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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:38 am    Post subject: FINISH HIM!!! Reply with quote

Alright, here's the deal. I was thinking to myself, "Hey, self. There sure have been a lot of topics about who would win in a fight between two beings (Like the Predator/Elite one), haven't there."

And so I thought, "Hey! Why not make a generic topic where all Versus things can be posted.

I'll start the first one.

Xenomorph Queen vs your average Jedi.

Who would win, why, where, how?

My moneys on the Queen, because of her tough amor and immense strength.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say the Queen. The last three Star Wars have revealed something very special about your average jedi;

They're fucking useless. Seriously. They're stormtroopers with glowing sticks.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey said he'll skullfuck you... Pretty sure that was English. Also this isn't exactly the place to say "hi"...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Telveryon wrote:
Also this isn't exactly the place to say "hi"...

Exactly. I wanted to be courteous, so that was the only option I was left with.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello Crymsyn...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crymsyn doesn't deserve greetings, concidering the content of his posts, which consited mainly of 'bitch', 'rape' and some body fluid.

After this post he's probably gonna pull out a JedChrizt on our ass...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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After this post he's probably gonna pull out a JedChrizt on our ass...


Let's hope not.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry about it dude.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya' know? I was hoping this topic would be more popular, considering it's potential? Someone just pic to friggin' fictional characters we discuss them.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Crymsyn

Ahem...

Crymsyn wrote:
The Xenmorph Gay Razz
In the Career game.

Crymsyn wrote:
Racist | Jizzmopper | Creates | Evolutionary | Offentic |
Cum | With_bitch | LIdick
In the Sentance game.

Crymsyn wrote:
Fat whore
In the career game, however Spidey and Mango seem to have gone into NSFW territory already.

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You hear a knock on the door
Could that be
OH yes THe Girl raping shunninators from hell RUN RUN
-they rape u and shunn u for the rest of ur life
In the Shunn game.

Crymsyn wrote:
Raping wemon or killing old people(and the women are young)
In this or that.

These quotes a respectable member not make. Pull your mind out of the gutter and then I'll give you a fishy stick.

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Actually it's the Panda Shogun. However I did base myself, and have been, one of those noble warriors from Pandaria. Also it's Simon_Says with the underscore.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right, so before we turn completely into one of Simon's ego fests here, let's go with, um.

Gordon Freeman vs Doomguy

Pistols at dawn. Rip it up, folks.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pack of Deathclaws versus Super Mutant with Gattling Laser.

HA!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doomguy's kinda like superman. He's resilliant to death itself...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So was Gordon.

Who would win if he had a Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator

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Right, so before we turn completely into one of Simon's ego fests here...
BOW BEFORE ME FEMALE!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*bows happily* ALL HAIL THE PANDAMAN!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost wrote:
Doomguy's kinda like superman. He's resilliant to death itself...

Well he did die at the end of that first episode.

Well. For a little while. Soon after that he quite literally shot his way back to life.

Gordy, on the other hand, has that whole 'rocket scientist' thing going for him. And I'd wager the HEV suit can take a little more flak than those silly blue breastplates the Doomguy keeps putting on.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:14 pm    Post subject: Re: FINISH HIM!!! Reply with quote

Frost wrote:
Xenomorph Queen vs your average Jedi.


It seems to me that no self-respecting Jedi could ever lose to a robot. It seems that The Force, at least as I understand it, would make any robot, no matter how random it's programming, totally readable and easily defeatable. But we see, in Episode II, that Jedis are easy to defeat, even by robots.

Even so, a light saber ought to make sausage out of any unarmed creature. I have no idea what a Xenomorph Queen is, but, unless she were well armed, even an average Jedi should be able to slice her to bits.

Prolly just full of shit though.



How about Chuck Norris versus every ninja in the universe?

Wait, that's not very fair. Very unbalanced.

Chuck Norris versus every ninja in the universe and all the aliens and all the predators?

Hmm, Chuck might break a sweat.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, you'd have to throw in just a single ninja to give him a run for his money. The more ninja there are, the easier they are to beat.

For pirates, by the way, it's in reverse. When pirates come at you en masse, it will be very difficult to defeat even a single one.

And um.
Do feel free to scold me if I just misused "en masse".
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:04 pm    Post subject: Re: FINISH HIM!!! Reply with quote

[quote="complexnumbers"I have no idea what a Xenomorph Queen.[/quote]

*Jaw drops...

OMG!!

The alien queen from the second movie?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jedi master vs Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy (an army of smilies).
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about Boombaye vs. Stupidity? I dare anyone to tell the difference!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'sniff' 'sniff' do you smell something?
Chernobl 1986
No its Telveryon, he must have eaten beans!
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'ahem',Telveryon vs a Nuke(Shazammmm!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd win! Since I am a master cheater, nothing can defeat me...
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So Telveryon, tell me since you cheat so much,do you cheat on your girlfriend/wife?
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