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The Huge Wing Wong
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 Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:08 am Post subject: oh those pandas... |
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A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'
the Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'
at this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street.
the manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:
'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'
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| Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha
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jennif
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| Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:07 pm Post subject: Re: oh those pandas... |
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Oldie but goodie. 
| The Huge Wing Wong wrote: | | the manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. |
When do you think we're going to have to start updating these jokes for the times? Maybe it should be "and consults Wikipedia". 
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| Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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 that's so fucking cute!
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| Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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You're cute...
Anyhoo, that one was awesome!
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:26 am Post subject: Re: oh those pandas... |
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| The Huge Wing Wong wrote: | | Eats shoots and leaves.' |
heard it some time ago (in linguistics classes!). it's still funny, though.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:05 am Post subject: Re: oh those pandas... |
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| jennif wrote: | | Oldie but goodie. |
Shouldn't it have been "Oldie but goldie." Witchever way it may be, I still agree!
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | You're cute... |
awwwwwwwww...you're so sweet!
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:28 am Post subject: |
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| what this forum should be? some anti-panda propaganda? |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:31 am Post subject: |
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Now that you mentioned it, that may very well be! But on the other hand our resident Panda Shogun seems to like it!
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:34 am Post subject: |
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| Telveryon wrote: | | Now that you mentioned it, that may very well be! But on the other hand our resident Panda Shogun seems to like it! |
Yes, he likes everything linked to violence. |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:36 am Post subject: |
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| amyltrer wrote: | | Yes, he likes everything linked to violence. |
Point!
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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I didn't find this funny four years ago and I didn't find it funny now.
Maybe I'm just different.
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2-0 for Digit.
Mr D is owning!
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| angelus_raptor wrote: | 2-0 for Digit.
Mr D is owning! |
Wait, what? What the hell was that for? I just said I didn't like the joke.
You guys have a tendency to overreact, you know.
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Yes, I know.. you didn't like the joke. Just another random post.
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | angelus_raptor wrote: | 2-0 for Digit.
Mr D is owning! |
Wait, what? What the hell was that for? I just said I didn't like the joke.
You guys have a tendency to overreact, you know. |
I've NEVER FUCKING OVERREACTED EVER DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH BEFORE YOU MAKE FUCKING STATEMENTS ROAR!
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It's rawr. Nitpick over.
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Roar is older than rawr. but rawr is also old now. SO ROAR IS NEW!
What's that called again? Retro?
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Tetno?
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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toe-may-toe
toe-mah-toe
okay, really.. who says tomato the second way now?!
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Hobbits.
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | angelus_raptor wrote: | 2-0 for Digit.
Mr D is owning! |
Wait, what? What the hell was that for? I just said I didn't like the joke.
You guys have a tendency to overreact, you know. |
Yes, haven't you noticed? You seem to attract groupie-like followers on this forum...
Must be that manly chest of yours.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:13 am Post subject: |
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| Munan wrote: | | Must be that manly chest of yours. |
Roar...
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