Contest II: Haiku - ENTRIES [closed]

Shurimpu · Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 8

I will write for you,
One super-awesome haiku,
It will end with 'moo!'

The last haiku rhymed,
It was like, perfectly timed,
The whole world hates mimes
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Drone Daddy · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 92

Truth

All is Nothingness
Babies are cute when they cry
Drugs are bad, mmkay

Shurimpu · Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 8

Crickets chirp me death
Chirp, chirp, we mourn your ending
Shut up, I'm sleeping

Why does this topic,
seems like a badly dubbed
old kung fu movie?
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l33td00d · Gender: Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 58

Facehugger hatches
Looks like a huge vagina
Get off me, cuntface

Shurimpu · Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 8

Abe needs a woman
He's been dissed by lots of chicks
Hands getting tired

There should totally be a story arc where he gets a birl. But, to be weird, it should be a panda or soemthing.
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fatgoat · Gender: Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 1

I have no clue at
all why I am writing this
Haiku poem right now....

The40InchTaco · Gender: Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 1

Neither Bob and George
or Bigger than Cheese, have got
shit on AvP
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SiL · Joined: 21 Dec 2004 Posts: 37

Abe's had breakfast
Blood on the leaves
Birds singing, crying.

Winter on its way
The snow, makes things shine
Shit said Abe I'm cold.

Jesus, Mary, Joseph
May the lord be praised,
Preston cut the cheese.

Summer, birds are singing
Upon the fresh new leaves
Taking dumps on Abe's head.

Jesus sitting on the couch
Watching TV, lazy
Wondering where the cheese is.

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Does making you cry because it's so awesomely crap count as well?

CREAMASTER · Gender: Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 5

A lovely couple
Predator and Alien
Jesus is their roommate

Shocked

desert_drum · Gender: Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Posts: 462

Abe's speed dates all fail.
C'mon Preston, date me slow.
Date me nice and slow.

(Left up for the joy of it being here, but don't enter me in the contest; all I could do with the game would be eat it Smile

)
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Drone Daddy · Gender: Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 92

A news report from early 2004, heard on EnBeC affiliate WXYZ

Now in other news,
a train derailed today, and
nobody survived.

Bloody corpses strewn
all over the train tracks had
left an awful smell.

Curiously, the
engineer was missing
but later was found.

He was alive, but
spoke of a terrible dream
and he dreamed that while

he operated
the train, something shattered the
front glass and came through

and attached itself
to his face and began to
make out with the guy.

Afterwards, the thing
turned to go but the man said
"wait!" and the hugger

turned and was like "huh?"
And the man said "what's your name?"
and the thing was like,

"they call me the Dude,
man, the Dude. But the thing is,"
the hugger went on,

"there is a monster
in your chest now and you shall
call the monster Abe."

And the guy freaked out
and said, "get it out!" but the
hugger laughed and said,

"It will come out soon."
"But how soon?" the guy replied.
"Soon, by a number,"

said the Dude, and then,
"Three shall be the number of
the counting and the

number of the count-
ing shall be three. So that's when."
Stunned the guy then asked,

"Will it hurt a lot?"
to which the Dude replied, "No.
it's only a flesh-wound."

Then he snickered and
turned to leave as the guy woke
to find reporters

Hovering over
him and asking him questions.
He later complained

Of a stomach ache,
but we've yet to find him to
ask how he feels now.

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So my friends, now you
know about the prophecy
of the ABE's coming.

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Shurimpu · Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 8

I want to stab chemistry
in the face slowly
Equilibrium problems

David Bowie sings
In The Labrynth
He has some big hair

That movie was crap
Very overrated crap
Unlike The Goonies

goonies was awesome.
fat people: cool truffle shuffle
I love "HEY YOU GUYS!!"
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InvaderJess · Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:29 pm Post subject:

what is favorite word,
Preston searches
Abe brings realization

no hot alien tail,
searching for action
glad they're not gay

Sorry, this is my first ever attempt at Haiku. If your eyes are watering (in the bad way) please forgive me.

Shurimpu · Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 8

If the moon was made
of spare ribs, I would eat them.
And go have seconds.
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Holly Resurrected · Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:45 am Post subject:

I will volunteer
as Abe's girlfriend for the week
and Preston can watch.

Men who don't have eyes
can't see how fat my ass is.
I was meant for Abe.
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Still internet married to Tripper.

Mighty Mack · Gender: Joined: 16 Apr 2005 Posts: 2

On the couch I sit
Wondering "Will I be missed?"
My wrists I do slit

Don't worry, I'm not suicidal.
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...in accordance with the prophecy

Mighty Mack · Gender: Joined: 16 Apr 2005 Posts: 2

What the Hell is this?
Alien and Predator?
I am confus-ed
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...in accordance with the prophecy

Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

Noble Predator
And feral Xenomorph drone
Foes make the best friends?

Socran · Gender: Joined: 23 Mar 2005 Posts: 31

I love Alien
Alien loves Predator
Jesus loves them all

Anti · Gender: Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 257 Location: Off-topic

Sexuality!
Jorge's was questioned by Abe
then confusion reigned

some random guest · Gender: Joined: 27 Feb 2005 Posts: 110 Location: Fiorna 161

I can't win this
contest. So why do I Write?
Because Abe is cool.

This is first Haiku.
Stuggling with sylables.
You can really tell.
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Viking · Gender: Joined: 16 Apr 2005 Posts: 1

Hungover today
Seven syllables go here
Help me help me argh

Sad

bandiero · Joined: 16 Apr 2005 Posts: 2

Many wannabes
Using lewd vulgarity
Mask stupidity

some random guest · Gender: Joined: 27 Feb 2005 Posts: 110 Location: Fiorna 161

Two newbies are here.
Welcome here the really are.
Like Yoda, I speak.
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