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Teber

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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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Eh, I guess I can do that too.  _________________ Lo------? |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:41 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Perhaps google is your friend? |
You mean one of those friends that you lend money too and then he never gives it back... or he gives it back but he pays for it by letting you have sex with his girlfriend? _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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I am resurrecting this thread to show off the fact that I rock. _________________
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:22 am Post subject: |
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Either you really are that good, or you stay in very long matches that many others come and go. To avoid any further suspicions of my cynicism I will state that I believe the former.
Wow, that's actually pretty impressive.
DEMOMNA IS SOOO CHAEP!!!11 _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:31 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | I am resurrecting this thread to show off the fact that I rock. |
Yeah, you do.
Which reminds me; we need to figure a time for ze duel. _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:07 am Post subject: |
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Demoman is not cheap. You just don't know how to play against them. You use another demoman. :P But seriously, the demoman isn't overpowered at all.
I think you may find that in the detailed statistics at the bottom of the scoreboards you'll find that it is indeed the case that the scores do not simply reflect time spent on the server.
I do admit though that as skilled as I may be, I cannot defeat a solid, united team without assistance from a comparable team.
This is my personal pride and joy. _________________
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:25 am Post subject: |
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I'm just kidding about the Demoman, I think all classes are excellently balanced, but many do disagree.
But in regards to your "personal pride and joy"; only 13 headshots? And out of respect I'm going to assume you don't corner-snipe either.
Fucking scrubs and their corners, and I STILL outmatch them out in the open. _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:26 am Post subject: |
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Corner snipe?
If I recall correctly I got 15 kills as sniper that time, the rest was pyro I believe. _________________
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:37 am Post subject: |
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Corner sniping is when people stand behind corners at varying distances, they try to show as little of themselves as possible when fighting an opposing sniper. In many cases the hit box clips into the wall making it impossible to score a body shot. It's considered a glitch at that point. The only thing left to snipe from the opposite end is either their leg or their face, and many people lack the skill to hit either. But on my part; "Nice job! You made yourself look like a prick and an idiot!"
And 13/15 is better, but still, not enough to impress me. _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:47 am Post subject: |
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No. Just no. I don't.
Also sometimes it's worth taking the body shot. When you can't see their head for instance. _________________
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:50 am Post subject: |
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Ok good, you have integrity. It's a pretty popular tactic on 2Fort, which is my favoirte map because people make themselves such easy targets for me. _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:05 am Post subject: |
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They are always surprised when you snipe them from the ground floor and not the deck. _________________
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:07 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | They are always surprised when you snipe them from the ground floor and not the deck. |
Or from the water.
Or From their own base. _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:07 am Post subject: |
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It's even more surprising when you snipe someone off his battlements when you're in the water. _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:19 am Post subject: |
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Yeah but the bottom floor is actually a superior spot to the deck in many respects and that fact still hasn't dawned on most people. Despite a year of play. By the same people who find all the exploits of a map within hours of release. _________________
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BaconNeggs

Gender:  Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 332 Location: Queens, NYC
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:18 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | I am resurrecting this thread to show off the fact that I rock. |
I was just thinking that if apple put out a pet rock, idiots would pay $300 for it _________________ "You have to quote from books to look clever. You can't quote from films. If you quote from films you just look like a geek." |
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:23 am Post subject: |
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| BaconNeggs wrote: |
I was just thinking that if apple put out a pet rock, idiots would pay $300 for it |
If apple put out a pet used condom, idiots would pay $500 for it. _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:23 am Post subject: |
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I once been to an apple store. I was scarred mentally for months. All those people, like cows in a corral. I swear they designed the place to give the sense that you were caged in and all you could do was stare stupidly at all the shiny and pwitty cowors. _________________
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Carlo Sandiego

Gender:  Joined: 19 Dec 2007 Posts: 1090 Location: An Undisclosed Unlocation
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:31 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | I once been to an apple store. I was scarred mentally for months. All those people, like cows in a corral. I swear they designed the place to give the sense that you were caged in and all you could do was stare stupidly at all the shiny and pwitty cowors. |
Yes.
All minds must be free from the power of Jobs...the true knowledge is this:
Windows for gaming.
Linux for everything else.
I actually don't have too much against Macs, but given that Kubuntu can pretty much do significantly more than a Mac can (with a little computer know-how), and is even MORE secure, I'm not sure why in hell I'd ever get one.
Apple, however, is kind of a bullshit company. _________________ Why must the government repress our god-given right to no pants? |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:40 am Post subject: |
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| Gen. Halldecker Festivus wrote: | | Apple, however, is kind of a bullshit company. | Maddox already pummeled that shit. _________________
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | This will be the shortest thread ever. |
As a great man once said:
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
Anyway today on Left4Dead I was playing a match with a pal of mine from "thee olden ages". [Campaign: Death Toll][Difficulty: Expert][Character: Bill] Was going great. just me and my pal. But then someone else joined. Ill give you a hint or two: Probably has parents who DIDNT read the raing or dont give a fuck and is most likely between the ages of 10 and 14. Within three secound another person joins. "His username" you ask: bigtitsntruks.
Red necks were never made to play online games. So me and my pal decided to just let their annoyingly high pitched voice and warnings about 'dat dere zombeh' go and tried to enjoy our game. Well within a minute the kid had already startled 3 witches [I hate the AI Director sometimes] and our redneck had thrown two molatovs at hoardes but still managed to have them hit a mall or peice of debris and come back right at us.
I decided that enough was enough when the kid and redneck closed the fucking saferoom door on me and my friend while a tank was attacking. Every time we tried to open it they closed it. So I called up a vote to kick the kid. two votes for and one against
Turns out the redneck didnt want the kid gone. So for the rest of the game its was like a team match. Whenever a safe room was near me and my pal would make a mad dash for it to reach it first and close the door on them.When they left we got replacments and the rest of the games from then on were good. My total score: 539 headshots, and a total of 2198 zombies for my kill count. great game. great laughs. great fun. _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Gen. Halldecker Festivus wrote: | | If apple put out a pet used condom, idiots would pay $500 for it. |
The iJustGotScrewed?
Does it come with free iJizz?
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| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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sleazy, disgusting, and degrading to women of all religions and races.
good job. _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, I'm not just an alcoholic mysogynist because it sounds fun... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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It DOES sound fun! Are you part of a Union or something? Any dental benefits? _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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