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Okay... WORST GAME OF ALL TIME!
Just because... ooooh shit I'm gonna get spanked by the mods.
Anyway, the worst game I've played is Enter The Matrix. 0MG 73H Bu770N M45H! Anyway the game sucked period.
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Lol, you wish I'd spank you. But I did feel that this should be a separate topic.
Nice job actually posting a single choice, btw. 
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Driv3r. It's so bad it makes Goldeneye: Rogue Agent look like the greatest game ever. Which it most certainly is not.
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A Boy and his Blob for NES. God, what a crappy game...
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Turok Evolution.
Killzone sucks too. Could we be anymore linear? Ever heard of jumping?
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| how about most racing games. Underground 2 was alright tho |
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elmo goes through puberty
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| Captain Planet. O.k as a cartoon, absolutely abysmal as a NES game. You would be flying through level 3 for hour after hour, dying, dying, dying, and nothing would even hit the damn 'copter you were flying. It was as if they didn't even review their own fricken game before they sent it out to market. |
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| F R O S T wrote: | Turok Evolution.
Killzone sucks too. Could we be anymore linear? Ever heard of jumping? |
you got to be kidding me. Killzone is one realistic awesome game.
The worst game : The Scorpion King
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| Metal_Pred wrote: | | F R O S T wrote: | Turok Evolution.
Killzone sucks too. Could we be anymore linear? Ever heard of jumping? |
you got to be kidding me. Killzone is one realistic awesome game.
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So basically, Realism = Walking through levels that, in their linearity, are second only to railroads and shooting enemies that apparently have just been randomly drafted from the street, given a gun and a wacky costume and thrown onto aforementioned levels?
Mind you, I only did play it for 15 minutes.
AND BEAT IT.
ELEVEN TIMES.
ON CRACK.
Worst game evar? Shadoan. That game wouldn't know 'adventure' if it raped it in the ass with a "Stop" sign.
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| F R O S T wrote: | Turok Evolution.
Killzone sucks too. Could we be anymore linear? Ever heard of jumping? |
Ever heard of realism? Did the Nazi's invade Poland bunnyhoppingly? Ever heard of "you're now the first person on this forum I officially hate and I will try to smack you down every chance I get?" Ever heard of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? Awesome movie
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Sewr Shark for the Sega CD was a terrible game. you went through all these tunnels shooting bats or rats. Now you had this robot giving you directions throught the pipes and you followed them or died. Everyonce in a while they would show a random movie that moved you into a faster paced version of teh last stage and you didn't even get the girl at the end, your older partner did. Total Bunk.
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*Ahem* I happened to like Sewe Shark, and I think that the entire FMV got a bad rap.
Watch out for ratigators!
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | F R O S T wrote: | Turok Evolution.
Killzone sucks too. Could we be anymore linear? Ever heard of jumping? |
you got to be kidding me. Killzone is one realistic awesome game.
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So basically, Realism = Walking through levels that, in their linearity, are second only to railroads and shooting enemies that apparently have just been randomly drafted from the street, given a gun and a wacky costume and thrown onto aforementioned levels?
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Realism is all the movements they put into the game like when he runs, throws a grenade when he recharges, etc.
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Really blaster? Now I will admit I played it all the wasy through but you didn't get the girl. Come on. Plus that boss of their's got on my nerves a bit. I prefered the boxing game that came out at about the same time. that was a cool FMV game.
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This is getting a bit off topic, as we supposed to be discussing games we hate, but I enjoyed Night Trap and Double Switch. I never played Prize Fighter, but I watched a friend beat it. They also had some martials arts FMV game that was pretty cool but very hard.
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| Metal_Pred wrote: | | Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | F R O S T wrote: | Turok Evolution.
Killzone sucks too. Could we be anymore linear? Ever heard of jumping? |
you got to be kidding me. Killzone is one realistic awesome game.
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So basically, Realism = Walking through levels that, in their linearity, are second only to railroads and shooting enemies that apparently have just been randomly drafted from the street, given a gun and a wacky costume and thrown onto aforementioned levels?
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Realism is all the movements they put into the game like when he runs, throws a grenade when he recharges, etc. |
So you're saying it's realistic because of the _ANIMATIONS_.
Worst game of all time is BrainDead 13 for the PC. I'm sorry, but the only people who would disagree with this haven't played the game.
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| Alph Tech / STUART wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | F R O S T wrote: | Turok Evolution.
Killzone sucks too. Could we be anymore linear? Ever heard of jumping? |
you got to be kidding me. Killzone is one realistic awesome game.
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So basically, Realism = Walking through levels that, in their linearity, are second only to railroads and shooting enemies that apparently have just been randomly drafted from the street, given a gun and a wacky costume and thrown onto aforementioned levels?
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Realism is all the movements they put into the game like when he runs, throws a grenade when he recharges, etc. |
So you're saying it's realistic because of the _ANIMATIONS_.
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no, I'm saying that the movements and all are realistic because it's the kind of movements we do, is this so hard to f*cking understand?
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| Metal_Pred wrote: | | Alph Tech / STUART wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | F R O S T wrote: | Turok Evolution.
Killzone sucks too. Could we be anymore linear? Ever heard of jumping? |
you got to be kidding me. Killzone is one realistic awesome game.
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So basically, Realism = Walking through levels that, in their linearity, are second only to railroads and shooting enemies that apparently have just been randomly drafted from the street, given a gun and a wacky costume and thrown onto aforementioned levels?
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Realism is all the movements they put into the game like when he runs, throws a grenade when he recharges, etc. |
So you're saying it's realistic because of the _ANIMATIONS_.
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no, I'm saying that the movements and all are realistic because it's the kind of movements we do, is this so hard to f*cking understand? |
A soldier should be able to jump...
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | Alph Tech / STUART wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | F R O S T wrote: | Turok Evolution.
Killzone sucks too. Could we be anymore linear? Ever heard of jumping? |
you got to be kidding me. Killzone is one realistic awesome game.
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So basically, Realism = Walking through levels that, in their linearity, are second only to railroads and shooting enemies that apparently have just been randomly drafted from the street, given a gun and a wacky costume and thrown onto aforementioned levels?
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Realism is all the movements they put into the game like when he runs, throws a grenade when he recharges, etc. |
So you're saying it's realistic because of the _ANIMATIONS_.
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no, I'm saying that the movements and all are realistic because it's the kind of movements we do, is this so hard to f*cking understand? |
A soldier should be able to jump... |
True, one of the things i didnt like of Killzone is that, but you can't say that Killzone sucks just because of that, it's like saying Halo 2 sucks because a friend in co-op can't ride on a tank with you.
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| Metal_Pred wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | Alph Tech / STUART wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | F R O S T wrote: | Turok Evolution.
Killzone sucks too. Could we be anymore linear? Ever heard of jumping? |
you got to be kidding me. Killzone is one realistic awesome game.
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So basically, Realism = Walking through levels that, in their linearity, are second only to railroads and shooting enemies that apparently have just been randomly drafted from the street, given a gun and a wacky costume and thrown onto aforementioned levels?
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Realism is all the movements they put into the game like when he runs, throws a grenade when he recharges, etc. |
So you're saying it's realistic because of the _ANIMATIONS_.
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no, I'm saying that the movements and all are realistic because it's the kind of movements we do, is this so hard to f*cking understand? |
A soldier should be able to jump... |
True, one of the things i didnt like of Killzone is that, but you can't say that Killzone sucks just because of that, it's like saying Halo 2 sucks because a friend in co-op can't ride on a tank with you. |
Maybe we should stop doing this.
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Please do; that hurts my eyes.
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Worst games... hmm wheres my list.
(Fixes Glasses)
Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes
Twisted Metal 3
Twisted Metal 4
Drake of the 99 dragons
Enter the Matrix
Golden Eye: Rouge Agent
Jet Lei: Rise to Honor
Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
Coded Arms
Metal gear: Snakes Revenge
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Run Like hell
Star Wars Episode III ROTS
ATV off road fury 2
Trust me I'll continue later.
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| Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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Worst game, not worst 50 games you can think of right now.
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