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InvaderJess



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:50 pm    Post subject: Anybody else from Alaska? Reply with quote

Am I the only one here from Alaska? It's really not bad up here you know. You could move up. We need new blood, our asshole ratio is getting too high.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe the rest of the united states uses Alaska when they need to lynch someone out or regular society.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What, tons of Canadians here, but no other Alaskans? I feel so very alone. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jess,

Next time I'm up there, I'll give you a shout. I just need your address and phone number; and whether or not you are willing to have dinner with a complete nut who is well-educated and bitter. I may get to come to Alaska within the next year, as the nature of my job requires that I travel to really hot and really cold places. Send me an email sometime at shale_d2010@yahoo.com

Cheers,
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are simply too kind trying to save me from the frozen, asshole ridden landscape. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

InvaderJess wrote:
You are simply too kind trying to save me from the frozen, asshole ridden landscape. Smile


Translation: Leave me alone, you weird stalker!


Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster,

I got the translation, just fine. Very Happy And Jess, I was not literally asking you out. Laughing I will most likely never make it to Alaska because of the nature of my job. As much as we three are on the forums here, I would have hoped that you all would recognize that I use dark humor to lighten things up. I find that an appealing juxtaposition. Please, please, please, unless stated, don't take anything I say in this manner literally. Having said that, and the punchline ruined by explaining the joke... I still feel for you up there and I hope you find a bit of happiness. Very Happy

Cheers,
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell, if you won't ask her out, brotha, I will!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you Treach, at least somebody cares. Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey now, I care. But the "stalker image" on the first date is usually a relationship killer, so I decided to play it cool. Very Happy I'll sneak in under the hopeless romantic radar when you're not expecting it. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, good! I was worried I only had one perfect stranger vying for my hand. Laughing You two are just too good to me. I don't deserve such attention. Embarassed
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