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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:58 pm    Post subject: I WANT A F@$KING BANANA! Reply with quote

due to a tropical storm that hit australia, 90% of all of australias banana crops were wiped out. bananas are pretty high on the rise so chance's of me getting a banana are low. BUT, ive been thinking for awhile how to get a banana over here without breaking the law. any ideas?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well if you yell really loud now, I'll throw in a Bananabomb to where you live.. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I second that...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

im yelling but i got no bananas yet Laughing

anyway aramor im not going to try that plan because i need a way to get them over here fresh.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... Amazone? Marktplaats?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what the hell are you talking about.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not loud enough!! *baseball bat poke*

If you ever stop by Singapore, you can have all the bananas in my place... seriously, I think my dad bought too many of those a few days back..
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Other places where you can buy stuff... oh yeah, don't forget Bol.com...

Would be funny to buy a banana on eBay...

I once tried to sell Germany on Marktplaats...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this just in, i found out on the news that bananas now cost 35kg!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They cost at 35kg?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry, i meant $35 a kg
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A kilogram is like...MORE THAN HALF A KILOGRAM!! JESUS
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What ever happened to that blight that was supposed to wipe out all the world's bananas within a certain number of years?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i actualy ate a banana before reading this post!!!!

lol

its no banana lack here in norway Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What ever happened to that blight that was supposed to wipe out all the world's bananas within a certain number of years?


<puffs chest out, strokes chin>
Oh, that got taken care of by some mysterious freedom fighter.
He came in like some righteous guerilla force and destroyed the lab that was creating the Banana Blight Serum.
We needed the potassium and fibre people.
IT HAD TO BE DONE!

Bananas... more like a gorilla force...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh sorry, its not 35 bucks a kilo, its 7 bucks.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will you be having vaseline with that?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes, 500g thanks.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avast me hearties, first to Norway where we pillage bananas and anything else we can find. Then we set sail for Aussie land! Fear not rommel, you're banana shortage will be short. You best be paying a good price though or you too will find yourself on the end of a good pillaging!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going to pillage him with a banana?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm eating a banana right now, and it's tasty. There's plenty of bananas in romanian markets.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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oh sorry, its not 35 bucks a kilo, its 7 bucks.


How much does a banana weigh, exactly?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

vevlaa wrote:
i actualy ate a banana before reading this post!!!!
its no banana lack here in norway


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I'm eating a banana right now, and it's tasty. There's plenty of bananas in romanian markets.


stop rubbing it in, you monsters, he's suffering already Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

im fine..........for now -_-

mah ma got us some banana's the other day just the day after the storm so the prices werent too high i just never saw them Embarassed

anyway there are only five left and they wont last forever.
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