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Shurimpu




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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will write for you,
One super-awesome haiku,
It will end with 'moo!'

The last haiku rhymed,
It was like, perfectly timed,
The whole world hates mimes
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Truth

All is Nothingness
Babies are cute when they cry
Drugs are bad, mmkay
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Shurimpu




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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crickets chirp me death
Chirp, chirp, we mourn your ending
Shut up, I'm sleeping

Why does this topic,
seems like a badly dubbed
old kung fu movie?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Facehugger hatches
Looks like a huge vagina
Get off me, cuntface
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Shurimpu




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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abe needs a woman
He's been dissed by lots of chicks
Hands getting tired

There should totally be a story arc where he gets a birl. But, to be weird, it should be a panda or soemthing.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no clue at
all why I am writing this
Haiku poem right now....
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neither Bob and George
or Bigger than Cheese, have got
shit on AvP
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abe's had breakfast
Blood on the leaves
Birds singing, crying.

Winter on its way
The snow, makes things shine
Shit said Abe I'm cold.

Jesus, Mary, Joseph
May the lord be praised,
Preston cut the cheese.

Summer, birds are singing
Upon the fresh new leaves
Taking dumps on Abe's head.

Jesus sitting on the couch
Watching TV, lazy
Wondering where the cheese is.

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Does making you cry because it's so awesomely crap count as well?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:19 pm    Post subject: Hello Koo Reply with quote

A lovely couple
Predator and Alien
Jesus is their roommate

Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abe's speed dates all fail.
C'mon Preston, date me slow.
Date me nice and slow.

(Left up for the joy of it being here, but don't enter me in the contest; all I could do with the game would be eat it Smile )
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A news report from early 2004, heard on EnBeC affiliate WXYZ

Now in other news,
a train derailed today, and
nobody survived.

Bloody corpses strewn
all over the train tracks had
left an awful smell.

Curiously, the
engineer was missing
but later was found.

He was alive, but
spoke of a terrible dream
and he dreamed that while

he operated
the train, something shattered the
front glass and came through

and attached itself
to his face and began to
make out with the guy.

Afterwards, the thing
turned to go but the man said
"wait!" and the hugger

turned and was like "huh?"
And the man said "what's your name?"
and the thing was like,

"they call me the Dude,
man, the Dude. But the thing is,"
the hugger went on,

"there is a monster
in your chest now and you shall
call the monster Abe."

And the guy freaked out
and said, "get it out!" but the
hugger laughed and said,

"It will come out soon."
"But how soon?" the guy replied.
"Soon, by a number,"

said the Dude, and then,
"Three shall be the number of
the counting and the

number of the count-
ing shall be three. So that's when."
Stunned the guy then asked,

"Will it hurt a lot?"
to which the Dude replied, "No.
it's only a flesh-wound."

Then he snickered and
turned to leave as the guy woke
to find reporters

Hovering over
him and asking him questions.
He later complained

Of a stomach ache,
but we've yet to find him to
ask how he feels now.

=================================

So my friends, now you
know about the prophecy
of the ABE's coming.

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Shurimpu




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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to stab chemistry
in the face slowly
Equilibrium problems

David Bowie sings
In The Labrynth
He has some big hair

That movie was crap
Very overrated crap
Unlike The Goonies

goonies was awesome.
fat people: cool truffle shuffle
I love "HEY YOU GUYS!!"
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what is favorite word,
Preston searches
Abe brings realization

no hot alien tail,
searching for action
glad they're not gay





Sorry, this is my first ever attempt at Haiku. If your eyes are watering (in the bad way) please forgive me.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If the moon was made
of spare ribs, I would eat them.
And go have seconds.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will volunteer
as Abe's girlfriend for the week
and Preston can watch.

Men who don't have eyes
can't see how fat my ass is.
I was meant for Abe.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the couch I sit
Wondering "Will I be missed?"
My wrists I do slit

Don't worry, I'm not suicidal.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the Hell is this?
Alien and Predator?
I am confus-ed
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:18 am    Post subject: the nutcracker haiku Reply with quote

bernieh wrote:

I'll tell you what, if you can make me cry with a haiku you automatically win.

Umm.. do I get to write it on muh foot and kick you in the nuts? Cos that'd work...
No? Okay...
here goes

Oh Abe and Preston
Apartment with a nude view?
Now she's gone! Denied!

man, losing the nude neighbour would make me cry, anyway <sniff>
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:23 am    Post subject: haiku Reply with quote

Noble Predator
And feral Xenomorph drone
Foes make the best friends?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love Alien
Alien loves Predator
Jesus loves them all
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:22 am    Post subject: hika huka hoka haika haiku Reply with quote

Sexuality!
Jorge's was questioned by Abe
then confusion reigned
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't win this
contest. So why do I Write?
Because Abe is cool.

This is first Haiku.
Stuggling with sylables.
You can really tell.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hungover today
Seven syllables go here
Help me help me argh

Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Many wannabes
Using lewd vulgarity
Mask stupidity
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two newbies are here.
Welcome here the really are.
Like Yoda, I speak.
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