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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Six Irish car bombs!
My head, what happened last night?
A fart.... White Castle.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God took her from me
I'll never forget grandma
Your hand down my pants
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For Christ's sake people,
Alien loves Predator
does not mean Abe's gay!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

UPDATE 4/29/05: VIVENDI UNIVERSAL GAMES IS SPONSORING THIS CONTEST in celebration of the launch of Predator: Concrete Jungle for the PS2 and Xbox. Winner gets a free copy of the game! If you don't want it, well, you don't have to take it.

Contest ends this Monday, 5/2, at which point I'll pick some finalists and put it up to a vote. Some additional notes:

- You're more likely to win if your entry is aLp-related.
- Try to limit yourself to 3 entries max. If you've already posted more than 3, please delete the ones you don't want considered.
- 5-7-5, people.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fever rising
hard working
almost finished

Pause to rest
Take in liquid
A small gasp

All is gone
Unbelievable sight
Blue face mocks

Desperate attempt
No recovery
Work is gone

I fucking hate windows
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surf the web
Alien loves predator
I laugh I do

Read more
Laugh more
Merry time

Laughing hard
Piss myself
Big Problem

Next time, Ill read it at home and not at collage

Yes, I realize these arent proper Haiku's, leave me alone, I just wanted to do these. (plus its pretty deep shit if ya ask me)
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what the hell is this
i just laughed my ass off now
I think this thread rocks
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the chicken is done
i can scratch my ass from here
the chicken is done
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abe has a cock head
Preston has vagina face
Just like the movies
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Preston never hunts,
Not the best Predator; should
kill Danny Glover.

Abe is great, truly
one of a million, which means
ten like him at home.

Pres meets a hot chick;
might actually have a shot
Won't Abe be jealous?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

here goes:

Heard New York had some
big cockroaches but Abe is
just ridiculous.

- woolly.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1

No A on P love
So disappointed I am
What a frikkin' jip.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

2

Jorge is gay says Abe
What about the predator?
Giger and Arnold
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

3

Heh. Innuendo.
Giger head, and Arnold mouth.
Wait... Just.. Just.. Just eww.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:05 am    Post subject: Lots of big words Reply with quote

Xenomorphic pals
Happy cohabitation
Normal in New York

Preston calls Fab 5
Queer Eye for Alien Guy
Face huggers for all
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Destroying the world
Living in New York city
Slapping the fat whores

Trying to get girls
but too disgusting to see
losing all my hope

In New York city
Everybody is ugly
You all except me
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is my haiku
A-L-P is the coolest
Sit on a pickle

I've been reading for a few weeks, but this is my first comment. I gots the mad love for the haiku. I'm currently hosting an anilingus haiku contest at http://anncoultertossedmysalad.blogspot.com.

It's definitely NC-17, but haiku-heads will probably get a kick out of it.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:21 pm    Post subject: My try at a Haiku Reply with quote

I'll give it a shot... Let's see, I'll try one about the game.

Predator versus
corrupted humanity.
Just doesn't seem fair.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Previously, Holly wrote:
I will volunteer
as Abe's girlfriend for the week
and Preston can watch.

Men who don't have eyes
can't see how fat my ass is.
I was meant for Abe.


There's my other two, repeated, and here's my third *crosses fingers*

When the cockroaches
think they have a you problem
you know you're ugly
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Preston can't see that
Noodle man gives the finger
When asked for the check

Prez has to wonder:
Does bowling ball qualify
For weapon status?

Abe's brothers raise hell
Preston searches through closet
Where's that razor net?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entry #1:

Alien loves Pred
Now let's try it flipped around
Predator loves Al!?



Entry #2:

Abe demands noodles
The Chinese man does not care
Preston's forced to pay



Entry #3:

If I speed-dated
The day that I met Abe there
Would be orgasmic





Hope I didn't give anyone too many nightmares.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Took The C Train Today,
People Stare,
You'd Think They'd Never seen Trophy Skulls Before
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fishnet Cloaking Suit
Slimy Exoskeleton
Two Fine New Yorkers

Yankee Messiah
Two Alien Immigrants
Only in New York

How to waste time, read
Alien Loves Predator
My mom thinks it's cool!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:59 pm    Post subject: three aLp Haikus Reply with quote

#1:
New York Apartments these days

Noises from above
Not fond of Ricotta cheese
I have weird neighbors

#2:
Room to Let

New York Apartment
"Exotic" roomates...and straight
Keep your pets away

#3:
Abe's Classified ad

Male seeking hot babe
Foreign stud and great lover
roommate won't impose
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guadalajara....
The night that never ended....
They cut off my ear.
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