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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salvatore wrote:
is "cutting off" a euphemism for anal penetration?


Hahaha...now that's comedy... Laughing


Damn it, now I have a mental image of Double_Agent getting battered in the batty on the way to school. Crying or Very sad
Thanks Salvatore Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't thank me. thank the bastards that did it to Mango.
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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salvatore wrote:
is "cutting off" a euphemism for anal penetration?

i'm just asking...


I was driving. What do you think?
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i don't think, i'm just asking.

Salvatore wrote:
i'm just asking...

see?
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I was driving.


So you were the butch...Just who buggered who? Confused
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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was driving. And this soon-to-be dead bastard, just drove right in front of me, while he was behind me. I was going over the speed-limit, so why would he do that? I don't know.
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A different time, a different scene, I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean... but if I were gay...


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*sigh* we're really giving Mango a hard time... ah, good times... good times...
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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*sigh* we're really giving Mango a hard-on... ah, good times... good times...


Cool
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can change my target right now if it comes to that. If you know what I mean. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Double anal penetration?

Sorry... I'll shut up now...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I might consider changing my target then.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread really took a bad turn at the ontopic/homosex intersection.

Seriously.

The only thing gayer than this would propably be seven guys doing six guys.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lets get on topic then.

I'd still want to nuke that guy.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'de nuke the Mediterranean Sea for many reasons.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Care to explain some of them?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
This thread really took a bad turn at the ontopic/homosex intersection.


Which is bad because...?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
This thread really took a bad turn at the ontopic/homosex intersection.


Which is bad because...?
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Looking at the topic and the overall quality of the thread in general, well.

I guess it really isn't. I take it back.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You surprised me there...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogue_Agent wrote:
Care to explain some of them?


1. It nearly drowned me.
2. That's where I lost my hamster.
3. I heard the Lochness monster moved there because Lochness seemed too suspiscious.
4. I had a bad dream about it.
5. It's connected to the "red" sea and the "black" (Not being rascist, I'm talking about darkness and shadows and all that stuff) sea which made me have that nightmare.
6. At least one of the above may happen again.
7. I almost got bumped off into it because some type of big fish wanted to eat me, but then it left me alone. Damn, it was a creepy experience.
8. At least one of the above may happen again.
9. I don't like going there; it gives me a chilly feeling.
10. All of the above CAN happen again.
11. Lastly, I AM going back there eaither this year or next.
12. 11 WILL happen more than once. I don't want to wake up next to a stranded guy in a fish. Plus I may see my hamster in there.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
The only thing gayer than this would propably be seven guys doing six guys.


Or a dude shaving his legs while singin Like A Virgin... because we all know what that song is really about...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I start my summer job Monday, right across the street from Will Rogers's old house.

But there is no point in nuking him, he is already dead.

So I would probably just nuke Chef Boyardee.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
Or a dude shaving his legs while singin Like A Virgin... because we all know what that song is really about...


dick dick dick dick dick dick dick...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many dicks is that?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So I would probably just nuke Chef Boyardee.


What in the f*ck? Chef Boyardee? Might as well be Tony the Tiger, the Quaker man and the BK King while your at it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How many dicks is that?



a lot.
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