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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:47 am    Post subject: What would happen if a pregnant woman gives birth at the UN? Reply with quote

(from my question in: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtroB4APVUNpfTiQ0D4OF1Dzy6IX?qid=20060907230838AAlX4v6)

What nationality would he be?

Hehe, I asked this to the guide and she was astonished...
It is a funny thing, because the land occupied by the United Nations headquarters is international territory, it has the extraterritoriality status like embassys have.
The UN territory is not longer US soil. It is like an embassy, but a peculiar one since it is a international one.
So, it doesn't matter if the building is in NY, the UN building is NOT in the US. SO Legally, it is not bound by the US Constitution, US laws, US Hotdogs, US whatevers.

Of course if the parent's country citizenship is established by "jus sanguinis", the baby would have parent's citizenship... and diplomatics will want to finish quicky this mess with that...
B U T what if their parents comes from a country where practices "jus solis"... What nationality the baby would be?
From all countries? All members? Would he receive 192 Passports? or From the 5 permanent members of the council?

Would he be the first and real International baby? The global baby? an Earthling as someone put there?

hahaha, this idea is so hilarious that I'm thinking of doing this...

What do you think folks?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol... I think it will then be an Earthanian...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brilliant! Especially from a philosophical standpoint, this should be done for sure.

It would also work is the mother and father were stateless. It would be a nice statement about the burden of refugees.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I should do that. When I'm in labor instead of going to the hospital I'll go to the UN and pop that baby out like a skittle.

But I would think that if a woman goes into labor at the UN they would call an ambulance and send her away to a nearby hospital before she can actually start going through the process of pushing.

Don't wanna get the floors dirty.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What would happen if a pregnant woman gives birth at the UN?


It would make a MESS!!



Spideygirl_Conveys wrote:
Don't wanna get the floors dirty.

Dang, I was too slow. I thought of my response as soon as I saw the topic in the list.

Great minds, I guess. =D



Also worth pondering:

What would happen if a woman who isn't pregnant gives birth at the UN???
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Propably or hopefully?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the fuck would she be giving birth to? Air? It would be pretty gross if she can push her uterus out of her twat. And cool too. It'll be like "Omg she's like a Starfish!"
F.Y.I. Starfish actually eat by pushing their stomachs out of their bodies and putting it on the food.

Weird stuff.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The baby would be the emperor of Earth.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe the anti christ?

Spideygirl, you can hide in the bathroom until you have water breaking (gush, yuk) and having real contractions... or you can be there with your midwife...

Or you can have it in the WC... be careful to not let him fall in there... hahaha And don't flush it!!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ewww...and who said I was pregnant? And if I wanted to be...I'd go to the Panda Shogun!


I didn't say that....<.< >.>
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spideygirl_Conveys wrote:
And if I wanted to be...I'd go to the Panda Shogun!


Score 1 for Mr. Da Pandaman Wink

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What would happen if a woman who isn't pregnant gives birth at the UN???


They'd probably send her to Area 51...
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to be negative, but this event is highly unlikely. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ever been slapped around by the word "hypothetically"?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the Angelic wrote:
Ever been slapped around by the word "hypothetically"?

Yes.... but I don't want to talk about it... >.>
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Were Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion present? If so, tell us about it Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Complex_Number_States wrote:

What would happen if a woman who isn't pregnant gives birth at the UN???


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the baby would be the nationality of the parents.
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