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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Grabs some super glue*

I just hope that's not what you ment...
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the poster formerly known as Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Actually, that was all song lyrics. The golden shower bit was a machination of your own, sick little mind.


How did it go again?

Something about healthy clean golden laser beams.

Not that much to machinate upon to figure a reference to golden shower, hmm?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Actually, that was all song lyrics. The golden shower bit was a machination of your own, sick little mind.


How did it go again?

Something about healthy clean golden laser beams.

Not that much to machinate upon to figure a reference to golden shower, hmm?

I've got something for you
It is shiny, it is clean
Come on up and I'll adore you
With my yellow laser beam.

The only thing you've got going for you is "yellow". Maybe "clean" too(Did you know that urine is sterile? You can drink it.).

I still say you're the twisted one here.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently, urine can contain dead skin cells sloughed off your urinary tract...
So, it is more of a pissy-flesh-shake, but you go right ahead Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Antidistinctlyminty wrote:
a pissy-flesh-shake


I wonder when they'll have that at the McDonalds...

I still think it's a good idea to catch a pigeon, go to the McDonalds, hand them the (alive) pigeon and say "I'll have that and a medium strawberry milkshake please... no sauce..."
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Antidistinctlyminty wrote:
a pissy-flesh-shake

I wonder when they'll have that at the McDonalds...

They already do. Stay away from the McSodas.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love McD's coke over here...
It's like flat shitty brown syrupy goo... from heaven. Sugar rush...
I had it once over in the US, but was bitterly disappointed that I didn't go into some kind of sugar-induced flail-o-dance.
6/10, McD's USA... must try harder.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like Burger King. Their fries are way better than McD's.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I resent that.

Let it be known that it is my opinion that the fries, chicken nuggets and strawberry milkshakes at BurgerKing suck heavily compared to the ones at the McDonalds.

It's like the difference between a pipe rifle and a Bozar when fighting a Deathclaw...
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

if you wanna get into debates with Aramor you have to think Fallout
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
Let it be known that it is my opinion that the fries, chicken nuggets and strawberry milkshakes at BurgerKing suck heavily compared to the ones at the McDonalds.

Bleh. McDonald's food makes me physically ill.
Oh. I don't think I've said hello yet.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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if you wanna get into debates with Aramor you have to think Fallout
Razz


I was hoping someone would say that you could still kill a Deathclaw with a pipe rifle, caus then I'd say "Yeah, but only as a last resort, just like the Burger King..."
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stupid dvd player....

sorry, Embarassed sturge how ya doing welcome sure I'm late but whats new LOL

just ignore first part Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
Sal_P wrote:
if you wanna get into debates with Aramor you have to think Fallout
Razz


I was hoping someone would say that you could still kill a Deathclaw with a pipe rifle, caus then I'd say "Yeah, but only as a last resort, just like the Burger King..."


sorry, didn't catch your drift and wasted a chance for a witty post-exchange.
but you seem to have done well enough on your own. Very Happy
[Aramor the First: the only forum whore efficient enough to engage in witty discussions with himself]
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salvatore wrote:

[Aramor the First: the only forum whore efficient enough to engage in witty discussions with himself]


The idea is to post as many threads as possible. Even if is boring. Or maybe he wants to eqalise the number of his posts with the one of his sisters. One post for Kate, one post for Mary, one post for Elle.................
(the names are fictitious. I don't know the real Aramor's sister's names)
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Errm, they're called sis #1, sis #2, sis #3... sis #8*10^12...

Oh, and there's actually a word for me having a conversation with myself... Morpoggelogue... long story...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
Morpoggelogue...


I wasn't sure that was a real word... and Ipsa wasn't around (her word is law!)... so I was sad enough to Google it.
a Morpoggelogue Google...
Now I'm sat here humming a tune and inserting the phrase "Morpoggelogue-a-google" every so often.
try it... it's satisfying.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
long story...


you still owe me one story (the anticlomactopel one).
i'm waiting patiently.

edit: i remembered the longish word. doesn't that make me worthy?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, storytelling time...

Chapter 1 - The Morpoggelogue

Once upon a time there was a dude known as Morpoggel. He enjoyed his life, for he had a computer with an internet connection. Life was good. Then he discovered mIRC, and a friend of him showed him a certain channel. The people in the channel were a bit weird, but Morpoggel liked them. He spend lots of his time there. But sometimes, the other persons weren't there. But that didn't keep Morpoggel from saying something... and saying something again... and again, and again... until finally he spent half an hour talking to himself as if he was Smeagollum. It should be mentioned ofcourse that Morpoggel was a big LotR fan. So, after a while, Morpoggel changed his name to Aramor... and that was also the end of Morpoggelogues...

Chapter 2 - Anticlomactipel

Dude, I just invented this word when we were goofing off in the forum here...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of IRC, shouldn't the lot of us get ourselves a channel? It save the forum from all the unnecessary chatter that goes on.

You know.

Posts like this.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:
Ok, storytelling time...

Chapter 1 - The Morpoggelogue

Once upon a time there was a dude known as Morpoggel. He enjoyed his life, for he had a computer with an internet connection. Life was good. Then he discovered mIRC, and a friend of him showed him a certain channel. The people in the channel were a bit weird, but Morpoggel liked them. He spend lots of his time there. But sometimes, the other persons weren't there. But that didn't keep Morpoggel from saying something... and saying something again... and again, and again... until finally he spent half an hour talking to himself as if he was Smeagollum. It should be mentioned ofcourse that Morpoggel was a big LotR fan. So, after a while, Morpoggel changed his name to Aramor... and that was also the end of Morpoggelogues...

Chapter 2 - Anticlomactipel

Dude, I just invented this word when we were goofing off in the forum here...


I like Karst better Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
Speaking of IRC, shouldn't the lot of us get ourselves a channel? It save the forum from all the unnecessary chatter that goes on.
You know.
Posts like this.

I'm fairly sure posts like these make up 90%** of the forum traffic.
take away posts like this, and well, it'd be a serious forum...
and, Aramor would have like 50 posts instead of 5000

Vive La Pointless Posts

**Estimate may be essentially inaccurate, as it is a statistic found on the internet, and therefore is 114% more likely to be made up by the poster.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah well, but in a channel we wouldn't have topicy stuff to react to... it'll only take away all the Khushi<->Me, Khushi<->omfgpastry and [insertnameofpersonthatpostsinsteadofusingprivatemessages] <->[insertnameofpersonthatpostsinsteadofusingprivatemessages]...

If you get what I mean...

And thanks amyltrer Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor the First wrote:

Dude, I just invented this word when we were goofing off in the forum here...


i soooooo hoped it was more than that... Sad
*commence disappointment*
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fine, it's more than that... happy now?
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