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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, but aliens and predators like it rough!


god bless 'em...lol.


So do some humans.


And, technically, an alien or predator's version of "rough" would probably involve serious bodily harm. To you, not them. A HORSE could seriously screw you up: an alien or predator would be like a horse on steroids with BLADES.


But who's going to do it with horses?


people who have slightly more self-preservation instinct and slightly less sanity than those who want to do Xenomorphs or Predators.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omg. Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's Az's new username. He's created an alter-ego where he doesn't have to live a lie all the time.


I don't laugh maniacally. Well, not any more at least.

And TheARRGH, don't be so cynical. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And, technically, an alien or predator's version of "rough" would probably involve serious bodily harm. To you, not them. An alien or predator would be like a horse on steroids with BLADES.



ahh, wolfie would be worth the trip to the hospital, lol

*sigh*



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azrael wrote:
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It's Az's new username. He's created an alter-ego where he doesn't have to live a lie all the time.


I don't laugh maniacally. Well, not any more at least.

And TheARRGH, don't be so cynical. Razz



...well, fine then.

I shouldn't rain on other people's parades, it's true. And it's kind of stupid for me to be so cynical in regards to someone's sexual preference, since 1)It probably doesn't really have much to do with their intelligence, sanity, or anything else, and 2)Even if it did it wouldn't change anything for the better for me to be so cynical

I still prefer humans, though. You can both identify with their method of thinking, AND have sex with them. With some other species you could really only do the second of those, unless you were amazing at psychoanalysis.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure many of us do prefer humans as well, I do too.

Besides, I was kidding on being cynical. Pointing out ironically I'm one of the most cynicaly members here.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But what about the acidic cum? Or their inner mouth? Will you use a acid-proof muzzie?


Who says they ejaculate acid (or anything at all)? The acid they spit it probably a natural weapon rather than just drool, as I remember people in the movies coming into contact with alien drool without damage.

Anyway, things like "acidic cum" fall into the same category with "is gender-neutral" and "would rather bite through your head". That is, not doable :p
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But what about the acidic cum? Or their inner mouth? Will you use a acid-proof muzzie?


Who says they ejaculate acid (or anything at all)? The acid they spit it probably a natural weapon rather than just drool, as I remember people in the movies coming into contact with alien drool without damage.

Anyway, things like "acidic cum" fall into the same category with "is gender-neutral" and "would rather bite through your head". That is, not doable :p


Aliens have also acidic blood and acidic saliva. Note the guy from Requiem who got burned by alien drool. And in the alien movies , their saliva was reeking! So it's very possible they also have acidic cum! That if they have a gender! From what I've read, the drones are either genderless or all males, the Queen being the only female in the Hive!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A drone is a male bee whose only purpose is to mate with the queen, it does nothing else really...so if any insect parallels should be drawn, "drone" aliens should be called "worker" aliens instead and be infertile females. Even though, in the movies at least, there seems to be no caste difference/job division among aliens - they're workers and warriors and (if need be) lone hunters all in one. So in the end, insect rules probably don't apply Smile They're probably genderless...but for the purpose of alien smutfics/art, they can be whatever gender you like Razz

In AvP:R, the only burning I remember is a guy pinned to the ground by an alien, and that was because the Pred shot the alien and it bled on the guy. When an alien drooled on the main human character's face before he got into the chopper, nothing happened. So not all of their bodily fluids are necessarily acidic.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think their saliva may help protect us from their acid.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think their saliva may help protect us from their acid.



or maybe it keeps out the MIND CONTROL RAYS.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think their saliva may help protect us from their acid.



Eeeww, I'd rather burn! I bet it's slimmy too!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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When an alien drooled on the main human character's face before he got into the chopper, nothing happened.

i'm pretty sure you meant to say into DA CHOPPAH!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GET TO DA CHOPPAH!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where is Simon?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Where is Simon?


Speaking of which, I haven't seen him around ever since I returned. Is he also off for hibernation?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe he's getting off on masturbation...

Sorry, it's just that hibernation reminds me of a very lame joke about a bear...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Maybe he's getting off on masturbation...

Sorry, it's just that hibernation reminds me of a very lame joke about a bear...


Naah, too long.....How long a masturbation can take?

Bear? but Simon was a panda!
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You are all by far some of the strangest people I have ever met online. Why would you bear such strange fetishes as having sexual fantasies of two fictional species of aliens?
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You are all by far some of the strangest people I have ever met online. Why would you bear such strange fetishes as having sexual fantasies of two fictional species of aliens?


It's because of cosmopolitan's secret Fetish Factory in the Nevada desert, next to Area 51. They have a huge hopper full of trash, and every few seconds a random object from the trash-heap falls onto the conveyor belt, where it's wrapped, warped, and made into a Fetish. One day, several AVP DVDs dropped onto the conveyor with an ominous thud and spooky background music...
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Do you ever even try to make yourself understood?
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Do you ever even try to make yourself understood?



Once.

I didn't like it...


Just think of me as practice for following convoluted logic.

besides, it makes sperfect pense. Cosmopolitan Magazine manufactured the Alien/Predator fetish.

Although maybe they teamed up with H.R. Giger on that one...
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You are all by far some of the strangest people I have ever met online. Why would you bear such strange fetishes as having sexual fantasies of two fictional species of aliens?


Doesn't sound any stranger to me then dressing up as an animal and rubbing against each other.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You are all by far some of the strangest people I have ever met online. Why would you bear such strange fetishes as having sexual fantasies of two fictional species of aliens?


You've just ansewered yourself pal! Because we are WEIRD!!! I don't have any Pred fetishes, though! Only some little alien ones!
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Kee, you seem a bit to normal for this forum!
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