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Alternate Spideygal



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*picks up Crymsyn up and uses her spidey strength to toss him up into the air and then watches him free fall to his death*

Wow...that's pretty far.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

* walks across the bar and nabs a beer, while using a radio
* fires the "death star"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Rapples into the bar, fires like crazy*

HAHAHA! EAT THIS NERF-HERDER!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

* fires his guided missle launcher at him
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Comes back in shiny new armor, new weapons, and an attitude*

I'm back.

*Hefts 2 viblades and dashes torward an opponent*
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Frost takes out his 6-gauge and fires rapidly at Mango*
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*As Mango and Frost charge at each other, Telveryon launches a fireball just where they would meet*
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Leaps backwards, having the fireball streak in fornt of him*

You!

*Rears both viblades towards his elbows, runs torwards Telveryon, blades ready*
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Unsheathes absurdly enchated greatsword then summons another fireball in his left hand, strikeing an inimidateing pose*
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*stands back* Okay everyone!! I'm taking bets!!! *gets her gambling booth ready*
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo, gambling booth lady, 100 bucks on the dude that's gonna win!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will defeat you all!

Muhahahaha!!!

*Begins lecturing the combatants on factoring fractional quadratic equations, slowly and laboriously working his way into indefinite integrals using partial fractions*

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Writes a software to solves anything that has to do with fractional quadratic equations and indefinite integrals. burns it on a CD then throws it at ComplexNumbers by the time he's only quarter way into the lecture* [CryptLordvoice] My programming skills cannot be matched! [/CryptLordvoicce]
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Walks into room*
*Looks around*
*penisslaps one and all*


Gentlemen, look upon your champion.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Looks akwardky towards PorkSwordsman. Issac's Greater Missile Storm spell hits him suddenly*
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PorkSwordsman wrote:
*Walks into room*
*Looks around*
*penisslaps one and all*


Gentlemen, look upon your champion.

/nukedabastard

Yeah... Shut up kid!

*There goes the Thinkapanda!*
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow Pork Swordman...that missed me by a mile...really. *takes the hundred dollars from Aramor* Anymore bets?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*runs out of way of nuke. Really, REALLY fast*
*puts penis away. You ungrateful wretches*
*uses the power of fallen souls to build up power within his body, releasing said ethereal power at... Simon_Says, I think*
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I already thought I went out of here with "There goes."

Okay I'm back, what did I miss? *Power of fallen souls hits the pandaman.* Dude, if you try any more of that Tom Cruise witchcraft on me again I swear I'll make that last nuke feel like a tea-cosy on your head.

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Simon_Says, I think*

YES! Finally someone did it right! Fishy sticks and bre for you!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Oh happy saint are thee, for stimulating ashpalt turns to pee...*
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*moment of silence when david hasselhoff, sexiest man alive walks in.......... and starts shooting fat bulldogs armed with ak-47's and clones of hillary clinton, wearing a Yale ensemble', out of his tube stick all while ripping out his chest hair to use as a smoke screen diversion*
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You reminded me of Spongebob movie.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

-(Bloo)- wrote:
You reminded me of Spongebob movie.


who lives in a pineapple under the sea DA-VID-HASS-ELHOFF
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, the part where David Hasselhoff is in it... And he uses his chest-power to help Spongebob and Patrick get back to Bakini-bottom.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spideygirl wrote:
Wow Pork Swordman...that missed me by a mile...really. *takes the hundred dollars from Aramor* Anymore bets?


I bet if I asked you nicely, you will go out with me tonight... while the rest of the forum is in here fighting...
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