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Gildude 14

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:59 am Post subject: Make a weapon out of... |
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this is a game for your imagination. The person above you will name a random object and you have to make it into a deadly weapon. You can use any tools you want to turn it into one. got it? ok!
I'll start with an easy one
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Krisjohn

Gender:  Joined: 02 Jul 2009 Posts: 44 Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:43 am Post subject: |
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I'll give an easy answer:
Plug it in, drop into swimming pool.
Next item:
Disco ball _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Attach it to a chain and pole and make a morningstar mace thingy out of it.
Next item:
A handkerchief. _________________
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Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:17 am Post subject: |
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put it into a bear bottle and light it on fire.
popsicle stick _________________ Bring it on Sally! |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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Sharpen, and stab that motherfucker in the eye!
USB stick. _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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Put a virus on it, then upload it to an alien mothership that will then crash (pun intended).
Next item:
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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Refuse to brush your teeth until your bouth is crawling with bacteria then bite intended target multiple times.
Next item.
Condum _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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stuff rat poison in it.
one of those bouncy balls from the quarter machines outside stores _________________ Bring it on Sally! |
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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NOW HOLD ON!
You didnt tell us how youd use that as a weapon! _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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it kinnda explains itself  _________________ Bring it on Sally! |
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Allow me to fix this topic.
A banana. _________________ Back in action |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Eat it and throw the peel at the top of a large staircase.
A postage stamp. _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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Put it on an envelope filled with anthrax and mail it to that annoying kid who used to bully you around.
Uhm, a videocamera. _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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THROW THAT SUCKAH! CAUSAH DA HEAD TRAUMAH!
*Ahem* Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech. _________________
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:58 am Post subject: |
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Recite it while interrupting a KKK meeting.
It'll be your own death, but still.
A fluffy pink elephant. _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:48 am Post subject: |
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put a bomb in it's trunk and give it to someone.
one of those twisty things that holds stuff in the packaging (they're so annoying!) _________________ Bring it on Sally! |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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Shove it up someone's ass.
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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show it to someone who likes aliens and hates preds
one of those small zip-lock bags people put drugs in _________________ Bring it on Sally!
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Lunabella

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:40 am Post subject: |
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Use it to smuggle sarin powder but while putting it in the smugglers ass, don't close the little zipper thing completely.
A plastic dessert spoon _________________ Back in action |
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Gildude 14

Gender:  Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 38 Location: My house
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:30 am Post subject: |
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put a touch sensitive bomb in the first bite of the desert hes using it for. _________________ Bring it on Sally! |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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2 inches of twine _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Digitaaliklosetti

Gender:  Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:03 am Post subject: |
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| Frost wrote: | | 2 inches of twine |
| Gildude 14 wrote: | put it into a bear bottle and light it on fire.
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Fiery bottled bears seem to solve most problems.
*edit*
Love and kisses. _________________ bitchez n hose |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:23 am Post subject: |
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Get aids.
Uhm, the space bar. _________________
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Gildude 14

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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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Slam someones head into it repeatedly and when it comes off shove it in his eye
water bottle paper _________________ Bring it on Sally! |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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Suffocate someone with it.
A cloud. _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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