Funniest CL posting I've ever seen...

[AmberEyez_Proclaims]

Late night email check, one of the grrls forwards this to me. I couldn't believe my eyes. I need to go get a glass of water now, my sides hurt from laughing.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/175445861.html
She owes me a few drinks for this one. Maybe I'll send her the link to the fleshlight for revenge.

[Blaster]

An excerpt:

In terms of dildos, I have 'discovered' that I have an extremely rare ability to 'talk' to the 'molecules' of a dildo (believe it or not !) , and change them from 'plastic or rubber' to a much more 'human-molecular sensation' ! These 'energy treated' dildos, I've been told, feel like an extremely hot and mystically powerful extension of my fingers ! I like to use two simultaneously (a long-thick one in-front, and a small one behind, while my tongue is worshipping your clitoris)--With this constellation of '3 layers of stimulus', my 'Extra-Sensory-Perception' will be constantly communicating with every cell of your vaginal & anal Sacred Chambers, as well as your magical and psychedelically-glorious clitoris. ‘Orgasm Heaven’, I’ve been told !!! Please forgive me if this is a little more information than you'd care to know at this point !

Well isn't that special?
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Context is everything.

[siliconsara]

I'd fuck him for the story.
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plz to be visiting my board of predator debauchery

[AmberEyez_Proclaims]

I'll bet he'll 'discover' his tiny 'dick' gets 'stuck' in 'quotation marks' .
I PDF'd the page, just it case it disappears, so that the grrls can have a good laugh anytime. I believe the freebie paper Metro does a -best of Craig's List-feature daily. I think I'll submit this one.