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Mortain



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:53 am    Post subject: I eat babies! Reply with quote

Ok now since I have your attention.. *laughs*

I'm an old fart from Tacoma Washington.
I draw, I write and I roleplay! Fear me!

Not bad for 31 eh?

*chuckles and runs off*
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, it's official... no more illiterate 15 year olds!!!

Welcome.

I think I'm becoming obsessed with illiterate 15 year olds...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks. I'm in a -really- odd mood this morning. No coffee. Go figure.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was thinking about getting a coffee addiction... but my girlfriend is kinda against it, she sais I already have to much addictions Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh god, not the cat...

It's xeno! Who am I gonna call?

Noobbusters!


And if you aren't Mr Xeno, welcome to the forums.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wlecome.

i actually came here to read something about those babies... Confused

but welcome anyway...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
I was thinking about getting a coffee addiction... but my girlfriend is kinda against it, she sais I already have to much addictions Razz


Yea, I find myself getting up in the morning and saying to myself ' I think i'll get myself an *insert cofee, drug or whatever* addiction today'...NOT.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello Mortain! Welcome to ye old fasion ALP Forum!

Aramor wrote:
I think I'm becoming obsessed with illiterate 15 year olds...

Truly? Didn't notice...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh god, not the cat...

It's xeno!


I don't think so. Xeno was never able to write so many words without any horrible in your face spelling mistake - that was beyond his linguistic skills.

Mentally, however, these two seem to be very much alike...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh god, not the cat...



HEEY!!!!

IT WAS ME WHO FOUND THE CAT!!!!!!! NOT XENO!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You, Xeno, Agent 47... It's confusing sometimes.

However, I have to admit: you're the nicest of the Norwegian boys...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You, Xeno, Agent 47... It's confusing sometimes.

However, I have to admit: you're the nicest of the Norwegian boys...


heey Thanks mate...!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

vevlaa wrote:
Munan wrote:
You, Xeno, Agent 47... It's confusing sometimes.

However, I have to admit: you're the nicest of the Norwegian boys...


heey Thanks mate...!


As accolades go; that ranks alongside being the tallest man in a room full of jockeys.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah man, now that's just rude... here, have 50 points.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many points do I need for The Ultimate Premium Special Platinum Collector's Edition Once-In-A-Lifetime Limited Aramor of the Century Version?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

666... but then you just get a 5% discount.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

666.... eeh?

want a free cookie?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got plans to take over the world... after I do that, I can get all the noo... cookies I want...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:12 pm    Post subject: Re: I eat babies! Reply with quote

Mortain wrote:
Ok now since I have your attention.. *laughs*

I finally thought that there was someone here I could relate to...grr.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to ALP! I am the resident Pred pr0n Princess. If you need any naked Yautja, I am at your service! Chains, whips, bound dreadlocks, naked butts, kinbaku, you name it, I've got it!

If not...well...welcome to ALP anyway =)
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seppuku
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Seppuku


No seppuku in stock. In fact I never stocked it to begin with. But I have lots of bukkake!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No seppuku in stock. In fact I never stocked it to begin with. But I have lots of bukkake!


"bukkake

1.variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.
2.bukkake can also mean a Japanese noodle preparation method (doused with dashi)"

please tell me you mean the second definition... coz i've got this nagging suspicion that it's the first... Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think noodles go so well with butts and balls *snicker*...unless you have some sort of noodle fetish...then I can help you with that anyway!

*draws a naked Pred in a bowl of ramen*
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