Sex dream about the Alien- I blame you, Mr. Hou.

Rick261 · Guest

OMG, you ACTUALLY have dreams about HAVING SEX with an ALIEN OR PREDATOR??
That's SICK, I mean.. why dont you just look for a girlfriend or boyfriend?
That should get you guys out of that fucked up ILLUSIONS

damn

Aramor · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:50 am Post subject:

Dude, calm down man...

I once had a dream that I was in my living room, and this light was flickering... so I turned it off, and then I got really scared and I ran into the hall. Then further down the hall I saw a little black head sticking out of my dad's bedroom. So I sat on the ground with my back against the bathroom door. Then I just sat there, totally friggin scared shitless. And then this lil' Alien came running towards me, jumped on me and the last thing I remember was that little inner mouth coming towards me at high speed. Then I woke up. I've been friggin paranoid for a couple of weeks. I kept seeing little small things running by, but when I went up for a closer look there was nothing there.
I can't wait to have my next Alien attack dream. Being paranoid is cool when it concerns Xeno's.

General Grievous · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 181 Location: Some Swamp

fUCK U rICK. So wat if I prefer preds?! My g/f has been dead 4 5 years! Fuck u! Motherfucking Retard.........
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Guest · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:23 am Post subject:

What pauck means it is predator language for FUCK which means SHAG.

So basickly i would shag ScAR ANYDAY HE IS SOOOOO GORGEUS.

Also I would love Scar to stick his sexy wristblades up me. phwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Razz

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Aramor · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:47 am Post subject:

*cough* It's Pauk, no C *cough*

Mrs-Angel_Scarpredator · Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Posts: 27 Location: In jungle hunting!

Hey W.T.F is wrong with you.
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:17 pm Post subject:

Sorry... well, that was the last time I corrected someone on how to spell a Yautja word...

General Grievous · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 181 Location: Some Swamp

Mmmmmmmmm........ Female Pred jz gave me a blowjob.... Jz got a new g/f she 's a Predator in bed!
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i think this community needs serious help
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some random guest · Gender: Joined: 27 Feb 2005 Posts: 110 Location: Fiorna 161

I've never had a sexual experience WITH an Alien/Predator in my dreams, but I did have a dream that I was Han Solo watching a porn hologram that involved an Alien and a Predator. I also daydream of female Yautja every day.
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InvaderJess · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:55 pm Post subject:

Never had a sex dream about a xenomorph before, but you better believe I get all hot and bothered over the yautja. I know, it's sick. I think it has something to do with the whole super masculine stereotype. You know, hunting, violence, fighting, big glistening muscles... Oh, sorry. Lost myself in thought there for a second.

Holly Resurrected · Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:45 am Post subject:

meow · Guest

As Freud would say "you people need to get out more :s"

Aramor · Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:55 am Post subject:

I get out a lot, I'm always trying to find a She-Yautja... damn their Cloaking Devices Sad

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Drone Daddy · Guest

So I'm not the only one dreaming about porking a Xeno huh? Geezus! Just when I think I've cornered the market on a new fetish, you smug b4stards horn in on my perversion. Honestly, can't a guy do anything to get into Hell in this town without someone else wanting to warm the bench with you?

Anyway, if you take a bit of biology, and take a lot of Giger, you know that the Xenos reproduce similarly to bees or ants. Thus, all of the workers (what we "fans" call "drones") are female. They have two legs, and a tail; and in my dreams, of course, they also have a vagina. But I digress... The only "male" aliens that exist are the hive drones/reproducers, which aren't given a name in the official "Alien Canon." But now I'm sounding like a smug know-it all, so all I'm going to say is that I have used biology to justify why dreaming about doing a Xenomorph is not gay. Nevermind that it is completely phvcking disturbing. But that was Giger's intention all along. The Xeno craniums are purposely design to be phallic, and the Queen is really a morphed image of a vagina. Read Giger's Necronomicon for more information. Now available wherever fine books are sold.

Cheers, fellow deviants.

some random guest · Gender: Joined: 27 Feb 2005 Posts: 110 Location: Fiorna 161

I'm confused. How does the Queen Alien look like the female sexual organ?
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Guest · Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:34 pm Post subject:

You all need shot point blank, you all are fucked up fuckers.

Holly Resurrected · Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:26 pm Post subject:

Say fuck again.
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InvaderJess · Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject:

That was me up above. Sorry, forgot to login. DUH.

General Grievous · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 181 Location: Some Swamp

Hey guest go shove a dildo up ur ass. Fucking retarded, prejudiced, hypocrite!
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:00 am Post subject:

I bet he's just some pathetic wanker who lives in his parents basement and watches midget porn...
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Inkmonkey · Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:13 am Post subject:

Yeah... kinda depressing knowing a fictional monster has a better chance of getting laid than I do Laughing

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