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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:14 pm    Post subject: Norris vs Alien and Predator Reply with quote

My friend brought this up, (obviously a joke)
Who will win a fight, Chuck Norris? or an Alien (or) Predator?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can someone explain this recent Chuck Norris craze that just popped up?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

beats me, but still norris is the alternative jesus
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it started with the spread of the Chuck Norris facts. As to why said facts started, I can't really give you an answer on that. But they're pretty funny. Even Chuck Norris has seen them. So it must be important. Otherwise he'd be killing many people, because he doesn't go hunting since that word implies failure.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THE SUPER MUNCHKIN HALF-BREED DWARVEN ELF WARRIOR CLERIC WILL WIN!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In a fight between Chuck Norris and an Alien, Chuck would simply go into slow-motion cowboy kung-fu mode and kick the alien through the wall. Then he'd call upon his comrade Steven Seagal and they'd wage bloody war on the Predators, until the Borg were forced to assimilate them into the collective in order to add their biological distinctiveness to their own.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:55 am    Post subject: Re: Norris vs Alien and Predator Reply with quote

Mango wrote:
My friend brought this up, (obviously a joke)


no shit...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:57 am    Post subject: Re: Norris vs Alien and Predator Reply with quote

sal_p wrote:
Mango wrote:
My friend brought this up, (obviously a joke)


no shit...


heh, yeah, its obvious chuck would win
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chuck Norris.



I agree.
Alien and predator will just kill one to each oter and Chcuk Norris and his blonde girl-friend will return happy at home saying: ''Hey, fans, another happy ending movie."...................boooooooring
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ultimate badass will win.The bearded hero.T3h kung fu m45t3r.The guy that everybody seems to be talking about lately.Chuck fuckin' Norris
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Thank you, Chuck Norris."
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i know, i didnt even know who chuck norris was untill a year ago.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Can someone explain this recent Chuck Norris craze that just popped up?


The Ultimate Showdown brought it down with a fiery vengeance upon my school...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steven Seagal is better.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll see your Steven Seagal and raise with a Super Munchkin!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...pawnt.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:46 am    Post subject: Re: Norris vs Alien and Predator Reply with quote

Mango wrote:

Who will win a fight, Chuck Norris?


Yes...

and he'd kick the ass of any number of pirates... in a disrespectful fashion

but, he respects ninjas, even though he could vanquish them.

I think there's a message there.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Re: Norris vs Alien and Predator Reply with quote

Antidistinctlyminty wrote:
but, he respects ninjas, even though he could vanquish them.


He did in 'The Octagon'.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yep... that was a re-shoot, tho.
In the original version, Chuck just looked at them, and they were so scared, they kicked their own asses.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Antidistinctlyminty wrote:

In the original version, Chuck just looked at them, and they were so scared, they kicked their own asses.


Yes, but this won't work with the aliens.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris decides what time it is, therefore he does not need a watch...
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chuck Norris decides what time it is, therefore he does not need a watch...


... and it's always time for Chuck's fist!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick Alien with his left leg and Predator with his right. At the same time.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick Alien with his left leg and Predator with his right. At the same time.

That would look funny.
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