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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read simon's entire thing twice, and I still donít get the quote. Not even a little bit. I am obviously missing some huge, blatant joke at something or other.

"Calm yourself, Crispin. Nothing is going to go wrong. You think about m&m's in the old fashioned way. M&m's are not things; they are not even a process. They are a kind of shared dream. We dream that a small oval of chocolate covered in hard candy is worth the price of a substantial meal. Once you wake up from that dream, you can swim in a sea of m&m's.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wrincewind wrote:
I read simon's entire thing twice, and I still donít get the quote. Not even a little bit. I am obviously missing some huge, blatant joke at something or other.


it's from "V for Vendetta" the movie, i don't know the comic book unfortunately, so i can't say if it was there too.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh. I really need to see that.
arbitary m&m's joke;
that quote was from M&M is for Mars and Mars.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm more proud of my second little quote than my first, truth be told.

***

"How many are there?"

"Thirty-six, counted them myself!"

"BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD THIRTY-SEVEN!"


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*Karst and Munan are in Berlin. A crowd is throwing M&M's into a giant bonfire whilst Nazis march the perimeter.*

Munan: Young man, we are pilgrims in an unholy land...


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And because I've thought up of a better version than my previous Matrix spoof...

Do not try to resist the M&M's, instead, try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There are no M&M's.

Hey! Where did they all go?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm more proud of my second little quote than my first, truth be told.


you know what? i seem to have overlooked the second one, i was so absorbed by the V monologue.
yes, Raiders of the Lost Ark, damn this Simon! serves him right to have his face melted and head exploded eventually.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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serves him right to have his face melted and head exploded eventually.
Was that an intentional M&M reference?

Also what happened to that RPG we planned a while back? Indiana Karst and the Gravy of My Sausage?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal Paradise wrote:
wrincewind wrote:
I read simon's entire thing twice, and I still donít get the quote. Not even a little bit. I am obviously missing some huge, blatant joke at something or other.


it's from "V for Vendetta" the movie, i don't know the comic book unfortunately, so i can't say if it was there too.


Yes.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Also what happened to that RPG we planned a while back? Indiana Karst and the Gravy of My Sausage?


You left us.

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Simon: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new M&M so close to my own level?

Indiana Karst: Try the local sewer.


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Simon: You and I are very much alike. Candy is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure M&M. Our eating methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a chocolaty reflection of you. It would take only a Twix to make you like me. To push you out of the caramel.

Indiana Karst: Now you're getting nasty.


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Simon: What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological M&M. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something.

Indiana Karst: Ha ha ha.

Indiana Karst: Son of a Snickers...


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Indiana Karst: Simon.
Simon: Good afternoon, Doctor Karst.
Indiana Karst: I oughta eat your M&M's right now.
Simon: Not a very private place for a murder.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, we should do that. I'd totally dig being the bad guy for once.

But this time, you make the thread.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought there was already a thread for it...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At my signal, unleash M&M's.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Enough is enough I had it with these mother fucking M&MS on this mother fucking plane.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Enough is enough I had it with these mother fuc*ing M&MS on this mother fuc*ing plane.


that's alright, dude, you can say "fucking" here, as long as it serves some higher purpose.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I edited it.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont know if its been done.

"all your m&ms are belong to us"
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are M&M's here that never sleep.

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This is blasphemy, this is madness!

Madness? THIS!!! IS!!! MARSBAR!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A thousand M&M's of the Marsbar Empire, descend upon you! Our wrappers will blot out the sun!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle: Oh! And this one time... at candy camp... I stuck a M&M in my pu**y!
Jim:Excuse me?
Michelle: What? You think I don't know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of candy camp is... sex-ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cuz I'm getting kind of antsy!

Very disturbing association. Flutes -> M&M's. Okey, I leave this to the pros. I'm not witty enough.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thťoden: I have fought many candy wars, Master Dwarf. I know how to defend my own shelve. They will break upon this fortress like water on rock. Sarumanís hordes will pillage and eat. Weíve seen it before. Twix's can be rebought. Vending machines rebuilt. Within these wrappers, we will outlast them.
Aragorn: They do not come to destroy Rohanís Twix's or vending machines. They come to eat it's M&M's. Down to the last color!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

These are no rabble of mindless smarties! These are M&Ms. Their chocolate is thick, their coating broad!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was at a friends house the other day with about 25 other people and one of my friends is sitting next to me. He happens to be a magician. A leans over to me and says "which color has the most in that bowl of m&m's?". We decide that the blue has the most so he gets everyones attention and says "Don't eat the blue ones." and then passes the bowl. Everyone goes on talking and doing whatever. About 15 minutes later the bowl gets passed back into his hands which only blue m&m's left. Everyone kind of laughs and goes back to talking. He leans over to me again and says "Now I get to eat all the blue m&m's."

I am not sure why I have a story about m&m's...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

M&M's... They melt in your hands, but not in your mouth.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Palpatine- Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plageus (sp?)

Anakin- No.

Palpatine- I thought not. It is not a story any Jedi would want to tell you. Darth Plageus was a wise and powerful Sith. He was so powerful in fact, that he could even save friends' M&Ms from being eaten.

Anakin- What happened to him?

Palpatine- Unfortunately he taught his apprentice everything he knew, and his apprentice ate his M&Ms while he slept. Ironic, he could save other M&Ms, but not his own....
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Already done.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahh, crapper.

Uncle Owen- Luke, I want you to get these new M&Ms cleaned up before dinner

Luke- But I was gonna go to Tosche Station to pick up some Power M&Ms!

Uncle Owen- You can waste time with your M&Ms when your chores are done.
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