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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ten. I count too. To bad I can't upload pictures from my computer. (now don't make illusions that you'll ever see me naked Embarassed )


I'll give you ten dollars!

Wait, even better, I'll come to visit you!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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fuck yeah, *pelvic thrust*

how'd you remember I was asian dunn?


And I still don't know where you reside..
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I reside in jolly old london town.


london=New York.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ten. I count too. To bad I can't upload pictures from my computer. (now don't make illusions that you'll ever see me naked Embarassed )


I'll give you ten dollars!

Wait, even better, I'll come to visit you!!!


*Hands Aramor a digital camera*

Do not lose it!!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I already lost it...

Not the camera though, something else... I think I'd better go to bed Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok, here is one i found on a other forum


The info you provide should contain the following:


Weapons
Armor
Equipment
Base of Operations
Strategy

Pretty simple, I'll start.

Weapons

CHINESE BROADSWORD
Great for close quarters combat. Large, sharp, and designed for quick fluid motions. The cleaving power is unrivaled.


SHOTGUN
If you don't have one of these, I should kill you myself. Quick to load, powerful as fuck, with the stopping power of a brick wall, and the uncanny ability to make heads disappear.


PUDAO
The reach of a staff, with a big fucking blade at the end. This shouldn't need any explanation.

Armor
Long sleeve underarmor shirt
Tight-fitting jeans (thick)
Steel-toe boots (very important)
Some form form of shin and knee guards
Thick gloves
Tough leather forearm guards
Leather biker jacket
Motorcycle helmet (just in case)

Equipment
Crowbar (necessary)
Propane Tanks
Camping Stoves
Coals
Candles
Flashlights
Batteries
Lanterns
Lighters
Fuel
Matches
Earplugs
Beef Jerky
MREs
Ramen
WATER
(NOTE: all supplies must be stock-piled. Collect AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!)

Base of Operations
Any house with two or more stories. The second story (or more) should be rather large. Enough to support at least 10 people for an extended period. Take all of your supplies, and everything you may need that is downstairs, and carry it all upstairs as quickly as possible. As soon as this is done, destroy the stairs. This can be done with an axe. Using explosives is not recommended, as it could damage the house. Have a rope latter prepared, and attach it at the top of the now-demolished stairs, rolled up. When this is done, the zombies will be completely unable to reach you. The last thing you should do, finally, is fill all the bath tubs and sinks with water while it's still running. This should give you just a little extra water. You never know if you might end up needing it.

Strategy
Now that the house is fortified, let's get to business. Ass mentioned above, you should have a group of no less than ten people. It's time to clean out the neighborhood. If the house has ledges or platforms, this is good. You can crawl to them from the windows, and use them as sniping points. The neighborhood you choose should be suburban. Not the middle of nowhere, but far enough away from more poulated areas that zombies won't often stray to you. Now, if there are any zombies staggering about the area, dispose of them quickly, and silently, if possible. Once there are no more zombies in sight, send a team of three armed people with bags. Have this team go to every house in the neighborhood and dispatch any hiding zombies. Remember to watch out for closets and closed doors. Zombies could be lurking only inches behind them. When the area is secured, ransack the house. Everything you can use, take it. Now, you may feel bad about pillaging grandma's house, but remember, she broke the cardinal rule: she died.

When you have all you need, go back to your base. Ascend the rope ladder, bringing with you your spoils. You should have enough weapons and supplies to last your team for awhile. If you find you are running low, send a team of five in a vehicle (preferrably a van or truck) to the nearest store. If you see it is too over-crowded, leave immidiately, and take a round-about trip back, in case you are followed.

On a last note, if the zombies are nearby your base (possibly surrounding it), make sure everybody has a set of earplugs. Hearing the moan of a horde of zombies is enough to drive men insane. Put the plugs in as you sleep to drown out the constant noise, and always have a few men on watch at night.

That's all I can think of for now. Have at it.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i actualy have a group and an escape plan if we have a zombie apocolypse. its like 6 people and we all play a part its cool. we actualy hole up in my friend's karate studio at the first sighn of infestation. we have food and weapons stockpiled there(mainly because we hangout there already and have to have our snakes and we just like hitting eachother with weapons. but its good for this too.) from there we wait for there to be a national emergency declaerd. at that the corcoran prison will be evacuated. then we jump on our bikes and dirt bikes and quad's and high tail it to the prison. we know the gayrds there so the'll let us in. the prison is like the older designed ones with the 10 ft concrete walls and the gaurd towers and the ability to lock down any area of the prison. and the prison is desigend to have 6 months of food stockpiled for all the prison's residents. we could stayu there for years if need be. and of couse a generator with ample gas supplies. but we'd have to use the power sparingly unless we wanted to go on gas raids. then we stay there on the radios and puttin on plays and readin and stuff until the zombies all rotted away or until we heard an order to nuke our area. in wich case we go into out handy dandy fall out shelter in the basement.
...damn we have this too worked out lol.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey, did you see my plan. i dont think anyone is as prepared as me.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weapons:
My hands and my teeth

Armor:
Rotting flesh and what I'm wearing when I get infected

Equipment:
Well... uhm... the above?

Base of Operations:
The entire infected area

Strategy:
Infect as many people as I can
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aramor, its zombie survial thread, not how to survie as a zombie.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess Aramor's strategy to survive zombie attacks is to not make it hard for himself and the zombies, and just get zombified.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah well, rommel dunn is a bit... retarded... caus I already posted earlier that, in my opinion, the best way to survive a zombie plague is to join the zombie plague.

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

"That which does not kill me, only makes me stronger!"

Don't now the relevance of those quotes, but I felt like quoting them...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and aramor is going to die a young and horrible death at the age of 27.

oh, and about zombie survial. to beat the zombies the lazy ass way just put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you beat the zombies that way? You're weird...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, you dont become zombie food.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

20 Terrawatt laser, it can atomize a tank on the other side of the world.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a what?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a 20 tera watt laser is a laser with a power of 20 trillion watts.
1 tera watt = 1.000.000.000.000 watts.

rather useful when you run out on light bulbs.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In that case, I'll just sit in my Eva and instigate Third Impact...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
amyltrer wrote:
Ten. I count too. To bad I can't upload pictures from my computer. (now don't make illusions that you'll ever see me naked Embarassed )


I'll give you ten dollars!

Wait, even better, I'll come to visit you!!!


You'll have to wait your turn.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool, how long is the queue?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorta 95842658798.... I have more admirers than you sisters.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

amyltrer wrote:
Sorta 95842658798.... I have more admirers than you sisters.


I find that hard to believe. If that is true, then there's a lot of masochistic people out there...more than others thought possible.
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Natiliana wrote:
20 Terrawatt laser, it can atomize a tank on the other side of the world.

A waepon like that would be rather unpractical, power plants are hard to move around
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Besides, we are delving into the world of magical realism here, not outright fantasy. Were zombies to appear in THIS world, a world that does NOT have lasers in the terawatt range, what would you do?
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