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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:47 am    Post subject: Lets talk about sex... erm. Romania Reply with quote

I have this theory that there is a link between a tolerance of alcohol and size of a manhood. It is widely recognised that asian men have smaller penises and can't endure alcohol that much. So I got this wild idea while drinking with my friends...
Could it be that the better you can stand alcholol the bigger you are down there. I am very eager to test his. Any volunteers?

By now I'm pretty sure that there is also a link between being very drunk and being very intelligent.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no tolerance for alcohol.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor you... Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got an alright tolerance to alchol I think but I can't really judge I've only ever got truley drunk 3 times.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sometimes I have a high alcohol tolerance and sometimes I don't...

What does that mean?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the Angelic wrote:
Sometimes I have a high alcohol tolerance and sometimes I don't...

What does that mean?

It means you just might be the next glorious step in human evolution.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Poor you... Shocked


I actually prove your thesis to be wrong, you know...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the exception proves the rule
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, not exactly. Alcohol tolerance varies over time, for example an alcoholic will develope a very high tolerace to beveriges over time while his manhood would remain about the same size over the period. (That's unless he has a lot of spare cash and had it enlarged, but that has nothing to do with alcohol or his was in an accidend and he had it unwillingly shortened.)
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If there is a genetic connection to it then the later development in your habits doesn't really matter. Even if you could enhance your tolerance you wont get big... Your right on that. But if your starting position is that you tolerate alcohol well then you could be big. The variation may cause some difficulties for us ladies to detect the biggest catches but it may not exclude my theory. You didn't understand what I meant?

Let's asume my thesis is correct. If you are born well tolerated you have a big penis, and if not you have a small. It won't get bigger if your tolerance gets stronger but it wont get smaller either if your tolerance gets weaker... So my theory ís... bullshit. Confused I'm so confused right now.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah, I drink Scotch daily and I'm as big as a The Empire State Building.

Really...

I'm telling you...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[in the voice of james from "james brain" from joecartoon]
i dont like alcahol. it tastes funny.
im not old enough to drink.
even if i did want to, which i dont.

[/in the voice of james from "james brain" from joecartoon]
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TwistedAddiction wrote:
the exception proves the rule


Your "logic" is puzzling.

Also, this topic does not live up to its name.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know.. That's the point. With exciting Title you can lure anyone to your topic.

Do not underestimate my woman's logic.

Okey, Simon, I'm just bit childish now... Laughing Has any gorillas been glimbing up your Empire State building.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, so that's how we call it now...

@Digit: yeah, I knew that already Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TwistedAddiction wrote:
Do not underestimate my woman's logic.
Don't be self-contradictory.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't.... not... be.. un-non-self contradictory.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TwistedAddiction wrote:
the exception proves the rule
You do realise that "prove" originally meant "test", right? The exception tests the rule and finds it wanting.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cortle Steeze wrote:
TwistedAddiction wrote:
the exception proves the rule
You do realise that "prove" originally meant "test", right? The exception tests the rule and finds it wanting.

oh! Ooh! Ooooohhh! *waves hand frantically in air* i did!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, my native language isn't english so I wasn't sure how the saying really goes.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry for being so blunt but are you Romanian. Because there is a saying in Romania: "Exceptia care confirma regula" translation The excpetions that confirms the rule.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm beginning to think you have a Romania fetish...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the Angelic wrote:
I'm beginning to think you have a Romania fetish...

Oh yeah. Knifing peoples' car tires and yelling incomprehensible gibberish at random windows at night gives him a huge stiffy.

And um. Getting trampled by soviet military?

I guess I don't know much about the generally accepted romanian stereotype.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL VAMPIRES!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh! Caravans! They love those.

So yes, Telveryon is gay for caravans.
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