already in Utter B. S.
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Ha. While you guys have wives, I have a sh*t-load of work to do, which makes me 10x more pathetic than all of you combined. And no, this was not edited by a moderator. 
Plus, I think the monkeys should be the ones in the trees. Come on, guys. Be reasonable. At least you can just say "Fuck in a bed" or some other crap like that.
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| Khushi wrote: | | Doing it up there has to be pretty... comfortable. Not even monkeys bang up there. |
Uh... wrong call. Just forget what I said. |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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Khushi has verbally over-powered you.
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Wives have a knack of taking a man's scrotum away from him, ay cfos?
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Plus, I think the monkeys should be the ones in the trees. Come on, guys. Be reasonable. At least you can just say "Fuck in a bed" or some other crap like that.
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Thank God, I'd forgotten how this started...
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"Wives have a knack of taking a man's scrotum away from him, ay cfos?"
No, you just learn to pick your battles. Example: My wife puts the roll of toliet paper on the "wrong" way. Not an issue to divorce over. She also has difficulty plugging in the laptop (but she has a cutesy voice when asking me to do it). Of course, she bought me a Porsche for our first anniversary, so maybe I let some things slide. |
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Wanna change girlfriends? I could need a Porsche... could you also get her to buy me a driver's license? And a PS3?
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| Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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This is true. So very true.
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| SpideyGirl Calls Me Koko wrote: | | Wives have a knack of taking a man's scrotum away from him, ay cfos? |
Except I'm not Bleu's wife.
Aramor, you jerk! Just because I don't have money to buy you a Porsche?
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| aurelyn wrote: | | Khushi wrote: |
Yes, but considering the body and movement of a penguin, would it even be possible for it to jump onto a tree branch and not tip over? |
I was thinking more of it getting snagged on a branch than intentionally perching. Although six or seven penguins perched up a tree would certainly make people double-take. Maybe you could glue them to a branch... |
Yeah, getting snagged still doesn't correlate well with finding the opportunity to have sex. 
Except they all only do it to reproduce at a certain time of the year.
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| Khushi wrote: | | Aramor, you jerk! Just because I don't have money to buy you a Porsche? |
I was talking about girlfriends, not wives. I'll never trade you for anything. Well... maybe if they cloned you... but then I wouldn't know the difference...
Cloning... hmm... ever had a three-some where one of the other chicks was yourself?
Is having sex with your partner's clone cheating?
Just some random thoughts, sorry...
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