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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wonder if he'll hurt his balls...
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hurt his balls?

Whilst Chuck Norris does possess balls they are enclosed in a protective extra fist. Not only will this stop any knacker-based attacks harming him, he can punch you, from his groin!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No one can defeat Chuck Norris, well except for Jesus.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... Wait! They both have mullets, they both have luxurious beards... they both have millions of followers throughout the world... and, to my knowledge, no-one has ever seen them together...
I daren't type it... but it all makes sooo much sense...
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OHMIGOD!!! Chuck Norris is Jesus's father!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abe and Preston have been living with Chuck Norris all this time?

FUCKING-A!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said Chuck was his father, not Jesus himself... or maybe he's his brother and they hate each other...
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris NEEDS to be in an ALP strip.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Can someone explain this recent Chuck Norris craze that just popped up?


yep i would like to know this stuff too... Laughing

however,as strong good 'ol chuck can be,his head would be cut off by an alien's bite or the pred's writsblades....

yeah who's "the texas ranger now,heh"?

OT:kuhshi,you look a lot like my ex-girlfriend...except you are VERY cute... Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, Steven Seagal pretty much beats everyone, even Norris, due to added pony-tail, and the fact that in all his movie contracts, it states that no-one on set is allowed to be taller than him.

Plus now he's old and has a triple chin he goes Tai-Chi on everyone.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steven Seagal...

Norris cloned Steven Seagal just so he has something to kill every morning.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because of this topic...For AvP2 the PredAlien will turn into Chuck Norris and the movie will become a pilot for the new channel 2 TV show Walker Texan space ranger with Bush and Cheney as guest stars! Dem Predators betta watch out! Yeeeeeeehaw! lol. I'm an asshole. Sorry!


(IF you're from New York you know what Channel 2 is and that Walker texas ranger was on it like years ago, yay!)
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yeah, Steven Seagal pretty much beats off all over everyone, even Norris


I demand to see proof of this!!! Razz

Actually, considering the image-creating wizards who loiter here... I really don't! Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The woes of crafty edits!

This could have grave repercussions.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was going to put the edit in bold, for comedic effect, but that would have required more effort...
I'm looking forward to your grave ropey-cushions. Wink

Here's something you might want to quote and edit:
Hi, I'm AntiD... I like to eat kangaroo whap out of a puffin's ass. Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Antidistinctlyminty wrote:
Hi, I'm AntiD... besides making no sense what so ever,I like to eat kangaroo whap out of a puffin's ass. Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Steven Seagal beats off all over everyone...OH MY GOD...Is he the Thing?! Thats why he's getting so fat?! He's absorbing everything into himself?! Cause the last time I checked Steven was not of this world...thats why he keeps making movies. With Rappers!!! Evil or Very Mad Or he's from hell; sent by Satan to make us kill ourselves from the sheer amount of movies he produces. Or maybe he's dead, but sold his soul to the prince of darkness to keep his body and produce more movies...and then absorb everyone and everything for his dark master?! Its a FUCKING conspiracy everyone!!!! Beware of Steven Seagal! He will absorb you and you'll end up watching his movies in hell for all eternity!


I'm crazy...>.>
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He will absorb you and you'll end up watching his movies in hell for all eternity!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can live with that.

NICO!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What?! How could you hail the right hand man of satan! Steven Seagal can kill a man with his ass-cheeks and his movies!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Noriss vs. (Xenos + Predators) =-> one hero + a bunch of dearth aliens
So it is with Steven Segal. I wander how would be Chuck Norris vs. Steven Sagal
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is concrete proof that Chuck Noriss can be defeated.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A cartoon...

Sure.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris approved that cartoon's publishing to make himself seem vulnerable so someone might attack him, it's really boring when you kill people at random and none of them try to retaliate...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
SexiAndtiD wrote:
Hi, I'm AntiD... besides making no sense what so ever,I like to eat kangaroo whap out of a puffin's ass. Shocked


Duuuude!!! I'm soooo proud, only, next time, make the edit something that people don't already know! Wink
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