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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:54 pm    Post subject: NSFW Links Reply with quote
Hey, as I said in one of the intro thread, I'd post something here.

Well, here's the link. It's a flash movie about someone visiting the dentist, and the creator put the sound of a german hardcore porn movie with it... it's really funny, especially when you know what they say.

It is sad however that they actually say those things, considering it's a porn movie... wonder which one it is btw...

Anyhoo, might be an idea to post your link here if you have one, instead of making countless topics which won't get further than 10 posts.

If the mods don't mind me saying...
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Laughing Can't stop giggling. Why do germans talk so much in porn flicks, anyway? German isn't the best language to use I think.. Its like their eating a very greasy piece of meat while trying to... Okey, that's just wrong what I typed. Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Its like their eating a very greasy piece of meat while trying to...


Yes, I think that describes half of the stuff going on in those movies Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Its like their eating a very greasy piece of meat while trying to...


Yes, I think that describes half of the stuff going on in those movies Razz


that's my favourite part of every movie...
*dreamy eyes*
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
wow, the female voice was the famous Teresa Orlowski herself!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Seriously?

Anyhoo, tonight I'm going over to someone's place and we're gonna see if we can download Lord of the G-Strings Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1635622

I was just Stumbling with Firefox.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh, how I wish I'd kept up with my German better. I can usually make out German dialogue in American movies, because they speak so slowly and clearly. But I think I caught maybe 1 in 10 words in that. Still amusing, though.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1635622

I was just Stumbling with Firefox.


What the hell, that thing tells me to upgrade to Flash 8 while I have Flash 9 installed...

Anyhoo, I could try to translate the german thing someday Razz
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"A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do." I think Murphy's law just raped you, Aramor. Well, anyways it was nothing special...

I'm pretty sure you'll translate it with pleasure... And proof-hear it many many times. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did the german guy say you have a fantastic ass? Or I love your fantastic ass? I was sitting there trying to figure it out. Aramor!! Help me out with it!!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/How_to_call_for_police_during_a_robbery

if you ever have to call for a police while working as a cashier.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lol, that one's pretty funny. Think I've seen it before though...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
You know, your new christmas avatar is quite, erm... kinky? You´re Santa's personal assistent, right? "Come, sit to Santa's lap. You've been very naughty this Christmas Aramor." "Yes, Santa. You ought to punish me..." and so on, and so on... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
He's one of Santa's nude, male helpers. What? Didn't you know that Santa has a thing for young guys?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's why Santa never wanted to hop me on his lap? Noooo.... My Christmas is ruined.

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What? Didn't you know that Santa has a thing for young guys?


I'm just wondering. Could it be, that Santa is just Michael Jackson in a disguise. Michael Jackson who is really a catholic priest. Because these three has something in common with. So isn't it obvious that they are the same person. Damn, I'm off-topic.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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He's one of Santa's nude, male helpers. What? Didn't you know that Santa has a thing for young guys?

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That's why Santa never wanted to hop me on his lap? Noooo.... My Christmas is ruined.

Did you just imply that you are a guy? Shocked



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sorry for the delay...I meant That because I'm a girl Santa never hopped me on his lap... OKey, this is almost the weirdest conversation ever.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You know, your new christmas avatar is quite, erm... kinky? You´re Santa's personal assistent, right?


Nononono... I'm Satan's personal assistant. Underneath that christmas hat are two little horns... I'm only naked because it's so warm in hell.
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We shall worship your satanhood then. So, Satan's personal assistant... I'm just wonderin, who his His PR person?

Naked, you say? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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So, Satan's personal assistant... I'm just wonderin, who his His PR person?


Digit.
c'mon, it's so obvious.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Naked, you say? Very Happy


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This is a funny one

http://www.intheclosetmovies.co.uk/
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
the ultimate orgy no idea who would make such a thing, alas, however, it exists. enjoy, or not.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, seen it... more than once. Pretty funny.

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