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Aramor
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He, when my evil plan is completed you will all be my sla...
Wait, I never said that!
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| Mango wrote: | | STEVEN SEAGAL!!!!! |
http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/
Sometimes credited as Steven Segal.
That means that, in this case, sometimes, I'd be right.
That's one hell of an improvement from my normal life.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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I pity your normal life...
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| Sev wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | Can someone explain this recent Chuck Norris craze that just popped up? |
I dunno. I've always loved the guy, and it really annoys me that this stupid joke is spawning a rabid huge fanbase of idiots who don't apprecaite what he's really about.
I feel the same way about kids who claim to love Bruce Lee, but have no idea that he was a prolific writer and a profound thinker. I live his life according to his books and his philosophy.
Chuck Norris is a very cool guy. I got to meet him in person when I was still doing TKD. Dude was hardcore. World Middleweight Karate Champion for six years and retired undefeated. He's a devout Christian and spends much of his time and money on a variety of charities, some of which are Make a Wish Foundation and associations that help war vets.
Plus he sung his own theme song for Walker, Texas Ranger. He can't sing for crap but he SANG HIS OWN THEME SONG. How cool is that? |
And his Cartoon owned.
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He had a cartoon?!
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amyltrer
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| Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:15 am Post subject: |
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There is a lack of Aliens & Predators in your posts.
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Alien predator alien predator alien predator!
Just making up for everyone else! I'm sure there should be more but I'm too tired to do it.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Spidey-mania wrote: | Alien predator alien predator alien predator!
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You've forgot the predalien!
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Aramor
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Alien! Predator! Predalien! Praetorian! Facehugger! Runner! Chestburster! Queen! Oxomorph! Aramor!
Ok, that enough Alien and Predator for ya?
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| Aramor the First wrote: | Alien! Predator! Predalien! Praetorian! Facehugger! Runner! Chestburster! Queen! Oxomorph! Aramor!
Ok, that enough Alien and Predator for ya? |
You forgot the dog alien 
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| amyltrer wrote: | | There is a lack of Aliens & Predators in your posts. |
Chuck Norris killed them all with one hand tied behind his back, while coming up with a cure for world poverty. On his lunchbreak.
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Chuck Norris destroyed an entire colony of aliens, then boarded a predator ship and slaughtered everything he found in there. Shortly after that he did 350 one-handed push-ups while naming all the US Presidents.
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| Mango wrote: | | He had a cartoon?! |
Yeah Karate Commandos. Or was it Karate Kommandos?
Either way it was badass.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:57 am Post subject: |
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Karate Kommandos.
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it was awesome, i used to watch it when i was a little kid.
and there were these instructive interludes with the real chuck (not the animated chuck). these were pretty fun too.
unfortunately we had it with polish dubbing. but chuck owns in any language.
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| amyltrer wrote: | | You forgot the dog alien |
Ssshh *whispers* some people think there is no dog alien and say it is a runner and get very pissed when you call it a dog alien... but thank you for reminding me... that was very cool... and I think my brain is beginning to freeze...
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | amyltrer wrote: | | There is a lack of Aliens & Predators in your posts. |
Chuck Norris killed them all with one hand tied behind his back, while coming up with a cure for world poverty. On his lunchbreak. |
You mean he already killed all Aliens & Predators?  *shocked* Who'll be next now? The Klingons? The Wookie? Somebody stop Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris exempts Wookiees from destruction because of their luxuriant body hair, and Klingons for their manly beards. Chuck Norris cannot be stopped.
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Manly my ass. Here I bring the age-old "they got thier asses kicked by little bajoran girl" argument into action again.
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| Salvatore wrote: | | and there were these instructive interludes with the real chuck (not the animated chuck). these were pretty fun too. |
"Sometimes things we want most, are the hardest to get. That means you have to be even more determined to succeed. That's what it takes to be a winner. You have to want it bad enough to stick with it no matter how tuff things get. And things got pretty tuff for us down in Florida with, the deadly dolphins."
And yes, after those wise words, Chuck goes and kills some Dolphins. The bastard. 
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He even killed dolphins. Man he's so hardcore!
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: |
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We have to denounce Chuck Norris at the Animal Protection. Poor those dolphins! 
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Maybe he protected them by killing them? And maybe he killed them so hard they aren't actually dead... and maybe I oughta shut up...
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:22 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor the First wrote: | | ....and maybe I oughta shut up... |
That would be a good thing to do. Because if you'll piss of Chuck Norris he'll add you on his black list.
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