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hypnosys · Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Posts: 106

no, she's imaginary...

Robot Chicken Koko · Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:24 pm Post subject:

angelusraptor · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:24 am Post subject:

The spoon!! Haha

Fun fact: When tired, drinking coffee makes me sleep.
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hypnosys · Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Posts: 106

yup, my sister...

Actually my delusion is so perfect that she's materialized and she's even interactive.

Sal · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:07 am Post subject:

*ahem*
pics plz!
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hypnosys · Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Posts: 106

hey, she's getting married!

Sal · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:10 am Post subject:

"Horny Brides pt. 4"?
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hypnosys · Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Posts: 106

Ok, here we go, be gentle with the monkey...

Aramor · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:46 am Post subject:

What monkey? I don't see a monkey in that picture...

Anyhoo, fun fact: I'm not wearing a shirt right now and it's really cold, so I'm typing with my nipples...
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Robot Chicken Koko · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:18 am Post subject:

Some men's nipples get hard when they're turned on sexually. Rolling Eyes

hint: I'm talking about hypnosys' hot sister
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Blaster · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:52 am Post subject:

What? Hypnosys married his sister?

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how rumors start. Wink

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hypnosys · Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Posts: 106

what? do I have a sister?

Munan · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:55 am Post subject:

Yes, you have a sister. He's sending you loveletters typed with his nipples
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Aramor · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:36 am Post subject:

*Whistles innocently*

Fun fact... uhm... if you shoot a cow in the head, it dies! True story... read it on the internet...

Unless Jim Carrey is the shooter...
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Smiley · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:28 pm Post subject:

Fun fact: in the state of Oregon it only recently became illegal to fuck animals. The law was prompted by a case in which a man died after fucking a horse.

Fun fact: in the state of Wisconsin a man recently was brought up on bestiality charges for fucking a deer, but the man pleaded not guilty because the deer in question was dead in a ditch when he fucked it. Apparently, under the anti bestiality laws in thta state, a dead animal is not legally considered an animal at all. So it's okay to fuck roadkill. Cheers.
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Blaster · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:26 pm Post subject:

Necro-bestial Buttsecks Day?
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hypnosys · Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Posts: 106

well technically necro-bestiality and bestiality aren't the same...
If the animal is already dead, it doesn't suffer, that makes the attacker the only beast in the scene.

by the way my sister-male is not really human, watch closely the pupils of my sister and you'll realize that she is not really what she seems to be...

Funny Fact: My sister doesn't play the piano with her nipples but with her clitoris.

Smiley · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject:

That's not a clitoris, dude. That's a schlong.
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Biomechanical · Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Posts: 27

@Hypnoseys......i,ve seen ping-pong ball projectiles...even a woman smoke a cigarette using her *deleted*....but that is somthing i,m yet to see...
does she do shows?...... Laughing

Simon_Says · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:48 pm Post subject:

Her *deleted*?

Where do they hide their *deleted*s?
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Blaster · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:02 pm Post subject:

hypnosys · Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Posts: 106

no, no, no, Smileypen, don't get jealous...

(murmur: huhuhur, her clitoris is bigger that *smallypen*)

Smiley · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:57 pm Post subject:

If it's that big, it's a schlong.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:36 am Post subject:

Don't tell Dante about it though... he might start to fancy her...
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