worst times to get wood?

Pieh · Gender: Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1647

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Me fav was "At a femnist rally"

like wearing a KKK hood to the Source Awards. XD

Not applicable to ladies...unless you try really REALLY hard.
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helmet boy · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:50 pm Post subject:

fugging funny
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Raziel · Gender: Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Posts: 209 Location: The Abyss

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helmet boy · Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:36 am Post subject:

has anyone here gotten wood during math class
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Sal · Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:15 am Post subject:

unfortunately, my math teacher was an old ugly lady...

my biology teacher, however... yep, she was a sexy little teacheress...
any of you had some stimulating teachers? (and i mean like female teachers, not wookie teachers Razz

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Aramor · Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:31 am Post subject:

I had a nice biology teacher... but pretty much all of the times I got wood during her lessons was because I was almost falling asleep, and when you wake up, the blood in your body remembers what it's supposed to do... go through your body... and at certain places it lingers... which results in a hard-on...

Besides her, there were two other very nice teachers on my previous school... one of them also kinda liked me, and I also had quite some laughs with the other. I kinda almost had a date with the second one to go to the premier of Epi III Razz

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Pieh · Gender: Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1647

most of my teachers are pretty old, but I had this substitute teacher for about 3 months when my regular teacher broke her ankle.....

hoo boy..
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siliconsara · Gender: Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Western NY

And this is why I am glad I do not have a penis.

What's the worse us ladies can do? Get stiff nipples?
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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Pregnant.
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helmet boy · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:34 am Post subject:

the thing is, my math teacher is an ugly old indian woman. infact the only hot teacher in the school is the sex ed one. which doesnt help to much.
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Sal · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:35 am Post subject:

amyltrer · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject:

I have only sexy womans as teachers...... But I'm a girl and it gives no good to me. Sad

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helmet boy · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

Frost · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject:

angelusraptor · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:58 pm Post subject:

Oh, well you can always make it work Wink

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Robot Chicken Koko · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:10 pm Post subject:

Anywhere in public is bad. Think Anchorman. . . .

I remember getting a woody in the pool just before adult swim was whistled. I ran into the parking lot and hid under a car.
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Sal · Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:07 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject:

Pieh · Gender: Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1647

jedib1 · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:49 pm Post subject:

:shock: never wear stretchy pajamas when u think your gonna get a ..

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