crap about m&ms

wrincewind · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:06 am Post subject:

I read simon's entire thing twice, and I still don’t get the quote. Not even a little bit. I am obviously missing some huge, blatant joke at something or other.

"Calm yourself, Crispin. Nothing is going to go wrong. You think about m&m's in the old fashioned way. M&m's are not things; they are not even a process. They are a kind of shared dream. We dream that a small oval of chocolate covered in hard candy is worth the price of a substantial meal. Once you wake up from that dream, you can swim in a sea of m&m's.
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Sal · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:39 am Post subject:

wrincewind · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:44 am Post subject:

oh. I really need to see that.
arbitary m&m's joke;
that quote was from M&M is for Mars and Mars.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:33 pm Post subject:

I'm more proud of my second little quote than my first, truth be told.

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"How many are there?"

"Thirty-six, counted them myself!"

"BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD THIRTY-SEVEN!"

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*Karst and Munan are in Berlin. A crowd is throwing M&M's into a giant bonfire whilst Nazis march the perimeter.*

Munan: Young man, we are pilgrims in an unholy land...

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And because I've thought up of a better version than my previous Matrix spoof...

Do not try to resist the M&M's, instead, try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There are no M&M's.

Hey! Where did they all go?

:)
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Sal · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:37 pm Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:44 pm Post subject:

Azrael · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:07 am Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:39 pm Post subject:

You know, we should do that. I'd totally dig being the bad guy for once.

But this time, you make the thread.
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:55 am Post subject:

I thought there was already a thread for it...
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Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:05 pm Post subject:

At my signal, unleash M&M's.
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ithorianjedi · Gender: Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 14

Enough is enough I had it with these mother fucking M&MS on this mother fucking plane.

Sal · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:17 am Post subject:

ithorianjedi · Gender: Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 14

I edited it.
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barryscott-reincarnated=] · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject:

i dont know if its been done.

"all your m&ms are belong to us"
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:39 am Post subject:

There are M&M's here that never sleep.

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This is blasphemy, this is madness!

Madness? THIS!!! IS!!! MARSBAR!!!
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:13 pm Post subject:

A thousand M&M's of the Marsbar Empire, descend upon you! Our wrappers will blot out the sun!
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Twistys · Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:22 am Post subject:

Michelle: Oh! And this one time... at candy camp... I stuck a M&M in my pu**y!
Jim:Excuse me?
Michelle: What? You think I don't know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of candy camp is... sex-ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cuz I'm getting kind of antsy!

Very disturbing association. Flutes -> M&M's. Okey, I leave this to the pros. I'm not witty enough.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:55 am Post subject:

Théoden: I have fought many candy wars, Master Dwarf. I know how to defend my own shelve. They will break upon this fortress like water on rock. Saruman’s hordes will pillage and eat. We’ve seen it before. Twix's can be rebought. Vending machines rebuilt. Within these wrappers, we will outlast them.
Aragorn: They do not come to destroy Rohan’s Twix's or vending machines. They come to eat it's M&M's. Down to the last color!
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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:36 pm Post subject:

These are no rabble of mindless smarties! These are M&Ms. Their chocolate is thick, their coating broad!
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MrCeleron · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:15 am Post subject:

I was at a friends house the other day with about 25 other people and one of my friends is sitting next to me. He happens to be a magician. A leans over to me and says "which color has the most in that bowl of m&m's?". We decide that the blue has the most so he gets everyones attention and says "Don't eat the blue ones." and then passes the bowl. Everyone goes on talking and doing whatever. About 15 minutes later the bowl gets passed back into his hands which only blue m&m's left. Everyone kind of laughs and goes back to talking. He leans over to me again and says "Now I get to eat all the blue m&m's."

I am not sure why I have a story about m&m's...

Frost · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:25 am Post subject:

M&M's... They melt in your hands, but not in your mouth.
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Spock · Gender: Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Western US

Palpatine- Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plageus (sp?)

Anakin- No.

Palpatine- I thought not. It is not a story any Jedi would want to tell you. Darth Plageus was a wise and powerful Sith. He was so powerful in fact, that he could even save friends' M&Ms from being eaten.

Anakin- What happened to him?

Palpatine- Unfortunately he taught his apprentice everything he knew, and his apprentice ate his M&Ms while he slept. Ironic, he could save other M&Ms, but not his own....
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Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:45 pm Post subject:

Already done.
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Spock · Gender: Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Posts: 756 Location: Western US

ahh, crapper.

Uncle Owen- Luke, I want you to get these new M&Ms cleaned up before dinner

Luke- But I was gonna go to Tosche Station to pick up some Power M&Ms!

Uncle Owen- You can waste time with your M&Ms when your chores are done.
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