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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here ya go:

3PO said and George Lucas probably wrote:
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one.


I feel so geeky for having the scripts of the movies on my computer...

Anyhoo, let me think of something...

3PO: What...what's going on? Turn around, Chewbacca, I can't see. Oh...they've encased him in cM&Ms. He should be quite
well-protected -- if he survives the freezing process, that is.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you, Aramor. Also, yours was funny.



Where did you find the scripts at?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Google is thy friend...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course. Thank you.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vader: "I have your M&M's now!"

Obi Wan: "That's no moon, that's an M&M!"
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Yes, but other people don't pull your arms out of their sockets if they lose. M&M's have been known to do that."

STARWARS

"It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the big M&M has
been destroyed, M&M troops have driven the Rebel forces from
their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded M&M Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters
led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote
ice world of Hoth.
The evil lord of the M&M's, obsessed with finding young Skywalker,
has dispatched thousands of remote M&M Mini's into the far reaches of
space..."
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hold your ground! Hold your ground! M&Ms of Gondor, of Rohan. My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the chocolate coating of me! A day may come, when the courage of M&Ms fails, when we forsake our packages and break all bonds of Candyship, but it is not this day! An hour of teeth and shattered peanuts when a pack of M&Ms comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good shelve, I bid you, stand, M&Ms of the West!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG! Aramor, that's the funniest one yet. I didn't even think about non-starwars stuff.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah well, I got the scripts of the Extended Editions of the LotR movies as well... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The path of the righteous M&M is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Reese's Pieces and the tyranny of evil Skittles. Blessed is he who, in the name of chocolate and candy shells, shepherds the milk through the valley of dark chocolate, for he is truly his brotherís keeper and the finder of lost peanuts. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my M&Ms. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The age of the smarties is over. The time fo the M&M has come!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm the king of the M&Ms!!!

[JULES]
Okay so, tell me again about the Candy bars.

[VINCENT]
Okey what do you want to know?

[JULES]
Well, candy is legal over there, right?

[VINCENT]
Yeah,It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant,
geab some candy and start munchin' away. They want you to eat in your home or certain designated places.

[JULES]
And those are the Candy bars?

[VINCENT]
Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,
And if you're the proprietor of a Candy bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DALLAS
Look, we both work for the Mars
company. I just want to know
what's going on.

ASH
I don't know what the hell you're
talking about. And I don't like
any of the insinuations. The
M&M is a dangerous form of
life... I don't want it to stay
alive any more than you do.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What kind of ugly M&M are you?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get doo dah em-ah-nem! Get doo da em-ah-nem!

M&M's to the person who realizes what I'm quoting.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first Predator. He's yelling "Get doo dah chopper" to the latina girl they captured.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"As you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're hungry. There's no escaping it, no denying M&M's - because as we both know, without M&M's, we would not exist."
" It is M&M's that created us,"
" M&M's that connects us,"
" M&M's that pulls us,"
" That guides us,"
" That drives us,"
" It is M&M's that defines,"
" M&M's that binds us."
" We're here because of you Mr. Anderson. We're here to take what you tried to take from us... M&M's."

This ones also funny if you replace all the "purposes" with "Fandango".
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"They cut the power!"

"How did they cut the power?! They're m&ms, man!"
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol,


"Your M&M's. Give them to me... now."

Whats it off of? If you're right, you get a Frosticle.

"My mommy told me there were no M&M's, no real ones, but there are."
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Independently colored chocolate eggs. Whoa! Trample half a city with these puppies. We got tactical missile smarties, mega-size skittles, M&Ms, we got sucrose, fructose, jaw breakers! We got gummy bears, we got mars bars, lollipops...

Apone: Knock it off, Hudson. All right, eat up.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"One does not simply WALK into the store and buy M&M's..."
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ash: You idiots. You still don't realize what you're dealing with. The M&M is a prefect organism. Superbly structured, cunning, quintessentially violent. With your limited capabilities you have no chance against it.

Lambert: You admire it.

Ash: How can one not admire perfection.

Somehow I get the idea this isn't the script from the movie... but it comes pretty close.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One M&M to rule them all
One M&M to find them
One M&M to bring them all
And in the darkness, bind them.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"No, it wasn't the planes that got him. It was m&ms that killed the beast."
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The time has come for those who are M&Ms to stand united.
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