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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Read Day of the Triffids, should give a good starter point. Triffids are very similiar to zombies in all ways that count, so a plan agasint them should be effective against zombies.


Plus, when we finally get to the Isle of Wight (that was the correct island, right?) we don't have to go looking for Triffid seeds every now and then...

Man, I love that book... I read it like 3 times (in english) and it stays awesome... anyone here read The Chrysalids?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would those cool triffid-gun thigs that they made work against zombies?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, if you aim at the neck it should work...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

anything would do, with a Headshot/Neckshot.......


even a hammer Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i hammer would be good, but the thing is it would take 2 or 3 hits to kill it plus you cant tell a fugging zed to stay still.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are moving so slowly that you can hit them blindfolded.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, but would you rather attack them from 3 feet away with a bat, or half a foot away with a hammer? plus those bitchs have teeth.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got teeth too......
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, but your not going to try and eat my flesh due to the fact you infected by something.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My zombie plan was to prepare like a storm was going to hit: clean water, non-perishable food...a camper's pack would do fine as well (ones that collect water in the air...assuming that the zombie virus isn't airborne).

I would make sure that the people I bring with me are zombie-virus free (checking for bite marks o' course)

And to top it off, I will find an abandoned house with at least an upstairs floor...check for zombies, and then destroy the stairwell/staircase as well as board up the windows and destroy any trees whos branches touch the house.

And then wait until this whole thing blows over. ;P
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

good plan s2. and also the reason i choose the prison is if it doesnt blow over, we got land to put crops on.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dont get it,just take cover in a homemade nuclear shelter [aka ur basement] with shit load food supplies and wait.
zombies r undead but not immortal and they actually need 2 feed themselves with fresh meat regulary,otherwise they simply get weak and die.
if u live on a small island or somethin si even easier,just put it in quarantine and gather everybody to a stronghold,like a prison as dunn said b4,not letting anybody go out.
zombies are gonna re-die all b4 all ur supplies r depleted and theres no fucking way z's can take down well trained army troops defending a well protected and elevated perimeter,without using seige or long range weapons,and we all now z's rotten brain barely allows them 2 stand up,let alone handing weapons or elaborating strategies.
point is,z's r the least deadly,weakest of all the monsters,they r just walking corpses so u just hv2 let em die,theres no even need 2 waste bullets on them.
definetly unwhorty preys even for the most unskilled yautja,'d say.

now,real zombies [who said they dont exist?) r completely a different matter,but they r totally unharmful anyways,as they are not undead looking for human flesh to devour but just ppl who r actually put under som e sort of drug/hypnosis 2 enslave them to a houngan,a voodoo sorcer,4 his own purposes...so when/if they awake he'll probably be the only one suffering the consequences. XD

want to know more about it?check thsi out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent spelling Oinky Wink

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yeah, but your not going to try and eat my flesh due to the fact you infected by something.


Wouldn't say that too hard...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But what if they're like zombies from '28 Days Later'? Surprised *sticks a stick in the wheel of controvesy*
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeha i tought about that...in fact wht i was suggestin was pretty much the same thing they did in the movie,they put england [which is an island] in quarantine n waited till all the z's stared 2 death b4 rescuing possible survivors,as the infection was restricted within uk boundaries only.
easy and clean,no use to waste nukes on dead bodies,better spare them for a more insidious treat as islamic terrorists...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Would those cool triffid-gun thigs that they made work against zombies?

Even cooler: Gravity Gun plus saw-blade... gif coming soon to a browser near you...

Also, Okinage, the longevity of zombies depends on what sort. Yes, biologically created zombies (virus, mutation, whatev) will have a limited life expectancy, as thier processes are wholy secular in nature and thus are perishable. Supernatural zombies on the other hand (Voodoo and such), although they might decompose more and mroe over time, do not die until whatever sustains their existence is smote.

Also about bio-zombies. You have to totally quarantine your living space, burn dead zombies, and treat any injury with a gallon of rubbing alcahol. Even if the virus can only supposedly be contianed within living (or recently living) matter, what if there are remnants of zombie flesh in your vicinity and you accidently rub your paper cut on it? Even worse: the virus in question mutates to become airborne. Poodoo big times.

Anyway, I'd actually seal myself and my buddies off on a boat. Just dock or weigh anchor at any location we'd need for equipment/material raids, and if the locale is too dangerous, we just move to a different area.

Of course, sooner or later a permanent establishment would have to be made/found if the zombie epidemic doesn't cease for an extended period of time, but for those first few years: ARRR!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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the infection was restricted within uk boundaries only.


Ahh but it wasn't. If you remember in the scene in the little shop, just after Mark and Seline save Jim, they're telling Jim what happened. Seline says that during the last TV/radio broadcasts there were reports of infection in Paris and somewhere else abroad (I forget where, Milan possibly). This doesn't surprise me, as the virus could be transported there by animals. Birds and fish could easily move the virus around between continents undetected.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One idea is to find an antidote for the zombification virus.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or just become a friggin zombie yourself... now that's my kinda plan...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Even worse: the virus in question mutates to become airborne. Poodoo big times.


This is off-topic...and really wierd...

U know the other day, I was thinking "If the HIV virus ever became an airborne virus... the human race, also the rest of earths living creatures, is royally fucked"

Anyone agree?

Anywhos...

I wouldn't want to be a zombie, but make me like Nemesis and give me a minigun and rocket launcher and I'll play guinea pig. ^^ I would like to be able to remember who I was and be halfway sentient, if not all the way.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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the infection was restricted within uk boundaries only.


Ahh but it wasn't. If you remember in the scene in the little shop, just after Mark and Seline save Jim, they're telling Jim what happened. Seline says that during the last TV/radio broadcasts there were reports of infection in Paris and somewhere else abroad (I forget where, Milan possibly). This doesn't surprise me, as the virus could be transported there by animals. Birds and fish could easily move the virus around between continents undetected.


i guess the virus just propagated trhu infected persons that first escaped [remember when the other talks about ppl trying to get on a plane and were assaulted by some infected].
now if the virus mutated to an airborne form,the whole life on the planet will b threatened as even birds,dogs and any other creature could be tinfacted n turn into a z (like in RE),reducing drastically any survival chance.
the only solution then would be to fly on the moon on a rocket,i suppose.ROFL

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I wouldn't want to be a zombie, but make me like Nemesis and give me a minigun and rocket launcher and I'll play guinea pig. ^^


That thing was just a Super Mutant rip off...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Or just become a friggin zombie yourself... now that's my kinda plan...


That's not possible because there's no virus that could live in your acidic blood.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the contrary. Microorganisms and viruses have been found to survive in extremely 'unhabitable' places. Hell, there are terrestrial bacteria that could survive space travel, atmospheric re-entry, and impact.

It's true.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the Second: Simple-Celled Bacteria!!

He travels to another planet, mutates to a fugger, and makes more sisters.
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