Anybody else from Alaska?

InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject: Anybody else from Alaska?

Am I the only one here from Alaska? It's really not bad up here you know. You could move up. We need new blood, our asshole ratio is getting too high.

Code 18 U.S.C. 2257 · Gender: Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 2

Maybe the rest of the united states uses Alaska when they need to lynch someone out or regular society.

InvaderJess · Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:34 pm Post subject:

What, tons of Canadians here, but no other Alaskans? I feel so very alone. Crying or Very sad

Drone Daddy · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 92

Jess,

Next time I'm up there, I'll give you a shout. I just need your address and phone number; and whether or not you are willing to have dinner with a complete nut who is well-educated and bitter. I may get to come to Alaska within the next year, as the nature of my job requires that I travel to really hot and really cold places. Send me an email sometime at shale_d2010@yahoo.com

Cheers,

InvaderJess · Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:00 am Post subject:

You are simply too kind trying to save me from the frozen, asshole ridden landscape. Smile

Blaster · Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:30 pm Post subject:

Drone Daddy · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 92

Blaster,

I got the translation, just fine. Very Happy

And Jess, I was not literally asking you out. Laughing

I will most likely never make it to Alaska because of the nature of my job. As much as we three are on the forums here, I would have hoped that you all would recognize that I use dark humor to lighten things up. I find that an appealing juxtaposition. Please, please, please, unless stated, don't take anything I say in this manner literally. Having said that, and the punchline ruined by explaining the joke... I still feel for you up there and I hope you find a bit of happiness. Very Happy

Cheers,

Treach · Gender: Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 77

Hell, if you won't ask her out, brotha, I will!

InvaderJess · Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:12 pm Post subject:

Thank you Treach, at least somebody cares. Razz

Drone Daddy · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 92

Hey now, I care. But the "stalker image" on the first date is usually a relationship killer, so I decided to play it cool. Very Happy

I'll sneak in under the hopeless romantic radar when you're not expecting it. Very Happy

InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:57 pm Post subject:

Oh, good! I was worried I only had one perfect stranger vying for my hand. Laughing

You two are just too good to me. I don't deserve such attention. Embarassed

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