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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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But in the larger sense, the organism precedes the gamete, and asexual repoduction precedes sexual reproduction.


And that means?

That's just like my biology tests I had in... high school... anyhoo, you had to read the question 5 times to understand what the hell they asked you to answer.


Which is exactly why so many people fall for intelligent design or even creationism - it's simply the easy way out.

That reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes cartoon where Calvin answers a simple math test (I think it was 4x6=?) with: "I cannot answer this question due to my religious convictions."

Back on topic: did you know that Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
So all the ducks in Finland have to wear pants?!?!?!?!?!?
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I bet the whales have to wear pants as well.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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So all the ducks in Finland have to wear pants?!?!?!?!?!?


Maybe only the anthropomorphic ones?

Oh, and Simon, there are no whales in Finland, nor off the coast from Finland, since there are no whales in the baltic sea.

Sweden and Denmark, maybe, Norway and Iceland definitely, but Finland not. And there is more that sets them apart from the rest of the Nordic countries. They're less pretty, for instance. Now, I don't know if there is a link between this and the abscense of whales, but there very well might be...

Also, did you know that the chimes of the belltower close to my office (the central bell tower of Groningen, where I work) plays the Village People's YMCA every half an hour? But only the first part, not the chorus, which is why it took me a while to figure out what it was.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Oh, and Simon, there are no whales in Finland, nor off the coast from Finland, since there are no whales in the baltic sea.
LIES!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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...did you know that the chimes of the belltower close to my office...plays the Village People's YMCA every half an hour?

Did you know that the Village People's YMCA is considered by many gay people here in Flyover Country, USA to be The Gay People's National Anthem?

And did you know, despite this fact, almost all of the slavering homophobes here, in the Buckle of the Bible Belt, will get up and dance and sing along with YMCA? It is one of the ironies that makes life in Flyover Country worth living.

Barely.
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And did you know, despite this fact, almost all of the slavering homophobes here, in the Buckle of the Bible Belt, will get up and dance and sing along with YMCA?


Well, the joke's on them, then.
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There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:04 am    Post subject: Hmm. Reply with quote
Doesn't surprise me.

The reason flowers wilt is because the bloom itself is useless to the plant after it has achieved fertilization, so the plant releases a poisonous gas to kill the bloom. Recent bioengineering removes the gene that produces this gas, so the blooms last up to two or three weeks longer.
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Did you know fish can drown?
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It always takes longer.
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did you know that you can't lick your elbow?
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Did you know that a lot of people try to lick their elbow after you tell them it's impossible?
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Did you know that *NSYNC's Lance Bass is gay?

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On a related note: did you know that certain, not to be named, members of the Alien loves Predator forums are not gay?
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Now that we're on the topic, did you know that a lot of gay people deny they're gay... think about it Wink

Hehe... uhm... did you know that cow tipping is impossible and thus nothing but an urban myth?
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A human's thigh bone is stronger than concrete.


tell that to the fucker who broke it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did you know that you can break concrete? Just ask anyone...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nuh-uh, all concrete is permanent, unbreakable, and never broken.

While thigh bones are so weak and brittle and soft that 4 out of 5 people can't even walk with out their thigh bones irreparably shattering.

Femurs are real strong though.

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Lance Bass, who cares about Lance Bass?

Besides his mom, of course.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Now that we're on the topic, did you know that a lot of gay people deny they're gay... think about it Wink

Hehe... uhm... did you know that cow tipping is impossible and thus nothing but an urban myth?


All the gay people I know know that they're gay. And they embrace it. Razz

And I've went cow-tipping before. It does work.

Did you know that it is more likely for you to get struck by lightning in broad daylight, than to actually win the lottery?
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And I've went cow-tipping before. It does work.


You managed to topple a sleeping cow? Kudos to you... especially since cows don't stand when they're sleeping...
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It wasn't sleeping. We managed to get it sober. Razz
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did you know that you can't lick your elbow?


Thats a load of bull. I know 2 different people who can lick the very tip of their elbows.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did you know that it's possible to put your finger into a fire and not get burned(without using any kind of protection)?
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Did you know that it's possible to put your finger into a fire and not get burned(without using any kind of protection)?


How is that? By taking it out really really fast?
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All you have to do is run your finger over the flame. But heres the requirements:

-the flame needs to be small, candle-light small
-it's better to use a candle flame than any other kind
-if it's using chemicals of any kind, make sure the blur part of the flame is very small
-just swipe your finger throught the flame

That's it, but be careful, if you don't go fast enough, you're gonna get burned. When you do this correctly, your finger will feel very warm, but not burned or charred.
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