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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have nothin against your views and sexualities and pred/alien/human preference

just dont force it on me!! Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got curious and decided to look up what a female predator might look like

http://www.ipmsdeutschland.de/Diverses/Kanzenbach/Female_Predator.html

It's in german or something, but the images work just fine.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats disturbing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

some random guest wrote:
I'm confused. How does the Queen Alien look like the female sexual organ?


Good Question. Look at the Alien Queen's head - particularly in Aliens, when Sigourney walks in on the egg chamber. Now flip the head upside down - voila! Labia! Giger hides these images all throughout his work; to know why he does this, get his book Giger's Necronomicon. To see the phallic symbolism, look at the drones/warriors' heads from a side-profile. Voila! a Lingam! Giger explains it all in his book.

Keep in mind that these aliens weren't just sci-fi creations to sate the hungry appetites of fans and corporate lackeys alike... these were the 3D expressions of phallic and yonic biomechanoids that Giger had done for years. And that's why I enjoy having dreams about them... they touch upon something primal within us all; which is why I enjoy touching them. Oh do I enjoy touching them. Even the little facehuggers. Now pass me that diet coke can with the Jesus Juice please.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inkmonkey wrote:
I got curious and decided to look up what a female predator might look like

http://www.ipmsdeutschland.de/Diverses/Kanzenbach/Female_Predator.html


Interesting, but I would guess they're bigger and bulkier. I don't think that chick could knock down a hunter. Plus, I'm pretty sure the females mostly don't hunt. It's a great sculpture, though.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:07 am    Post subject: Sex Dreams about Preston Reply with quote

I was RELIEVED when I read this thread because I recently had a sex dream about Preston! Or a Pred with Preston's personality, anyway. It was wonderful. I don't think sex with Abe would be as wonderful. Aliens aren't nearly as thoughtful lovers as Predators.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, that Female Pred looks hot. Apart from the eye's. They are too Ooman. But that is an extremely good looking Extra Terrestrial. I might give up dreaming about Rystáll, the cute dancer in SW: EP VI in Jabba's Palace...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

U mean the 1 wiv 2 headtails? That's Oola, not Rystall...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, I feel in no way attracted to Twi'Leks. I mean the one with the funky red hair. You know, the one Bobba Fett is hitting on... Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow. You all need beaten savagely with a bat...a particularly heavy bat. I'd much rather be living in a basement then be so uttery screwed up and pathetic that you must resort to jacking off to a Predator...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is it with all these morons who click on a thread entitled "Sex dream about he alien" and then wonder why we talk about sex with aliens? Do we attract an unusual number of dumb trolls here? Or maybe it's all the same troll, and in that case I say somebody needs to get a life and it's not us xenophiles.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a doctor of psychology myself - I must concur with doctor Holly's insightful introspective regarding these phucktards who don't know a brilliant, volatile, mixture of satire and Id when they see it. To all of these individuals who currently have stretchmarks on your patent beef jerky straightjackets: CLICK ON ANOTHER FREAKING FORUM, you boring suburbanites who think shabby is chic! Bah, you disgust me!

Having now violated two of the FCC's "magic seven" I'd also like to say that I have never - how shall I say (help me out here Mr. Gabriel) - "shocked the monkey" to an image of a female Predator - I usually stick to dreams about Xenos having vaginas - but thanks to you all I now have new prospects for expression of these deviant Gigeresqecapades. (wait for it... yes... I invented it; just now. You may use it freely.)

Mental Health Update: My therapist says we're making progress. I just wanted to remind you all that I'm getting a lot better now since Xanax went to Alprozolam and the co-pay dropped. Very Happy Cheers!

Oh, I almost forgot... for the phucktards:

lampoonery (lam-poon-ery) (n.) (2) A light, good-humored satire.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking troll guest. Go get a soldering iron up ur ass.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay for trolls, I always get a kick out of seeing them kick up so much muck in forums. Really, all you have to do is just ignore him and he'll have nothing left to draw his troll power from.

But otherwise its actually kind of funny to see someone who gets such a kick out of pissing everyone else off in that pathetic I have no friends way.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, that last one was mine.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry folks, I just can't bring myself to be sexually attracted to either. Something about a bald chick with more than one jaw doesn't really appeal to me, though the Pred-based Bounty Hunter in Megas XLR was pretty hot...

As for the aliens, uh... Sorry, but even if she does look like a vagina, I just can't see myself shacking up with the queen alien.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drone Daddy wrote:
To all of these individuals who currently have stretchmarks on your patent beef jerky straightjackets: CLICK ON ANOTHER FREAKING FORUM, you boring suburbanites who think shabby is chic! Bah, you disgust me!


You are the boss of us! Seriously, you rule.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'd rather this thread wasnt happenin but i'll cope
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You wierd asses...you all need to be ravaged by a trash compactor. "DOWN GOES FRASIER, DOWN GOES FRASIER."
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean, "There goes Crane, down the drain"?

Also, bite my ass.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You all need to be cemented into an uncomfortable but not deadly iron maiden and rocketed into a wall of pointy objects.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anonymous wrote:
You all need to be cemented into an uncomfortable but not deadly iron maiden and rocketed into a wall of pointy objects.


Oh, I've played this game before. Hmmm, let's see here - how can I rip off George Carlin by modifying one of his brilliant trademark slogans and water it down so that I have to remain a "guest" lest anyone identify my IP address with my crappy screen name, which by the way is tatooed to my winky?

Let's start with this one:

"You people ought to be dragged out into the street and skinned alive in front of your children." Like that, you talentless, originality-challenged simian?

Or how about we rip off David Cross with one like this:

"I'd rather hear the death rattle of my only child than be part of a thread like this."

I guess you can see how we all don't really care about your insults since you've shown your IQ to be equal to the square root of sand. <<Judo Chop!>>

(has he fallen yet?)

Cheers!

P.S. Holly you rock too! Your avatar is smashing, baby, yeah!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

frodoappledick wrote:
i think this community needs serious help

Wait, some guy named after a hobbit's dick thinks that the board needs help?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HEY IT'S ME, A GUEST. ALL GUESTS ARE SUCH FAGS, I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE. THEY WHACK OFF TO SILENCE OF THE LAMBS AND THEN ENGAGE IN A HOMOPHOBIC BLOOD ORGY. IT'S ALL TRUE.
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guestsRgay5023 wrote:
HEY IT'S ME, A GUEST. ALL GUESTS ARE SUCH FAGS, I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE. THEY WHACK OFF TO SILENCE OF THE LAMBS AND THEN ENGAGE IN A HOMOPHOBIC BLOOD ORGY. IT'S ALL TRUE.

Why would a blood orgy be homophobic? Isn't that an improper use of words?
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