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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not exactly sure who shot first, but I say Han fired first. Greedo is even worse with a blaster than a stormtrooper Razz. Except te 501st ones.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Lincoln shot first!


Volkert shot first!!! 3 times!!! From the left!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mango wrote:
I'm not exactly sure who shot first, but I say Han fired first. Greedo is even worse with a blaster than a stormtrooper Razz. Except te 501st ones.


Yah, there's something not quite right about the whole clones becoming stormtroopers thing... The clone troopers were awesome! The stormies...not so much (not that I don't like them, mind you).
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No smarties! No skittles! No M&M's!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obi Wan- The boy has an even higher m&m count than Master Yoda!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where did they amass so many M&M's so fast?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Darth Vader- The m&ms are strong in this one.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vader: I find your lack of M&M's... disturbing...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, that was a good one. Smile

Padme-We used to lie in the m&ms and have them dry us up.

Anakin-I don't like m&ms. There too chocalty and get all over your face.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats a lie!! THEY MELT IN YOUR MOUTH, NOT IN YOUR HANDS!!!

"What are M&M Minis?"

"M&M Minis are tiny micro-organisms in all living things that..."
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mon Motha- Many Bothan spies have died to bring us these m&ms.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAN: I don't know, what do you think? Do you think an M&M and a guy like me...

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Candystore Wars - Episode IV: A New Batch

TAGGE: Until this battle M&M is fully operational we are
vulnerable. The Skittle Alliance is too well equipped. They're more
dangerous than you realize.

MOTTI: Dangerous to your starfleet, Commander, not to this battle
M&M!

TAGGE: The Skittles will continue to gain a support in the Smartie
Senate as long as....

TARKIN: The Smartie Senate will no longer be of any concern to us.
I've just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council
permanently. The last remnants of the Old Candystore have been swept
away.

TAGGE: That's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control
without the bureaucracy?

TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over
territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this
battle M&M.

TAGGE: And what of the Skittles? If the Skittles have obtained a
complete technical readout of this M&M, it is possible, however
unlikely, that they might find a weakness and exploit it.

VADER: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

MOTTI: Any attack made by the Skittles against this M&M would be a
useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This
M&M is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use
it!

VADER: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've
constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to
the power of the Twix.

MOTTI: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader.
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure
up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the
Skittle's hidden fort...

VADER: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

TARKIN: Enough of this! Vader, release him!

VADER: As you wish.

TARKIN: This bickering is pointless. Lord Vader will provide us with
the location of the Skittle fortress by the time this M&M is
operational. We will then crush the Skittles with one swift stroke.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lando- How can they be jamming us if... they don't know we're coming...
Break off the attack! Those m&ms are still up!

Wedge- Are you sure? I can't get a reading on them.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The m&ms menance!


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woah... lol.

Anywayz, onto more M&MS!

*Luke trying to tell Yoda that he is ready to learn about the M&M's...*

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I have eaten M&Ms. My own counsel will I keep on what colors are to be taken. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the Mac's, to the 7-11. Never his mind on where he was! Hmm? What he was doing! Hmph. Food. Heh! Nutrition. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!

*After Luke states his preference for Mega M&M's*

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my sustenance are the M&M's, and a fullfilling sustenance it is. The Mars Company creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Greedy beings are we, not this hungry matter. You must feel the M&M's inside you! Here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between home, and the candystore.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PALPATINE: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"?

ANAKIN: No.

PALPATINE: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create M&Ms... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from eating M&Ms.

Now those are some useful skills Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jabba- Dropping your m&ms at first site of an Imperial ship is not good for business, Han

Han- Jabba, even I get boarded sometimes.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Han Solo: I'm captain of the Millenium Smartie. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Skittle system?

Obi-Wan: If it's a fast M&M.

Han Solo: Fast M&M? You've never heard of the Millennium Smartie?

And yes the ie is intentional.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luke: He told me you ate my M&M's!

Darth V: No... I AM your M&M's!

Luke: NOOOOOO!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sidious: Lord Vader, can you hear me?
Vader:Yes Master
Vader: Where is Padme? Is she safe is she alright
Sidious: It seems with your M&Ms you killed her.
Vader:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is almost good as TCOFEDAEFTB.

An M&M supply disruption could mean only one thing: invasion.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know where you get your M&Ms, laser brain.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't know if this one has been done yet:

Palpatine/Sideous:M&MS!!! Unlimited M&MS!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha, I wish I though of that one. Classic.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought this topic was gone! I'm glad to see it's not!


"The odds of successfully navigating an M&M field is 6,209,683 to 1."

p.s.- I couldn't remember the actual odds. I made that number up.
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