Snakes on a Plane!

Smiley · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:36 pm Post subject: Snakes on a Plane!

I went and saw this movie this evening. I honestly haven't had that much fun in a movie theatre in years. Clerks II was a barrel of laughs and the crowded theater was into it, but this flick in on a whole other level. It was more fun than should be allowed.

The acting was good all around, the special effects were tremendous, the action and tension and horror were all really well executed, and Samuel L. Muthafuckin' Jackson is the king. I highly recommend paying the money and seeing this in a theatre. And go this weekend so you can get in there with a crowd of people. The audience reactions made it more fun than it would have been had the theatre been empty. My only gripe is that there weren't more people there. Only a few dozen showed up for the 5:00 show.

Lots of great, subtle-funny moments. Lots of people dying. And some nice tits on the screen, too! Give yourself a treat, go see it.
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Blaster · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:42 pm Post subject:

I've been indecisive, but maybe I'll give it a try. I wonder if it's feasible to sneak some alcohol into the theater; we can take a drink every time somebody says "snakes."
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Frost · Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:43 pm Post subject:

Take a drink for every movie Samuel L. Jackson has been in!

I think that would be seventy something.
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Smiley · Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:00 am Post subject:

Frost · Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:14 pm Post subject:

Saw it today!! TOTALLY BITCHIN'!
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:35 pm Post subject:

I'm tired of these motherfucking threads on this motherfucking forum...

That sounded so much cooler in my head than on screen...
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Frost · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:04 am Post subject:

I'm tired of these motherfuckin' pandas on this motherfuckin' internets!

: D
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scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Aramor · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:26 am Post subject:

Azrael · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject:

I saw it. I thought it was cool.

Spoiler:

I'm glad the snobby guy got what was coming to him. It was funny how he got eaten by a bigger snake than the one that was chasing him.

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Frost · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:10 pm Post subject:

Spoiler:

Yah, I can't believe that bastard did that to the dog!

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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Smiley · Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:50 pm Post subject:

Spoiler:

I was thinking when they said, "Is there a doctor on the plane?" that it would have been ironic if he were the doctor. But no, some other dead guy was him.

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Sal · Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:39 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:58 am Post subject:

Big Mac's a Big Mac, but we say it with a different accent.
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Smiley · Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:23 pm Post subject:

You can get beer in the AFI theatre in my neighborhood in a plastic cup...it's a draught. They also sell Woodchuck cider in a bottle and a draught can of Guinness, as well as wine.
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helmet boy · Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:54 am Post subject:

i just saw it with my friend, i thought it was going to be so bad that it was going to be good, but i was really good.
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Frost · Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:33 am Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject:

Of course there were graphics in the third one.

And noone will get my Glove of Flask-Getting!®
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Smiley · Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:49 pm Post subject:

Um . . . . I guess you had to be there . . . wherever "there" was.
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Complex_Number_States · Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject:

Robot Chicken Koko · Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:13 pm Post subject:

hustlertwo · Gender: Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 38

I loved watching the massive output of creativity this movie sparked, especially all the stuff on that Snakes on a Blog site.

And the movie did mostly live up to all that hype, delivering a solid piece of entertainment with some truly memorable kills. A pity it did so mediocre at the box office.
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zombieopanic · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:08 am Post subject:

I saw that movie,It was so weird when the boy got bit and my favorite bit was a snakey in the microwave!! It even had a button that said snake!!!

My review is a A-

Twistys · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject:

Inspired by this thread, I'm watchin the movie. 15 minutes has elapsed and... I want them all to die. Some of them are just annoying. Can't wait for the snakes. YEY, they're...nooo. Shocked

Edit:
I almost peed on myself. Hillarious movie. The toilet scenes, I couldn't believe them Laughing

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Azrael · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:34 pm Post subject:

Everyone gets bitten in the most inconvenient places.
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