Jedi Aliens

some random guest · Guest

What would happen is somehow an alien was implanted into a jedi? Would it be normal, or would it us the force somehow? I was bored when I thoght of this topic.

Guest · Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject:

It would become a purple flying people eater Alien.

akito · Gender: Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 11 Location: Colorado

If that was even the case, the predator would just have to step it up a notch, easy enough.

Predator > alien

Guest · Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:10 am Post subject:

batman

lives_with_aliens · Gender: Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Posts: 12 Location: Yuma AZ

it would be very strange and have too many powers Razz

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Guest · Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:21 pm Post subject:

It would become an explosive gift baseket made entirely of a cheesy substance...

20xx · Gender: Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Posts: 40

Goatse>ALL

Guest · Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:06 pm Post subject:

Well, Aliens can already be classed as Ninjas (and thefore pwn all). A Nija with the force?
Don't get me started.

Guest · Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject:

I would contain the power of tubgirl

Mysticaloctopus · Guest

Um... is this abe or just generic alien xenomorph?

if it was abe... well, first without him it'd be too quiet, then suddenly, abwe would reappear, with the jedi mind trick

<Waves hand> You wanna take off your underwear
<Waves hand> You do want to give me that beer
<waves hand> It's MY ironman costume!

Weasel · Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject:

There ARE alien jedis. If you play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy you can be an alien as a jedi. Maybe not an alien from the movie Alien, but still a non-human nonetheless.
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Jolinar · Guest

Twi'leks, saurian, whatever, they come in all shapes and colors. There's no such thing as human only Jedi, looking sweet and saucy like Hayden or Mark. BARRRFFFFF!

Mr. Z · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:13 am Post subject:

Maybe they become paper eating cars with DVD player and revolver holders, or they just become alien runners with the force Question

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Guest · Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:42 pm Post subject:

What is J-E-D-I??? Confused

Meneer Spaghetti · Guest

What is J-E-D-I??? Confused

Drone Daddy · Guest

Aw this one's easy... if you're into the Star Wars thing, then you know an alien could have Jedi Powers... because every alien species in that mythology has Jedi people, and so do robots - yeah, yeah there were an ancient race of intelligent robots that could use the Force; they were cool. And by cool, I mean totally sweet. They'd be all like, sitting around the Jedi Temple making a milkshake or something, and then Yoda would be all like, "Objects mine, they come before subjects, which come, they, before my verbs." And then the Jedi-Ninja robots were like, "yeah, whatever little green dude." And then they'd flip out and kill people, which of course is what Jedi-Ninja-Robot people do.

So my argument flawlessly demonstrates how Aliens could have Jedi powers.

Cheers,

Code 18 U.S.C. 2257 · Gender: Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 2

I think the overload of new wisdom would cause the tiny regressed brains of an alien to explode (or implode, not sure yet).

Mr. Z · Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:01 am Post subject:

Aliens don't have tiny brains. They're heads are bloody MASSIVE!!
They're heads hold their brains, a long second jaw and alien hormonal instincts.

in answer to meneer spaggetii's q, watch star wars and it's preety self-explanitory.
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RobinHood3000 · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 224

Doubt it. The problem is that Aliens lack the mental capacity to utilize the Force, much less comprehend the deep-rooted philosophical concepts behind being "one with the living Force." The Alien pretty much has a "KILL" instinct anyway, so if anything, they'd be Sith-Aliens.
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:21 am Post subject:

Sithomorphs that electrocute you when they shoot their inner-mouth in your brain. Wicked Twisted Evil

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RobinHood3000 · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 224

That'd be pretty darn cool, but a bit superfluous, wouldn't you think? Shocked

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Drone Daddy · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 92

I have a surprise for you all that is right in line with this topic. A BIG surprise... and it will arrive next Wednesday.

STAY TUNED

Seriously. You'll like it or you'll hate it, but none of you will be unaffected by it.

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some random guest · Gender: Joined: 27 Feb 2005 Posts: 110 Location: Fiorna 161

I found my topic, finally.

To the people that were confused as to what I meant, I mean "What if a facehugger impregnated a Force-user?" And just because the Xenos in the films are mindless killing machines, who's to say that becoming Force sensitive wouldn't make them less like a living garbage disposal?

Imagine, for a momment.
Your in an alien hive with a few weapons. You're holding back much of the Xenos. Then you see one coming straight at you. You begin shotting it with your Smart gun/Plasma Caster/Wookie crossbow. It simply holds up a hand and deflects all of your shots until you run out of ammo. It then reaches behind it back with both arms, a leg, and its tail. You stare in horror as it brings its limbs forward and ignites its four lightsabers. It crouches, and leaps at you seconds before the hive begins to surge forward.

I know that sounds a lot like Episode Three baddie General Greivous, minus the Force, but he is what inspired this thread. I'm going to use that idea in a film I'm making with some friends.
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