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Whatever makes you sleep at night some random guest...
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| Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:25 am Post subject: ... |
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FIRST I WANT ONE THING RIGHT!
THERE IS NO F****** KING ALIEN!!!!!
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THERE IS NO F****** DOG ALIEN!!!!!!
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THERE IS NO F****** DADOMORPH!!!
ok... anger over...
hey Aramor... the host that "gave birth" to you... u can look at him as ur father 
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:26 am Post subject: |
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There is a Dog Alien, it's just another name for the Alien that crawled out of a dog in the theatrical version of Alien3.
Uh yeah, well, I kinda ate him...
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| Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:13 am Post subject: Re: ... |
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| vevlaa wrote: | FIRST I WANT ONE THING RIGHT!
THERE IS NO F****** KING ALIEN!!!!!
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THERE IS NO F****** DOG ALIEN!!!!!!
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THERE IS NO F****** DADOMORPH!!!
ok... anger over...
hey Aramor... the host that "gave birth" to you... u can look at him as ur father |
The Force is powerful with this one.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Uh... how the hell did you survive Aramor jumping out of your chest? Or did he really just fly out your ass? |
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:30 am Post subject: |
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Some random guest wasn't my host.
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| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Then some random guest aint yo daddy. |
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| Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 8:15 am Post subject: |
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I'm the reincarnation of the facehugger he came from. And since Facehuggers stick their wing wongs down peoples throats, I'm his dad.
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| Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 9:18 am Post subject: |
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Yeah well, I'm not buying it anymore... *starts running after him* Com'ere, I'm gonna eat ya!
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| Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:50 am Post subject: |
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*Pulls out two lightsabers* Good. But you're not a Jedi yet.
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| Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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I should be! Someday I will be... I will be
the most powerful Jedi ever! I promise you, I will even
learn to stop people from dying.
It's all your fault. You're jealous!
You know I'm already more powerful than you are. You're holding
me back!
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I... I killed them. I killed them all. They're
dead, every single one of them...
Not just the men, but the women and the children
too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like
animals... I hate them!
Oops... 
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| Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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That was one of the lamest movies ever. Don't even joke about it.
I'm on Aramors side.
*Some Random Guest pulls out two lightsabers.*
*Simon Says whips out two katanas.*
*Everybody was kung-fu fighting*
*The saber melt through the katanas.*
"Okay you bastard, now you pissed me off.*
/nukedabastard
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| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 3:54 am Post subject: |
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You killed my father... well, the closest thing to a dad I had. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS!!!
*jumps on the ceiling and crawls through the airducts*
Ha, I shall strike whenever you least expect it!
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| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 4:10 am Post subject: |
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***now rewiving Random Guest with my Frankenstein tools  ***
***lightning comes***
he will now be a zombie!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAAA
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
somebody stop me!!!!
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| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 4:24 am Post subject: |
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*stops him*
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Who is "him"? For I am truely General Grievous! I can dodge all with my super fast robotic speed!(Read Star Wars: Labarinth of Evil)
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| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 10:53 am Post subject: |
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By "him" I was referring to Vevlaa...
I don't care if you're George Lucas himself, I'm still gonna pierce your skull with my second mouth...
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Not if I do it first! Haven't you figured out why I made the "Jedi Aliens" topic?
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Not really... but you said you are General Grievious... not an Alien with the Force.
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*I'm drinking Slurpee from 7-11, sitting on my couch watching Star Wars, and trying to draw somthing... Completely relaxed, safe behind the field of fire from my multiple minigun turrets.*
*Aramor jumps out of the floor, dodges all the bullets, and proceeds to shred each turret apart.*
Aramor: You murdered the closest thing to a father I ever had! You will die today!
Simon_Says: /nukedabastard
*Flames swell up, englufing the city in fire, leaving destruction in the explosion's wake. Buildings were flattened, trees turned to ashes. The dust settles, Simon_Says and Aramor still stand, barely touched by the onslaught.*
*Simon_Says and Aramor exchange glances, and Simon_Says immediatly unsheaths his twin (and repaired) magi-katanas.*
Simon_Says: "Bring it on bitch."
*Aramor lunges forward at bullet-time speed. Simon_Says waits patiently (at least it looks that way in bullet time), a foot in front of Simon_Say's face, Aramor shoots forth his inner jaws.*
*Two inches form Simon_Say's face, he dodges the attack, swooping under, and cuts the tip of Aramor's tail (the blades are immune to corrosion so they're still functional, and the blood sprayed harmlessly harmlessly to the side.) Aramor rolls forth like a tumbling ball. He screams in agony and watches as his tail drips acid.*
Simon_Says (the Panda Samurai): Now YOU'RE endangered!
*Simon_Says marches over, press his boot on the back of Aramor's head, and raises his katana with both hands, ready to stab it through the xenomorph's skull.*
Aramor: Fuck you!
*Aramor whips what's left of his tail over, knocking Simon_Says off. Aramor proceeds to rush the unblanced Panda Samurai. He slams into Simon_Says, failing to deliver the fatal blow, but nonetheless forcing the samurai to fall to the ground, prone to another attack. Aramor runs over, face to face with his foe.*
Aramor:"Yippe-kai-yay motherfucker!"
*Aramor begins to blast his inner-jaws into Simon-Say's skull. But in the nick of time, Simon_Says pulls off a judo move and Aramor goes flying off him. Simon_Says retreives his katanas, and Aramor starts springing across the remains of the walls. Simon_Says becomes dizzied, and instead of tracking his opponent takes a whif of his home-brew from his flask, and sprays the area with belched fire. Aramor jumps into the flames unaffected. The two warriors tackle each other, tumbling over in each other's death grips. Aramor finally is able to unleash his inner jaws, But Simon_Says at the same time slahes his two katana's at Aramor's neck.*
Spoiler: *Aramor stops his attack just in front of Simon_Say's face, and Simon_Says promptly halted his blade's advance right at Aramor's exoskeleton.*
Aramor and Simon_Says simultaneously: Check mate!
*The two of them let go and get back up on their feet.*
Aramor: Good game. Let's go drinking at Timbers.
Simon_Says: Yeah man! Raise the roof!
Aramor: Aw yeah! You know it dawg!
Sorry had to make a reference to Legendary Frog's AvP Movie Review.
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| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:21 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, you made me say "Yippe-kai-yay motherfucker!" Drinks are on me
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| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 8:08 am Post subject: |
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Die Hard Rocks!
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| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 9:43 am Post subject: |
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They so totally do... except the 2nd movie... I didn't really like that one...
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| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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I've only seen the first and third one.
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| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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Gah.. the talisker response was supposed to be here... damnit.
The first and third ones were good. The second not so good.
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The first one was definately the best |
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