crap about m&ms

Aramor · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:53 pm Post subject:

Here ya go:

Frost · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:27 pm Post subject:

Thank you, Aramor. Also, yours was funny.

Where did you find the scripts at?
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject:

Google is thy friend...
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Frost · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:49 pm Post subject:

Of course. Thank you.
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:59 pm Post subject:

Vader: "I have your M&M's now!"

Obi Wan: "That's no moon, that's an M&M!"
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Frost · Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject:

"Yes, but other people don't pull your arms out of their sockets if they lose. M&M's have been known to do that."

STARWARS

"It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the big M&M has
been destroyed, M&M troops have driven the Rebel forces from
their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded M&M Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters
led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote
ice world of Hoth.
The evil lord of the M&M's, obsessed with finding young Skywalker,
has dispatched thousands of remote M&M Mini's into the far reaches of
space..."
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Aramor · Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:33 am Post subject:

Hold your ground! Hold your ground! M&Ms of Gondor, of Rohan. My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the chocolate coating of me! A day may come, when the courage of M&Ms fails, when we forsake our packages and break all bonds of Candyship, but it is not this day! An hour of teeth and shattered peanuts when a pack of M&Ms comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good shelve, I bid you, stand, M&Ms of the West!

Wink

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Frost · Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:48 am Post subject:

OMG! Aramor, that's the funniest one yet. I didn't even think about non-starwars stuff.
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Aramor · Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:24 am Post subject:

Yeah well, I got the scripts of the Extended Editions of the LotR movies as well... Rolling Eyes

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Smiley · Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:15 pm Post subject:

The path of the righteous M&M is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Reese's Pieces and the tyranny of evil Skittles. Blessed is he who, in the name of chocolate and candy shells, shepherds the milk through the valley of dark chocolate, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost peanuts. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my M&Ms. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:25 pm Post subject:

The age of the smarties is over. The time fo the M&M has come!
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:16 pm Post subject:

I'm the king of the M&Ms!!!

[JULES]
Okay so, tell me again about the Candy bars.

[VINCENT]
Okey what do you want to know?

[JULES]
Well, candy is legal over there, right?

[VINCENT]
Yeah,It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant,
geab some candy and start munchin' away. They want you to eat in your home or certain designated places.

[JULES]
And those are the Candy bars?

[VINCENT]
Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,
And if you're the proprietor of a Candy bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
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Raziel · Gender: Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Posts: 209 Location: The Abyss

DALLAS
Look, we both work for the Mars
company. I just want to know
what's going on.

ASH
I don't know what the hell you're
talking about. And I don't like
any of the insinuations. The
M&M is a dangerous form of
life... I don't want it to stay
alive any more than you do.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:44 pm Post subject:

What kind of ugly M&M are you?
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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:15 pm Post subject:

Get doo dah em-ah-nem! Get doo da em-ah-nem!

M&M's to the person who realizes what I'm quoting.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:31 pm Post subject:

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first Predator. He's yelling "Get doo dah chopper" to the latina girl they captured.
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Frost · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject:

"As you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're hungry. There's no escaping it, no denying M&M's - because as we both know, without M&M's, we would not exist."
" It is M&M's that created us,"
" M&M's that connects us,"
" M&M's that pulls us,"
" That guides us,"
" That drives us,"
" It is M&M's that defines,"
" M&M's that binds us."
" We're here because of you Mr. Anderson. We're here to take what you tried to take from us... M&M's."

This ones also funny if you replace all the "purposes" with "Fandango".
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Azrael · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:57 pm Post subject:

"They cut the power!"

"How did they cut the power?! They're m&ms, man!"
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Frost · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:26 pm Post subject:

Lol,

"Your M&M's. Give them to me... now."

Whats it off of? If you're right, you get a Frosticle.

"My mommy told me there were no M&M's, no real ones, but there are."
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Simon_Says · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:46 pm Post subject:

Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Independently colored chocolate eggs. Whoa! Trample half a city with these puppies. We got tactical missile smarties, mega-size skittles, M&Ms, we got sucrose, fructose, jaw breakers! We got gummy bears, we got mars bars, lollipops...

Apone: Knock it off, Hudson. All right, eat up.
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Frost · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:56 pm Post subject:

"One does not simply WALK into the store and buy M&M's..."
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You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan

Aramor · Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:25 pm Post subject:

Ash: You idiots. You still don't realize what you're dealing with. The M&M is a prefect organism. Superbly structured, cunning, quintessentially violent. With your limited capabilities you have no chance against it.

Lambert: You admire it.

Ash: How can one not admire perfection.

Somehow I get the idea this isn't the script from the movie... but it comes pretty close.
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Raziel · Gender: Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Posts: 209 Location: The Abyss

One M&M to rule them all
One M&M to find them
One M&M to bring them all
And in the darkness, bind them.
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Azrael · Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:09 pm Post subject:

"No, it wasn't the planes that got him. It was m&ms that killed the beast."
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Married to SpideyGirl.

Aramor · Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:20 am Post subject:

The time has come for those who are M&Ms to stand united.
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