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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, yeah, he does have teh laxer deth eyez working, but I just assumed it had something to do with Ireland.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

now now - I said I wasn't a cougar by definition. Lynx, perhaps.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hah, I knew once you saw that face, you would be open to the possibility.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What frightens me most is (and I already had this when I saw the aLp convention picture Simon once made) that Crotchfire could be my brother.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan wrote:
What frightens me most is [...] that Crotchfire could be my brother.


for a brief crazy moment i wanted to post a comment which would include Crothfire and Munan's mother in one sentence, in close grammatical proximity.
but i refrained from doing so, fearing this kind of humour could be classified as too hardcore for some.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, that would dwarf the familiy problems the D. is talking of.

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Man...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my, Crotchfire is a cutie! Where did you say you were teaching at again?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude...

I'd do ya..
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Also, Digitaaliklosetti, what the fuck? Ol' Crotch's sleeping with your mother?!

Munan, I'm disappointed! Of all the perverse, zit-coated little netrats that infest the alp forum, I expected you to be the one to keep his mind out of the proverbial gutter. Or at least just sort of hang out near the edge.

No actually this was, in a sense, something quite a bit more innocent.




Basically, upon reading the title, I instantly thought it was opposite day, obviously.

It was about 21.30 and I, determined not to miss out for the third year in a row, made haste to tell my mother I hated her, that she is a hideous, unloving whore and that I hope the cancer does grandma in slowly.


Reflecting on this later on, on the sidewalk, homeless, I came to the conclusion that mine weren't the wisest of words, seeing as the fourth of july is traditionally in july.

I can see this becoming a problem eventually, as the owner of the local net-cafe is going to start wondering about the snoring pantry, sooner or later.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And that was probably the most coherent post you ever made on this forum.

What have you done to the man, Crotchfire?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My hair is so fantastic that it has the power to render digit understandable!

Maybe it has other superpowers?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe it's actually a sentient lifeform...

Hmm, have you ever noticed your hair trying to kill you in your sleep?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crothfire hates dandruff with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOW... yeah... no kidding. The hair is hot.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So crotchfire, been accused of rape by any distraught mothers yet?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, no, not quite yet. I have, however, been subtly flirting with more than one mother. No hilarious stories to tell, yet... except for this one girl who yells out "MR. ____'S HOT!!!" whenever I walk by the dorm. Hooray for kids making me uncomfortable!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

make sure that the flirtee is single....
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