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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:24 am Post subject: |
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Frost: Can you hear me? Can you? I'm intrigued by your words. I would like to talk somewhere quiet, later. By the red-bricked house down that road to the north, in an hour or so. Just back off for now. Ok?
Good... you're the first creature I've met on this planet who can think reasonable. I'll be there... you'd better be there as well. And it'd better not be a set up.
To the Xenos: Ok guys, he wants to talk with me... which is fine by me... right now we should get back to the Hive. Let's go.
Just as the three Xenos wanted to leave, Spidey-Girl snatched the baby from Church with a web. Aramor decided it was better not to piss them off so he dropped the child he was holding hostage. He saw Spidey-Girl looking at him. The pheromones from the grenades where dissipated, so he could see clearly again. He studied her pheromone signature... it looked somehow attractive.
To himself: Hmm... I guess not all those humans are that bad... then again, she's not completely human either...
The Xenos dropped off the roof and went to the sewers. They saw several police cars stopping near the house where they massacred all those teenagers. He hissed at the cars and then quickly went into the sewers before anyone saw him. They made their way to the Hive where they saw the new hosts were already sticky shitted to the walls. There were a lot of Xenos crawling around, putting down eggs, sticky shitting the walls to re-inforce the Hive and doing other usefull tasks.
Wonderful...
If Xenos could cry, there would most certainly be a tear rolling over Aramor's cheek right now. If he actually had a cheek... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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wrincewind

Gender:  Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 245 Location: in a cave, deep, deep under the city, waiting for the next post.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:30 am Post subject: |
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Deep, deep under the city, in a cave almost completely devoid of light, there is movement. a high pitched chittering fills the air. something speaks, in a strange, almost guttural language. (the following is a loose translation)
"my lord, we have been lucky. the... creatures did not explore the area of the humans abandoned underground transport system that we collapsed, some time ago.".
another voice spoke out, much deeper than the one before.
"Good. but they are becoming a menace. Something must be done."
edit-changed some of the wording so that it made more sense, added a full stop.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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*sighs* Like I don't have enough enemies yet... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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wrincewind

Gender:  Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 245 Location: in a cave, deep, deep under the city, waiting for the next post.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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hey, who says we will end up as enemies? there is such a thing as an alliance. Also, not that I want to give away anything, but we dont really get on with humans. _________________ there once was something funny here.
then again, perhaps not. |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor the Angelic wrote: | | *sighs* Like I don't have enough enemies yet... | Why does everyone seem to be on my side yet Aramor has more votes?
And yes, Aramor needs more friends! _________________
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wrincewind

Gender:  Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 245 Location: in a cave, deep, deep under the city, waiting for the next post.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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i voted for him. dont ask why.
and also, not everyone who voted is actively playing. _________________ there once was something funny here.
then again, perhaps not. |
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Havoc
Gender:  Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 45
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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Havoc unwillingly ran after Frost knowing something was wrong with him.
A retreat even a tactical one is not his style.
What gives Frost?
He waited for an answer but already knew that if he couldn't depend on Frost than he would have to look out for himself, and do what he does best. He just hoped he wouldn't have to get help outside of this town. Then there would be a real war. _________________ I see said the blind man. |
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wrincewind

Gender:  Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 245 Location: in a cave, deep, deep under the city, waiting for the next post.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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nearby, a manhole cover clatters back into its socket. _________________ there once was something funny here.
then again, perhaps not. |
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Aramor the Angelic wrote: | | *sighs* Like I don't have enough enemies yet... | Why does everyone seem to be on my side yet Aramor has more votes?
And yes, Aramor needs more friends! |
Well, I'm somewhat affiliated with Aramor. Then Again, I'm the same with you. The only real enemy I have is Frost and Raziel I guess. _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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Frost walked for an hour in the cover of the oncoming darkness. Finally, he reached the spot where he had said he would meet the Aramor.
He had better not try anything funny.
And now Frost played the waiting game... _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
-- Zapp Brannigan |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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Is Raziel still alive? _________________
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Azrael
Gender:  Joined: 08 Feb 2006 Posts: 4810 Location: AWOL no more
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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From the last post, my chopper shredded him up, and he was in some kind of spirit dimension. We need him to confirm what's his situation. But my guess is yes, sorta. _________________ Only the strongest will survive.
Married to SpideyGirl. |
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wrincewind

Gender:  Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 245 Location: in a cave, deep, deep under the city, waiting for the next post.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:50 am Post subject: |
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as frost had been walking, some...thing had been tracking him from underground. it found a storm drain, and settled in to watch.
despite what frost thought, he was not alone. _________________ there once was something funny here.
then again, perhaps not. |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:46 am Post subject: |
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As Frost waited he counted the houses. He liked to count things when he was bored. He counted them, but kept a close watch over his six o'clock; he had a sneaking suspicion that he was being hunted. _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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wrincewind

Gender:  Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 245 Location: in a cave, deep, deep under the city, waiting for the next post.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:41 am Post subject: |
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interesting... he seems different from the rest. not.... human. he smells like a werewolf, but he isn't that, either. He seems to know he's being watched, but nothing we know of could detect me here. strange... i will report to the Sanctum, and request permission to make contact.
the eyes vanished.
-sorry if my posting times seem odd to any of you, but I am in the uk.I posted this at 3:30 pm, my time. _________________ there once was something funny here.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:44 am Post subject: |
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Aramor had watched Frost for a while now from across the street. He was certain that he came alone. He saw no other pheromone sigs in the area. Except a faint hint of something in the sewers. He never saw it before but he ignored it. It wasn't human and it wasn't threatening him, so he couldn't care about it.
Aramor jumped over some roofs and finally ended on top of the building where they agreed to meet.
Ok, I'm here... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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Listen. I'm interested in your offer. Really, I am. But if you want my help, you gotta do something for me.
He took a few steps closer to the chitinous creature. He looked around, checking for eavesdroppers.
Get me Mango, the sniper. Alone too, with none of his half-breed buddies. Of course, he also can't know of me and this deal.
Do you accept? _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Alternate Spideygal

Gender:  Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: Any where a friendly neighborhood Spider would be.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:00 am Post subject: |
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Spidey made it to the hideout without any problems. Apparently the Xeno's had better things to do than to chase her and an infant around. Spidey made her way to a lone table and laid the now sleeping child onto it. Spidey smiled down at the baby boy and took off her mask letting her hair down. She was still tense, but she was feeling better. She picked the child up and held him in her arms rocking him gently.
"What a cute baby...So this is what it's like to be a mommy..."
Poor kid...
Spidey looked at the enterance to the room and stood there holding the baby in her arms, awaiting Frost's return. _________________
Married to Azrael.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:09 am Post subject: |
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Frost: Get me Mango, the sniper. Alone too, with none of his half-breed buddies. Of course, he also can't know of me and this deal.
Do you accept?
Great, so now we're becoming FedEx-O-Morphs? Maybe if you'd care to tell me what exactly he is and where I'll most likely run into him I'll give it a shot. You know, if you weren't such an exceptional creature who we could actually use as an ally, you'd be dangling from my tail now for your insolence... _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
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| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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wrincewind

Gender:  Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 245 Location: in a cave, deep, deep under the city, waiting for the next post.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:59 am Post subject: |
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Behind spideygirl, near the roof of the caves, a hole appeared, and someone, no, something fell out. It swore. (Not in any human tongue, but most swears seem to have a universal understanding.) It got up, saw spideygirl, and swore again, this time in English.
"oh, crap."
it was vaguely rat shaped, but blown out of all proportion. imagine a cat. a large, hairy, ugly cat, the sort that would fight anything that moves, and often did.
now imagine a rat eating that cat.
he(she? it?) was brown, with a black stripe running down its back. it was wearing a rusty piece of plate mail with dials and gauges sticking out at erratic angles on its chest, and it had a small but noticeable cylinder on its back. its long, balding tail swayed back and forth.
as it spoke, a bald, pale patch under its chin bulged outwards. there were stitches all around it. they had slit his throat, and haphazardly stitched in a human one.
"And I was awake the whole time." as spideygirl looked surprised at this, the added
"No, i cannot read minds, just faces.
My name is scritch'ka'slothen'nit'fertne, but you may call me scritch. I seem to be lost."
-sorry for taking control of you there Spidey, but wouldn't you look surprised?
edit: fixed the colours. sorry about that, but i was in a hurry to get to school. this took a lot longer than i thought it would. _________________ there once was something funny here.
then again, perhaps not.
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Alternate Spideygal

Gender:  Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 3216 Location: Any where a friendly neighborhood Spider would be.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:09 am Post subject: |
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Spidey took several steps back clutching the child to her body.
What the hell?!
Spidey tensed up, ready to fight it if it even decided that it wanted the child for a midnight snack.
"Who the...No, what the hell are you? And what are you doing here?"
It was all she could think of at the moment to say. That creature was DAMN ugly.
~wrincewind...you should edit that...Please make it a little more tidy. You know...with the whole color stuff. It's a bit confusing when you make the speech part in black...Yea...just edit your post. Gracias!~ _________________
Married to Azrael.
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:48 am Post subject: |
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Frost crouched down stretched his long limbs. He looked to Aramor.
Are you not familiar with the Mango? I thought he was allied with you...
Mango is a half-breed, part human, part your xenomorph. He appears to be human majority of the time, but can occasionally take on a xenomorph form. He's stronger than a normal human - much stronger.
Frost stood up again.
I admit, I do not know his location. If I did, I would have killed him myself... maybe. He is strong with his kind.
I figured that you dnew, though, when I thought you were allied. But your kind is good at finding pheremone signatures.
He walked over and held up a shard of metal, a broken blade.
This was his knife. It should have his pheremone signature on it. It's very distinct. I was stabbed with this knife, so don't get his confused with mine.
He'll probably be with his half-breed friends at their base, which I don't know the location of. _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:45 am Post subject: |
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I think you've noticed the massacre that went on earlier? The one they're still investigating... I did that with two other Xenos. And mostly by myself. Killing is like my drug... so right now I'm still a little dazed.
But yeah, now I know who you are talking about. I ran into him before. I recognize the phero sig... I'm not good with names. What's the point in remembering a name when the person attached to it will probably die.
Well, except for one name... Weyland-Yutani... ever heard of it?
Half to himself: If I ever find that son of a bitch... the hell I'll send him to will look like heaven compared to what I'll do to him... _________________
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wrincewind

Gender:  Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Posts: 245 Location: in a cave, deep, deep under the city, waiting for the next post.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:27 am Post subject: |
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"I am sorry for startling you. I mean no harm. As I have said, I am lost. This is not normal for our kind, but there must be large concentrations of..." He stopped.
"I am a rattan, one of many. I should not be here. This is the wrong place for our species to meet, but it will have to do. Obviously" He guestured at the smooth, metal walls, "I could not just leave here. Besides, I believe I have information that you will require in the upcoming war." _________________ there once was something funny here.
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2441 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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I share your "dislike" of Weyland-Yutani. That is certain.
Frost looked up. It had gotten dark on them. The moon was high. He like the moon - he could stare at it for hours, for some reason. He shook the sight from his head.
I must leave you now. Hopefully our paths will cross again in the near future.
Frost did a deep genuflect-like action, as is the lycanomorph way, and leaped into the air and out of Aramors sight.
He had to head back, lest Havoc suspect something fishy. _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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