Wine and the Outdoors

Grimoire · Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 56 Location: Covered in moss

Right, random poll:

You're sitting outside enjoying the (finally) lovely weather, with a nice glass of wine (or tipple of your choice).

You reach for your glass and discover that a bug has died (happily) in your drink. Do you:

a) Discard the drink and get a new one
b) Fish the bug out and keep drinking

or

c) Keep drinking, and enjoy the extra protein
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Depends. Is it a horse fly or a fire ant?

siliconsara · Gender: Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Western NY

Ants = Added lemon flavor.
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Blaster · Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject:

Probably b.

On an unrelated note: -(Bloo)-, check your PMs! To do this, click on the mailbox button which appears in between the "profile" and "log out" buttons.
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

I never usually got PMs anywhere, so I thought this forum would be the same. My bad.

angelusraptor · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:21 am Post subject:

I'ld enter my house, scoop the bug out, and dip in into my fishtank. Chomp.
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oxide · Gender: Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Posts: 61 Location: Malaysia

Fish it out and drink it lah, would be a waste otherwise! anyway its just a bug
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angelusraptor · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:28 am Post subject:

oxide · Gender: Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Posts: 61 Location: Malaysia

Samy · Gender: Joined: 05 Oct 2005 Posts: 233

just fish it out and keep drinking, it's just a bug Twisted Evil

angelusraptor · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:46 pm Post subject:

Feed it to my fishes, hehe.
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Pieh · Gender: Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1647

it depends what kind of bug. Cause like what if it was poisonous or something...
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

That's what I said. If it was a regular ant, sure, I would still eat it. If it were a beetle, porabably. If it were a damn fire ant, hell no.

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:43 pm Post subject:

What the hell would I be doing outside? The only time I'm outside is when I'm going to or leaving the bar...
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Alternate Spideygal · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject:

Aramor you drunk, lol.

I would get a new drink. Cause bugs other than slugs and worms are gross.
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Over in Asia they aren't. Ask whoever is from Asia here. I eat bugs if they're in the way. Not if I want to. Besides, think of brain food!

Complex_Number_States · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:19 pm Post subject:

If it were something nasty, like, say, Budweiser, I would be glad for the excuse to dump it out.

But since you stipulated the "tipple of my choice", I ain't gonna waste none!

And on that note, I will be driving to Houston tomorrow for my best friend's wedding, which will give me the opportunity to pick up some of my favorite beer in the whole wide world, St. Arnold Amber Ale!!

Woohoo!!!
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Azrael · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:01 pm Post subject:

It would be awkward finding an alien in my drink. Razz

I'd probably dump it.
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

An Alien? Heheh. A Winburster.

angelusraptor · Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:40 am Post subject:

Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

For the record, this saying is true for some people: "I eat bugs for breakfast!"

Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

Really depends on the bug and where I might be drinking.

Usually I'd just fish the little fucker out and happily keep chugging down the liquid, but if it's a wasp, I'm not touching it. I don't care if the chance of getting stung if small and it doesn't really hurt that much. Those things freak me out.

Also, if I'm by myself, or outside a bar or something, I'll fish it out. However, I'm still too much of a pussy to completely ignore what people think of me, so if I'm in the company of one of those prissy yuppie assholes, that are dumb enough to pay me for ruining their property, I'll just leave the glass there.
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Wasps? God damn those things creep the hell out of me. I would gladly smack it with the book I would be reading, and if it's still not dead, I'm going to go Jedi on it with my Lightsaber (Ok, so it's not real, but I technically bought a two-sided one and re-built it with some new stuff in it. Like high temperature). If that still doesn't work, screw it, I didn't start a drawing for nothing.

Grimoire · Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 56 Location: Covered in moss

Well, (b) is what I do generally.

It appears, by the standards of this forum, that this practice, if uncouth, is at least widespread.

I'd also always assumed that the alcohol sterilized the bug cooties to some extent, although that's probably only the case with straight 100+ proof liquor. It would be a fun experiment to plate out buggy vs. bug-free wine, and see what grows...
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Hmm. Really? I always thought of bugs being cleaned when in some sort of liquid. Damn, if I was wrong, I have a sh*t load of bacteria from the past bugs I've eaten. Heheheh. Might of caused my darker skin, but screw that, I think it looks sort of cool. And I'm different from most people giving me my personality.

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