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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:55 am    Post subject: Be the first on your block to own the ... Reply with quote

FLESHLIGHT

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/products.cfm?id=1001&aff=48573

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, the Fleshlight(TM) is funny as hell. Just the name deserves some sort of kudos. The names of some of the other products are equally amusing. Good call on this one.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the ad for "Lube for a Year!" on the right. Since when is lube measured in units of time? Each person's year's worth of lube is different.....

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can now assume that NSFW also means NSFS. I am being punished for being stupid, but what kind of losers need stuff like that? If you're fat, ugly, or deformed, go find someone that is the same. After all, beggars cant be choosers...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imagine, if you will, you are planning a trip to the antarctic where only cold and sweaty men are. So whoa is you, no girlfriend to help you out. So what would be the perfect gift? That's right the FLESHLIGHT,with a years supply of lube, and some of the hottest porn of your girlfriend on your laptop. Just be careful to not show said porn to other, or atleast be warry of who you show. Otherwise you might end up with a sticky keyboard... Wink That is the reason for a FLESHLIGHT.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, if girls can have vibrators and dildos, no reason guys shouldn't have fleshlights. And on that note, here's Mr. Limpy!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's cute. especially the lavender one.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey those things are great!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny.

These must be the weirdest dildos I ever saw:

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow that messed. I mean a budda butt plug?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Funny.

These must be the weirdest dildos I ever saw:

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php


Wow, they even have a crucifix dildo. So the gynecologist doesn't get suspicious next time you get posessed by Pazuzu.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pazuzu?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

An allusion to The Exorcist 2. Well, to the first one too, really.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right. That movie is lying beside my bed, waiting to be watched.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
An allusion to The Exorcist 2. Well, to the first one too, really.


THe first one mostly. Entirely. Because there's a scene where she violently masturbates with a crucifix, and the doc is all like WTF with the hooey.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course, but they don't really introduce Pazuzu, per se, until the second one. In the first one, it's still just "The Devil."
Ok, where's my nerd smiley?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alph Tech / STUART wrote:
Blaster wrote:
An allusion to The Exorcist 2. Well, to the first one too, really.


THe first one mostly. Entirely. Because there's a scene where she violently masturbates with a crucifix, and the doc is all like WTF with the hooey.


Ah, I take it that would be a scene in the middle of the movie, which I just missed... damn...

Most lame scene in the movie for me was the one where they chant "The power of Christ compells you!" for 5 minutes or something...

J.C. looking at girls' boobs: "The power of Christ compares you!"
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Most lame scene in the movie for me was the one where they chant "The power of Christ compells you!" for 5 minutes or something...

J.C. looking at girls' boobs: "The power of Christ compares you!"


J.C. fighting vampires: "The power of Christ impales you!

Stolen from Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is reminding me of the part in The Name of the Rose (book not movie) where Ubertino is describing the statue of the Virgin Mary to Adso and it's like "Dude, if you want him to remain a monk, DON'T TALK TO A TEENAGE BOY ABOUT BOOBIES."

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"You see? As the doctors have said: Beautiful also are the breasts, which protrude slightly, only faintly tumescent, and do not swell licentiously, suppressed but not depressed...What do you feel before this sweetest of visions?"
I blushed violently, feeling myself stirred as by an inner fire.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alph Tech / STUART wrote:
Blaster wrote:
An allusion to The Exorcist 2. Well, to the first one too, really.


THe first one mostly. Entirely. Because there's a scene where she violently masturbates with a crucifix, and the doc is all like WTF with the hooey.


Are you serious? She masterbates with a crucifix?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you ever seen the Exorcist?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Mr Bling (et al)
MastUrbates! MASTURBATES! It's a "u," dammit!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, there's a cooking thing called the Master Baster. Lol.

Then there's always Master Baiters. They have a discount on nightcrawler.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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@Mr Bling (et al)
MastUrbates! MASTURBATES! It's a "u," dammit!


Masturbation... it's all about u!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Have you ever seen the Exorcist?


Theres like 8 of them. Razz
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