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Robot Chicken Koko

Gender:  Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 1130 Location: gettin' my learn on
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:07 am Post subject: |
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I can't believe no one's sang the theme song yet:
Transformers!
More than meets the eye!
Autobots rage their battle, will destroy-the evil forces-of the decepticons!
Transformers!
Robots in disguise!
Transformers!
More than meets the eye!
Transformers!!! _________________ "Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:51 am Post subject: |
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Damn, I'm really doing my best not to start quoting Clerks II...
Can't help it!
Dude, the Transformers sucked! _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:58 am Post subject: |
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a robot transforming into a fleshlight? _________________ i have no time for anal love
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:02 am Post subject: |
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| Smileypen wrote: | | isREGRET wrote: | | Also, Megatron is some kinda alien jet and is voiced by Hugo Weaving. |
Weaving indeed voices Megs, but he's a tank. Starscream is the jet. |
Jup, and he isn't some "alien jet" either, just an F-22 Raptor. _________________ Back in action |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Lunabella wrote: | Actually, I think I saw that one as well at one point.
I think he actually tried to mash one of his nuts with that carver he was using too. |
Nah, he sliced open his sack, grabbed a nut, then took a needle and stuck it in his ball. Then he squeezed it a bit and some weird brown/red goo came oozing out.
Oozing... ooooooooooooooooozing...
Whooooooooosah!!! |
Actually I used to see that all the time, except it wasn't humans but seals and whales. And occasionally, a fox. And the liquid was more on the solid side but was still watery... kind of like melting chocolate. And it wasn't more red. Actually it looked like the stuff you make with silicone and cocoa powder. It didn't taste good though. And I wasn't freaked out because it reminded me of baking brownies. Like, when you start mixing the stuff in the bowl.
Man, this is making me hungry... |
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Forumgoer Unavailable
Gender:  Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 316 Location: Not here
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Smileypen wrote: | | isREGRET wrote: | | Also, Megatron is some kinda alien jet and is voiced by Hugo Weaving. |
Weaving indeed voices Megs, but he's a tank. Starscream is the jet. |
No. Starscream is a human jet. Megatron is an alien jet.
http://brendoman.com/media/users/brendoman/867-550x-megatron1.jpg _________________ I'm outtie, y'all. Lates. |
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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I read something about scorponok being in the movie, the one that's jumping out of the sand. Wasn't scorponok a Beast wars char, or did the original transformers have a scorponok as well? _________________ Back in action |
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Forumgoer Unavailable
Gender:  Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 316 Location: Not here
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, he was a a tank. This time he's actually a giant mechanical scorpion, like the Beast wars one. _________________ I'm outtie, y'all. Lates. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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Scorponok kinda sucked in Beast Wars though... _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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angelusraptor

Gender:  Joined: 04 Apr 2005 Posts: 1699 Location: Singapore; with a cup of Premium Evil
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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Hey I thought he was pretty cool. But among the Preds, I like Terrosaur and Waspinator most. Always fun to see the both of them blow up. _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:53 am Post subject: |
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Inferno was the coolest!
Inferno:"Yes my queen!"
Megatron:"I wish he stopped calling me that." _________________ Back in action |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:32 am Post subject: |
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I watched the first episode of Beast Wars yesterday and although it's pretty cool, it does kinda suck after you've seen stuff like Ice Age 2 and you know stuff about modelling yourself.
Oh, and I also think that Blackarachnia is one of the coolest. _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Smiley

Gender:  Joined: 30 Jan 2006 Posts: 701 Location: Inside the Beltway
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:25 am Post subject: |
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On Earth, Megatron is a tank. Thus my statement. If I had known we were discussing their protoforms I wouldn't have written that. _________________ "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
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Smiley

Gender:  Joined: 30 Jan 2006 Posts: 701 Location: Inside the Beltway
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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It appears I am mistaken. There is no Earth alt-mode for Megatron and he will remain in Cybertronian form for the movie. My bad.
Here's a hi-res picture of his robot mode.
Also, here are some other Decepticons in hi-res:
Blackout (helicopter)
Starscream (F-22 Raptor)
Frenzy (MP3 player, I think)
And some Autobots:
Optimus Prime (semi)
Bumblebee (Camaro)
Jazz (Pontiac Solstice)
Ironhide (GMC truck) _________________ "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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I felt a great disturbance in my ego... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced... those are some nice models. _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:53 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah, I think someone said Frenzy's an iPOD. |
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:43 am Post subject: |
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damn marketing bullshit. _________________ Back in action |
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Spock
Gender:  Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Western US
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:47 am Post subject: |
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| Sal wrote: | | a robot transforming into a fleshlight? |
Is everyone going to ignore this, or are no childish random jokes to be made about this statement? _________________
| Aramor the Sober Whore wrote: | | So I guess your e-honeymoon will be filled with e-wanking? |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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I would, but that would result in me getting my second warning.  |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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we wouldn't want that now, would we?  _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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Don't be sad.
It'll probably happen within the next to years or so. We all get banned eventually.  |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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There ya go being emo again  _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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Shit, that smiley was supposed to be my trademark one so it wouldn't seem emo.
So here:  |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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ooooh...
and i thought you were being mysterious and ambiguous putting that arrow in there. _________________ i have no time for anal love
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Smiley

Gender:  Joined: 30 Jan 2006 Posts: 701 Location: Inside the Beltway
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Bloo_Expresses wrote: | | We all get banned eventually. |
Um . . . not if we don't act like an ass on a constant basis. Not that I'm saying you do, but those that do are more likely to get banned eventually. _________________ "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
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