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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:36 pm    Post subject: Bad Japanese-English Translations Reply with quote

I went to Japan before, and I saw some really crappy Japanese-English translations.

So here; post the wierdest bad JE translations you've ever read/heard.

For me:

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No Smorking

"All your base, are belong to us!"

Please do not spit very loudly

Do not use false money, for that rudely action is opposed of in the store

Reading may have fun!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'v seen that second one like 50 times.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every one has seen the Second one...

"What happen?"

"Somebody set up us the bomb."

"We get signal."

"Main screen turn on."

"It's you."

"How are you gentlemen? All you base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive, make your time..."
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well of course alot of people have seen the 2nd one.

"...You have no chance to survive, make your time, Ha ha ha."

-"What you say?"
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's one from one of the most recent Godzilla films.

"Where did say that?"
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HTTP://WWW.ENGRISH.COM

It's full of 'em. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I noticed in my time at Japan, some Japanese people called it "Engrish".

And heres a new one courtesy of that site:
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For Bathrooms, go back toward your behind.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah, th sounds like s, so that solves that Aeris/Aerith thing.

Aeris with an s is the exact same thing as Aerith with an th

Counter parts suck!

Oh, that was the bad translation.

"Aerith"
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