Zombie Survival Thread

Raziel · Gender: Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Posts: 209 Location: The Abyss

Would those cool triffid-gun thigs that they made work against zombies?
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:48 am Post subject:

Well, if you aim at the neck it should work...
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Corporal Waffle · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:58 am Post subject:

anything would do, with a Headshot/Neckshot.......

even a hammer Razz

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helmet boy · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:12 am Post subject:

i hammer would be good, but the thing is it would take 2 or 3 hits to kill it plus you cant tell a fugging zed to stay still.
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amyltrer · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:42 am Post subject:

They are moving so slowly that you can hit them blindfolded.
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helmet boy · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:12 am Post subject:

yeah, but would you rather attack them from 3 feet away with a bat, or half a foot away with a hammer? plus those bitchs have teeth.
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amyltrer · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:15 am Post subject:

I got teeth too......
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helmet boy · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:14 am Post subject:

yeah, but your not going to try and eat my flesh due to the fact you infected by something.
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siliconsara · Gender: Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 614 Location: Western NY

My zombie plan was to prepare like a storm was going to hit: clean water, non-perishable food...a camper's pack would do fine as well (ones that collect water in the air...assuming that the zombie virus isn't airborne).

I would make sure that the people I bring with me are zombie-virus free (checking for bite marks o' course)

And to top it off, I will find an abandoned house with at least an upstairs floor...check for zombies, and then destroy the stairwell/staircase as well as board up the windows and destroy any trees whos branches touch the house.

And then wait until this whole thing blows over. ;P
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helmet boy · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:15 am Post subject:

good plan s2. and also the reason i choose the prison is if it doesnt blow over, we got land to put crops on.
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ONIKAGE · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 107

dont get it,just take cover in a homemade nuclear shelter [aka ur basement] with shit load food supplies and wait.
zombies r undead but not immortal and they actually need 2 feed themselves with fresh meat regulary,otherwise they simply get weak and die.
if u live on a small island or somethin si even easier,just put it in quarantine and gather everybody to a stronghold,like a prison as dunn said b4,not letting anybody go out.
zombies are gonna re-die all b4 all ur supplies r depleted and theres no fucking way z's can take down well trained army troops defending a well protected and elevated perimeter,without using seige or long range weapons,and we all now z's rotten brain barely allows them 2 stand up,let alone handing weapons or elaborating strategies.
point is,z's r the least deadly,weakest of all the monsters,they r just walking corpses so u just hv2 let em die,theres no even need 2 waste bullets on them.
definetly unwhorty preys even for the most unskilled yautja,'d say.

now,real zombies [who said they dont exist?) r completely a different matter,but they r totally unharmful anyways,as they are not undead looking for human flesh to devour but just ppl who r actually put under som e sort of drug/hypnosis 2 enslave them to a houngan,a voodoo sorcer,4 his own purposes...so when/if they awake he'll probably be the only one suffering the consequences. XD

want to know more about it?check thsi out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie

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Aramor · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:09 pm Post subject:

Excellent spelling Oinky Wink

Pirator · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject:

But what if they're like zombies from '28 Days Later'? Surprised

*sticks a stick in the wheel of controvesy*

ONIKAGE · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 107

yeha i tought about that...in fact wht i was suggestin was pretty much the same thing they did in the movie,they put england [which is an island] in quarantine n waited till all the z's stared 2 death b4 rescuing possible survivors,as the infection was restricted within uk boundaries only.
easy and clean,no use to waste nukes on dead bodies,better spare them for a more insidious treat as islamic terrorists...

PEACE
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Simon_Says · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject:

Pirator · Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:10 am Post subject:

amyltrer · Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:18 pm Post subject:

One idea is to find an antidote for the zombification virus.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:25 pm Post subject:

Or just become a friggin zombie yourself... now that's my kinda plan...
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Frost · Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:04 pm Post subject:

ONIKAGE · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 107

Aramor · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:35 am Post subject:

amyltrer · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:16 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:26 pm Post subject:

On the contrary. Microorganisms and viruses have been found to survive in extremely 'unhabitable' places. Hell, there are terrestrial bacteria that could survive space travel, atmospheric re-entry, and impact.

It's true.
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angelusraptor · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:33 pm Post subject:

Aramor the Second: Simple-Celled Bacteria!!

He travels to another planet, mutates to a fugger, and makes more sisters.
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