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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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w00t! still crazy!

You know, those who are truly insane are rarely aware of the fact.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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When he comes out of the coma he has a ponytail AND a beard (beat that Norris Cool )


Chuck Norris needs not a ponytail, only more opponents...




Spoiler:
steven seagal and Chuck Norris need to spar against each other.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mango wrote:
steven seagal and Chuck Norris need to spar against each other.


NO!!! That will ultimately bring down the entire human race!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And that would suck...hard. I kind of like living on an earth not populated by demons brought on by the Apocolypse. Yea...I'll need to stock up on Suntan lotion incase they decide to fight...cause Hell will break loose and I'd like a nice tan from the river of fire...

I worry about myself...>.>
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So? Seagal and Noriss? I'd totaly kick both their asses.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I root for the Panda shogun who could kill a man with his butt-cheeks. Go get em, Simon! And for your troubles a nice armful of Bamboo is waiting for you here!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I root for the Panda shogun who could kill a man with his butt-cheeks.
You're confusing me with Homestar Runner... BUTT DANCE AGAIN!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Da Panda Man will just kill both of them with his HOSGUN!!!


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw...you still get the bamboo! Just for being an adorable panda!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol better psot the entire convo to explain:

In some random convo, Simon & Aramor wrote:
- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
5k
You really are a whore.

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
ive got 5k?

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
Lol 1337

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
yeah

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
you almost got 5k

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
oh ok

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
yeah, i know... and im proud of it

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
Fucking pimp. The net is yo bitch. BUT I'M THE GODDAMNED PANDA HOSGUN! BIIITCH!

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
Shogun*

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
Yeah, you're the Hosgun alright... a gun used by a ho... or something

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
One of the best typos ever

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
lol

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
the NEW meme!

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
hosgun!!!

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
panda hosgun!

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
foo!

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! sends:

Open(Alt+P)

You have successfully received HOSGUN.JPG from Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!!.

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
w00t

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
so, are my image editing skillzz improving?

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
Indeed

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
Now drop paint and get somthin betta boy, and then you'd be the man, dog!

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
Any wait anti seems to have wanted to started another Pirate Spree. Ye joinin matey?

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
maybe...

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
What do you suggest btw as alternative program?

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
Paintshop Pro or Photoshop

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
I'd suggest an older version of either.

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
k

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
ok, posted the image on the forum

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
in teh norris vs alien vs predator topic

- Ŝĩώ_$ŷς - says:
uhhh

Karst - If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell... - Profanity!!! says:
Wow, I actually made a "teh" typo...


Anyway, bamboo? *MUNCH MUNCH*
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh no! Now people know how I am on MSN!!! Dun dun dunnnnnnn!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
anti seems to have wanted to started another Pirate Spree


This is like being nominated for an Oscar...
Admittedly, 'cos you didn't join in, it's like losing to Morgan Freeman, but it is still a thrill.
This is sooo going in my journal!!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh no!! Aramor! You better hide from other MSN-ers! And is the Bamboo to your liking dear panda? Cause I can grow more!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spidey-mania wrote:
oh no!! Aramor! You better hide from other MSN-ers!


Why? They'd better hide from me... MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So? Seagal and Noriss? I'd totaly kick both their asses.


yeah,right Laughing only the Alien Queen could get rid of them in one strike
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobody can kill Chuck Norris.

f00'
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, Ripley beat a Queen. Scar almost did. A queen's own kid gnashed her face open!

Queens cannot go head to head with Norris, Seagal, or myself.

On a related note: Norris vs Neo?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Preston!!! And I don't mean the aLp one... I mean Grammaton Cleric Preston!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Dude, Ripley beat a Queen. Scar almost did. A queen's own kid gnashed her face open!

Queens cannot go head to head with Norris, Seagal, or myself.

On a related note: Norris vs Neo?


Chuck Norris invented The Matrix in 0.3 seconds.


And he took a coffee break.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

From "The Chronicles of Chuck Norris"
And on the fourth day, Chuck Norris invented the bitchslap...
He bitchslapped so many wannabes, the palm of his mighty hand was covered in their blood, tears and drool.
Chuck Norris didn't like the sound his wet hand made as he bitchslapped mankind's greatest warriors, so Chuck Norris invented the pimpsmack.
Eager to try this latest pugilistic discovery out, Chuck Norris sought out the very best among the races of men. None could stand up to the awesome force of the back of Chuck Norris' right hand, so He sought out someone who could invent a time machine, and travelled back to England in the Dark Ages, where He pimpsmacked the Saxon hordes and ruled benevolently under the name King Arthur.

And Segal is still a judo-chopping, gun-needing, pussy-man ho.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

STEVEN SEAGAL!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Can someone explain this recent Chuck Norris craze that just popped up?


I dunno. I've always loved the guy, and it really annoys me that this stupid joke is spawning a rabid huge fanbase of idiots who don't apprecaite what he's really about.

I feel the same way about kids who claim to love Bruce Lee, but have no idea that he was a prolific writer and a profound thinker. I live his life according to his books and his philosophy.

Chuck Norris is a very cool guy. I got to meet him in person when I was still doing TKD. Dude was hardcore. World Middleweight Karate Champion for six years and retired undefeated. He's a devout Christian and spends much of his time and money on a variety of charities, some of which are Make a Wish Foundation and associations that help war vets.

Plus he sung his own theme song for Walker, Texas Ranger. He can't sing for crap but he SANG HIS OWN THEME SONG. How cool is that?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sev wrote:
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Can someone explain this recent Chuck Norris craze that just popped up?


I dunno. I've always loved the guy, and it really annoys me that this stupid joke is spawning a rabid huge fanbase of idiots who don't apprecaite what he's really about.

I feel the same way about kids who claim to love Bruce Lee, but have no idea that he was a prolific writer and a profound thinker. I live his life according to his books and his philosophy.

Chuck Norris is a very cool guy. I got to meet him in person when I was still doing TKD. Dude was hardcore. World Middleweight Karate Champion for six years and retired undefeated. He's a devout Christian and spends much of his time and money on a variety of charities, some of which are Make a Wish Foundation and associations that help war vets.

Plus he sung his own theme song for Walker, Texas Ranger. He can't sing for crap but he SANG HIS OWN THEME SONG. How cool is that?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I shall hail the ground Master Norris walks on!


HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!!! HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!!!! WE ARE YOUR SLAVES FOREVER!!!!




Okay! now that I've got that out of my system I think when Chuck dies his birthday should be a national holiday!

Can I get a w00t on that?!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i wll be a slave only for cindy crawford.... Very Happy
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